#monsterdon IβM THE KING OF THE WORLD
How did he not hit her in the head with slinging that rock?
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@jeffron I mean, itβs not the worst thing Iβve seen in a #Monsterdon movie
he threw himself into space!!
spaaaaaace poooootaaaaaatoooooooos
βWhere weβre going, we donβt need horses.β
This is Superman pitching to himself then hitting it out of the park but getting there in time to catch it. #Monsterdon
Tonight's episode: the writer's badly disguised salvia trip
flintstones transportation physics, neat!
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#monsterdon if you told me the early MST3K space effects were entirely inspired by this movie, I'd believe you
Oh, the Mjollnir trick. Well done. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
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It's a good thing that momentum and strength of materials don't matter..
YES he threw another thing into space
@davesdogmaggie I wonder who ties his sandles, then. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
Hercules can split rocks but can't tie a knot, huh
βDonβt touch my mantitties, youβll find out theyβre fake and I really do have nipples under hereβ
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It's a wind-up yeet!
#monsterdon YEET YEET YEET
Why is he winded just bending down?
"Are you absolutely sure you want to come?"
And that's also in every AO3 entry about β you can do the rest of this yourselves. #monsterdon
Holy Crystal Castles! Where's Robert Smith?
HANDS OFF MY MANBOOBS LADY #Monsterdon
Knotwork is a very specific kind of magic, that does not require telekinesis at all. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
#monsterdon Imagine he accidentally hit her with the rock.
Get in loser we're going to Crete
Are you absolutely sure you want to come?
Herc doesnβt know how to tie knots, does he?
Big Her can't actually tie a knot; he's all gross motor coordination, no fine whatsoever
it's why shit he throws ends up in stinkin' space
Were we trying to explain the strait of Gibraltar? Was that actually a deliverable of this project or is this just scope creep? #monsterdon
Hey didn't Herakles defeat the centaurs, and isn't there plenty of pottery showing centaurs pulling his chariot to indicate this? #monsterdon #Hercules1983 and isn't there an unused centaur automaton outstanding. But we'll just use a rock, sure.
how much did they spend on all this rope #claymation?
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He is gonna throw that rock SO HARD..
Herc dumped all the points into STR, has no DEX for tying ropes #monsterdon
Alright, now she's just showing off those points she took in levitation.
The effects team was very proud of their rope animation work and doesn't want to hear your negativity!
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i sense an impending yeet
#monsterdon omg ancient IKEA
why is the chariot made of aluminium foil and rock salt
they could only afford real stop motion once and they used it for _this_.
Herc is improvising, adapting, and overcoming his lack of flying horses.
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i think that vampire island space witch just likes watching him flex #monsterdon
Little domino: Hercules slow motion pushing the stone aside, Big domino: Zack Snyder's 300
Stone Bondage!
It would have been easier just to push it through
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Behold, Hercules! The rope of.... Harbor Freight!
.......he's gonna chuck it into space, isn't he?
#monsterdon "there's the magic chariot. But we need to replace the horses. Can you think of anything, Hercules?"
Ok fine I'll pull the chariot. I told you I want you to be more direct about your needs in the bedroom though
Every wall has a secret door when you have Hercules strength.
If I'd asked the customers what they wanted, they would've said winged horses #monsterdon
He's gonna find a way to yeet the chariot, fam, and I am here for this nonsense!
You heard it hear folks,
Someoneβs macro kink created the continents. God bless kinksters, we owe everything to you
@strangefour it's better than bad, it's good!
I will become a horse and pull the chariot. Hercules probably.
@adi Yes.
Now that's a pimp chariot #Monsterdon
Gum-bercules? I love that guy! #monsterdon
so is there just like a large extremely buff man at the center of the earth that keeps it all hot and magma and shit?
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chariot's looking a bir...crusty
"this is a garden of eden! why would a sorceress like you live here?"
why herc? why would anyone want to live in paradise?
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"I see the new Oldsmobiles are in early this year."
βDid I say terrible test? I meant terrible special effectsβ #Monsterdon
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replace the magic horses with MOAR HORSES Lou!
Why don't you turn in to a flying horse, Circe?
@RobynGoodfellow get you a man who will touch you like Hercules touched that door
"How will we get the chariot out?"
"How about this wall with obvious seams?"
Pimp my chariot #monsterdon #Hercules1983
Jeff Goldblum was much better as Zeus, honestly.
@wohali Oof. Too bad that god-crafted body doesn't have the correct... glory. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
That belongs in a museum!
Slow motion shove for the win.
I would like to remind you that Star Wars came out 6 years before this high-school film class crap.
And 2001 came out *15* years before.
@eigen Yes but no. This is over all more fun, but lacks the amazing over the top fun of Skeletor.
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@maple I'm sorry. But you're going to have to be more specific. I have said that like 28 times by now. π
Are we balancing the freaking Dark & Light sides now???
I am so freaking confused
This movie is Mythological MadLibs
C'mon, Zeus, don't you know you have to talk to your existing partners before getting a new one?
What am I saying, this is Zeus, of course he doesn't.
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Big Guy. Big Door.
The gods in this movie all seem kind-of coked-up.
Man. He's totally digging that door. #monsterdon #Hercules
"...a gift that will arrive in 9 months..."
When you're a creature... of... the night! Hear the blood drip drip drip as your mind starts to slip!
Hercules is the cause of tectonic plate movement... okay noted
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Good lord itβs become someoneβs fetish film
"Let's let them decide for themselves?" Are you the fucking administrator of fate or not, you bearded dipshit? #monsterdon
I mean... the Africa side of the Gibraltar gap probably a better get, land-wise. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
What was holding that door up? #monsterdon
So THAT'S how the continents were created! #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
Cosmic viagra!
I love the fact the subtitles don't make completely with the dialog. xD #Monsterdon
Is Zeus played by John Stewart?
I think I just unlocked why I grew up loving the fanfic idea of reformed super villainesses as love interests for heroes...
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Wait what? Splitting a large hill breaks up entire continents and makes whole new-
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that was a weird distorted view of Lou's pecs
???????????????/ what????
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#monsterdon SHE HAS A NAME, ITβS CIRCE
circe works miracles, make it grow babe, make it grow
WHAT???
It's mega-Hercules!
The Straits of Dire. #Monsterdon
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Ya know what Herucles needs.. to get BIGGER for some reason..