#monsterdon I’M THE KING OF THE WORLD

How did he not hit her in the head with slinging that rock?
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@jeffron I mean, it’s not the worst thing I’ve seen in a #Monsterdon movie

he threw himself into space!!

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spaaaaaace poooootaaaaaatoooooooos

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“Where we’re going, we don’t need horses.”

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This is Superman pitching to himself then hitting it out of the park but getting there in time to catch it. #Monsterdon

Tonight's episode: the writer's badly disguised salvia trip

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flintstones transportation physics, neat!
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#monsterdon if you told me the early MST3K space effects were entirely inspired by this movie, I'd believe you

No.

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Oh, the Mjollnir trick. Well done. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

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It's a good thing that momentum and strength of materials don't matter..

YES he threw another thing into space

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@davesdogmaggie I wonder who ties his sandles, then. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Hercules can split rocks but can't tie a knot, huh

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“Don’t touch my mantitties, you’ll find out they’re fake and I really do have nipples under here”

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It's a wind-up yeet!

#monsterdon YEET YEET YEET

Why is he winded just bending down?

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"Are you absolutely sure you want to come?"

And that's also in every AO3 entry about — you can do the rest of this yourselves. #monsterdon

Holy Crystal Castles! Where's Robert Smith?

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HANDS OFF MY MANBOOBS LADY #Monsterdon

Knotwork is a very specific kind of magic, that does not require telekinesis at all. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

#monsterdon Imagine he accidentally hit her with the rock.

Get in loser we're going to Crete

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Are you absolutely sure you want to come?

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Herc doesn’t know how to tie knots, does he?

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Big Her can't actually tie a knot; he's all gross motor coordination, no fine whatsoever

it's why shit he throws ends up in stinkin' space

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Were we trying to explain the strait of Gibraltar? Was that actually a deliverable of this project or is this just scope creep? #monsterdon

Hey didn't Herakles defeat the centaurs, and isn't there plenty of pottery showing centaurs pulling his chariot to indicate this? #monsterdon #Hercules1983 and isn't there an unused centaur automaton outstanding. But we'll just use a rock, sure.

how much did they spend on all this rope #claymation?


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He is gonna throw that rock SO HARD..

Herc dumped all the points into STR, has no DEX for tying ropes #monsterdon

Alright, now she's just showing off those points she took in levitation.

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The effects team was very proud of their rope animation work and doesn't want to hear your negativity!

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i sense an impending yeet

#monsterdon omg ancient IKEA

why is the chariot made of aluminium foil and rock salt

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they could only afford real stop motion once and they used it for _this_.

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Herc is improvising, adapting, and overcoming his lack of flying horses.
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i think that vampire island space witch just likes watching him flex #monsterdon

Little domino: Hercules slow motion pushing the stone aside, Big domino: Zack Snyder's 300

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Stone Bondage!

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It would have been easier just to push it through
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Behold, Hercules! The rope of.... Harbor Freight!

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.......he's gonna chuck it into space, isn't he?

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#monsterdon "there's the magic chariot. But we need to replace the horses. Can you think of anything, Hercules?"

Ok fine I'll pull the chariot. I told you I want you to be more direct about your needs in the bedroom though

Every wall has a secret door when you have Hercules strength.

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If I'd asked the customers what they wanted, they would've said winged horses #monsterdon

He's gonna find a way to yeet the chariot, fam, and I am here for this nonsense!

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You heard it hear folks,

Someone’s macro kink created the continents. God bless kinksters, we owe everything to you

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@strangefour it's better than bad, it's good!

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I will become a horse and pull the chariot. Hercules probably.

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@adi Yes.

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Now that's a pimp chariot #Monsterdon

Gum-bercules? I love that guy! #monsterdon

so is there just like a large extremely buff man at the center of the earth that keeps it all hot and magma and shit?
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chariot's looking a bir...crusty

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"this is a garden of eden! why would a sorceress like you live here?"

why herc? why would anyone want to live in paradise?
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"I see the new Oldsmobiles are in early this year."

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“Did I say terrible test? I meant terrible special effects” #Monsterdon

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replace the magic horses with MOAR HORSES Lou!

Why don't you turn in to a flying horse, Circe?

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@RobynGoodfellow get you a man who will touch you like Hercules touched that door

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"How will we get the chariot out?"
"How about this wall with obvious seams?"

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Pimp my chariot #monsterdon #Hercules1983

Jeff Goldblum was much better as Zeus, honestly.

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@wohali Oof. Too bad that god-crafted body doesn't have the correct... glory. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

That belongs in a museum!

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Slow motion shove for the win.

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I would like to remind you that Star Wars came out 6 years before this high-school film class crap.

And 2001 came out *15* years before.

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@eigen Yes but no. This is over all more fun, but lacks the amazing over the top fun of Skeletor.
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@maple I'm sorry. But you're going to have to be more specific. I have said that like 28 times by now. 😃

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Are we balancing the freaking Dark & Light sides now???

I am so freaking confused

This movie is Mythological MadLibs

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C'mon, Zeus, don't you know you have to talk to your existing partners before getting a new one?

What am I saying, this is Zeus, of course he doesn't.

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Big Guy. Big Door.

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The gods in this movie all seem kind-of coked-up.

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Man. He's totally digging that door. #monsterdon #Hercules

"...a gift that will arrive in 9 months..."

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When you're a creature... of... the night! Hear the blood drip drip drip as your mind starts to slip!

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Hercules is the cause of tectonic plate movement... okay noted
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Good lord it’s become someone’s fetish film

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"Let's let them decide for themselves?" Are you the fucking administrator of fate or not, you bearded dipshit? #monsterdon

I mean... the Africa side of the Gibraltar gap probably a better get, land-wise. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

What was holding that door up? #monsterdon

So THAT'S how the continents were created! #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Cosmic viagra!

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I love the fact the subtitles don't make completely with the dialog. xD #Monsterdon

Is Zeus played by John Stewart?

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I think I just unlocked why I grew up loving the fanfic idea of reformed super villainesses as love interests for heroes...
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Wait what? Splitting a large hill breaks up entire continents and makes whole new-

I
...

:mayhemvt_ded:

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that was a weird distorted view of Lou's pecs

???????????????/ what????
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#monsterdon SHE HAS A NAME, IT’S CIRCE

circe works miracles, make it grow babe, make it grow

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WHAT???

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It's mega-Hercules!

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The Straits of Dire. #Monsterdon

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Ya know what Herucles needs.. to get BIGGER for some reason..