zap! pow zap! Zap Kachow! slam! Crunch
#Monsterdon

Hercules uses Anchor Smack! It's super effective! #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

If Adriana get a deep breath, her breast will jump from her bathing suit
#monsterdon
#hercules1983

Not the first time I've seen a Cyclops/Centaur stop motion animation monster. #monsterdon #Hercules1983

Yeah, just leave her dead body there. THe gods'll clean it up. #monsterdon

Why does the centaur Terminator have exactly the same sound effects as Godzilla #monsterdon

Robot vacuums should make the same awful keening moan when they need to charge.

#monsterdon #hercules1983

Hercules: Is it green?

Circe: What do you mean?

Hercules: The island of Thira. Is it green?

Circe: *laughing* It's a good island.

*Hercules gets there and it's green*

#monsterdon

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OH no it's mechasagitarius!

Uh oh! Hercules vs the #Terminator! Centaur edition! #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Dude, where's my centaur?

#Monsterdon

The Green Isle of Thira where everyday is Saint Patrick's Day. #Monsterdon

Seventh moon? #Monsterdon

Is that the Colossus of Rhodes?

And a Klingon palace?

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Is that just a wind up robot that someone kitbashed?

#monsterdon #hercules

Is this who built the cyclopean architecture on the island? Some kinda one eyed man thing.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

Oh it WAS a Hercules fighting robot. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon no you’re right, I should go alone

The green isle of Hera has its own light filter, I see. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

How did I know the Terminator was going to kill Circe?

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

And he’s green again. Hell yeah!

#Monsterdon

Science seems to be losing to Heracles so far
#monsterdon

It isn't easy being green, Herc.

#monsterdon #hercules1983

@CactuarJoe nope!

Green Goddess

#monsterdon

Queen Adriana may have had Cassiopeia purified, but she looks like she's got some decidedly impure thoughts about her now.

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

yep it's green
#monsterdon

#monsterdon sure, let’s do green, I guess

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but Circe what about the love thing?

The subtitles changed the spelling of Thera but it's still wrong.

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Thera, Thebes, whatever.

#monsterdon #hercules

RED FILTER
BLUE FILTER
GREEN FILTER!!!!

#monsterdon

Tintin's coming for the Black Lotus later #monsterdon #Hercules1983

A hot tub in the oculus? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I guess I was imagining that the "Green Island" would be covered in plants.

And you thought Europe and Africa were created by continental drift? Nope, plot drift #Monsterdon

Yeah, Circe was super useful. #monsterdon

@Taweret @apLundell next week on #monsterdon... Space Couch

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oh no here's that the worst women's costume of the whole movie

Is that Sybil Danning's ass?
Oh it's the stable lady. Meh.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

I think I all I can do at this point is absorb the the insanity of this movie for the last 15 minutes. #mOnsterdon

@wohali No doubt it's Caesar dressing #Monsterdon

Do not look into the eyes of Mara

#monsterdon #hercules1983

He's lucky he dodged those foam set pieces in time before they smudged his pec oil. #monsterdon

I want to listen to this prog rock album

#Monsterdon

Roland Emmerich's boner over this part would last for eleven years. #monsterdon

Minas Morgul declares its readiness to go to war

...oh wait, wrong mythos

#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

@davesdogmaggie But... but she's ... 💀 #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Starcrash-esque greebling on the buildings

#monsterdon

Why does it have pyramids?

...and maybe a ziggurat?

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

"Dress the princess"

Subtitles: "Now, apply the dressing."

🥗

#monsterdon

Voltron stands guard over the Port of Thira?

#Monsterdon

ah, more miniatures. just what i wanted.

#hercules1983 #monsterdon

"Do you mind, I'm having a bath?!"

#Monsterdon

I feel like my 3d printer could do a better job here #monsterdon

Screenwriter: "This isn't what I meant by 'green isle of thebes!"

Director: "Shut the fuck up, what else could those words mean?"

#monsterdon #hercules

Space Pyramids #monsterdon

I can think of many words to describe Lou Ferrigno as Hercules, "enchanting" is not one of them

#monsterdon

"You made me fall in love! I, the enchantress, have been enchanted!"

"Never mind. We're here."

perfect, no notes

#Monsterdon

[Stargate Atlantis theme plays]

#monsterdon #hercules1983

There's the chariot, but we haven't started it since last spring and I forgot to put the battery tender on it. #monsterdon

"You made me love you, I didn't want to do it . . ."

Circe's Love Theme

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Aphrodite doesn't make laws she makes love, gods

#Monsterdon

Losing all your powers when you fall in love sticks out as probably the most logical thing to have happened in this whole movie

#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

Is that another giant robot to kill Hercules w/ at the harbor? #Monsterdon

quis enchantiet enchantrices ipsas #monsterdon

@kshernandez his mommy. #Monsterdon

Y’all, I’ve given in. I now have Disney’s Hercules going on one screen and #Monsterdon going on another

"You made me fall in love w/ you," okay that's victim blaming.

#Monsterdon

i'm cackling

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

What planet were they over when the rope broke and dropped them into the water?

#Monsterdon

You can't do that today. Too many Starlinks #Monsterdon

Out of the chariot into the soup

#monsterdon
#hercules1983

I FAIL TO UNDERSTAND WHY THE CHARIOT WAS NECESSARY FOR THIS MODE OF TRAVEL

#monsterdon #hercules

wait, they just passd thru General Zod in the Phantom Zone?
#monsterdon
#hercules1983

Did that shipboard conversation between Ariadne and and the imprisoned Cassiopeia pass the Bechdel test?

#monsterdon
#Hercules1983

I don’t want to see Hercules “grow” 😭😭😭 #Monsterdon

and thus we have thrown three things into sapce. what great ... uh ... """writing"'""

#hercules1983 #monsterdon

I can see Uranus
#Monsterdon

Herc is going to reach the end of Fantasia at this point. Say hi to childlike empress for me.

#monsterdon #hercules1983

#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
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Chekov's space chucking!

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they did the double-exposure with the universe thing that the high school senior photography studios used to do back in the day

The compositors were working overtime on this sequence. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

I want to know what drugs these people were taking, cause this movie is trippy as shit.

#Monsterdon

Warp speed Herc. ENGAGE #Monsterdon

Hercules: The Incredible Orbital Mechanics #monsterdon

Oh man, if you thought you weren't tripping, just wait. #Monsterdon

@tuckerm The King of All Cosmos and his car

#monsterdon

Nice tin foil special effects!

#Monsterdon

This rock towing herc and cirk through space, reminds me of my peen taking over for my brain

#monsterdon #hercules

Can we just ask Hera what her objections to this project are really about? I mean I feel like there's something deeper going on here that deserves to be explored. #monsterdon

in the land of mint sherbert, we throw a rock

#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

Conveniently located space lake

#monsterdon
#Hercules

Hercules' next labor: getting his school portrait in 1989

#monsterdon

Eat it Thor! Herc traveled by throwing shit and hanging on as it flew first.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

Me: Right through the asteroid belt!

My partner: "In the not too distant future..." 🎶

#monsterdon

And then they suffocated in the vacuum of space before hitting Space Bear. The End. #monsterdon #Hercules

and so, hercules invented warp drive
#monsterdon

Unfortunately, due to physics, they are on their way to Andromeda. #monsterdon

Oh hey his random throwing things into space is serving a plot purpose!

#monsterdon #hercules1983

That was a pretty funny scene though. #monsterdon #Hercules1983