Thera sucks.

#monsterdon #hercules1983

"Here in Thera, we have eliminated all emotion, and I am very proud about that"

#Monsterdon

Minos was such a weird-ass role for young Jim Thirlwell to play

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Now it’s Vulcan? #Monsterdon

Where was I? Oh yes, I was about to get my ass kicked.

#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

Dude, your axe is on fire...

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#Hercules_1983

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Minos, that's a great example of the false dichotomy fallacy.

So King dude here is a vulcan or something?

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Oh he's a Chaos Scientist, like Ian Malcolm. #Monsterdon

Have we ever been told why Haira is just a bad person?

#monsterdon

As much fun as I'm having, I might need to bail on this one. I'm tired as hell and still have stuff I gotta do.

#Hercules1983 #Monsterdon

I think one of her seashells is askew.
#Monsterdon

That outfit with the shells is... Uhm... They're just not even trying to hide what they're doing here are they?

#Monsterdon

I wonder how many times an actress in this said "I'm not wearing that."

But in the end, they had to anyway.

#monsterdon #hercules

She sells seashell bras by the seashore.

#Monsterdon

At the beginning of the movie, didn’t Zeus say something about Herc being *both* wise & strong? I think he forgot half of that

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon sorry, couldn’t hear you over the sound of your bosoms

I forgot about the voiceover. Ridley Scott couldn't fix this.

#Monsterdon

"Only then will I return." @devilgirlbot

#Monsterdon

Green-for-night.
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"The gods are powerless this night..."

well they're more like just giant monsters then, aren't they?

#monsterdon

Adriana chose that outfit for Cassiopeia? Definitely impure thoughts!

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I know how to use those TWO shells

#monsterdon
#Hercules

bewwwwwbs #monsterdon

It's not a Dutch Angle. They just couldn't steady the camera. #monsterdon #Hercules

Hercules: “I *like* you, Circe. LIKE” #Monsterdon

Aha, she sports seashells by the Seychelles.

#monsterdon

boy, the narration right now really feels like your enthusiastic GM

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Mind the door. Er I mean Minotaur! #monsterdon #Hercules1983

#monsterdon idk this movie is pretty good evidence that evil triumphs over good

Feels like this announcer is building to a "Next time on Dragonball Z"

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#monsterdon all this black water and aggressively green light all the time doesn't make Atlantis seem like a paradise at all. There I said it

Stay tuned for next week!

#Hercules1983 #Monsterdon

and yet there's still like 20 minutes in this movie.

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@devilgirlbot "Only then will I return."

#Monsterdon

That's an extremely convenient trapdoor.

#Monsterdon

This feels like the cliffhanger from a Flash Gordon serial.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

#Monsterdon

Y'know, I have a funny feeling the producers failed their science courses and never got over it.

He could just jump out of that hole because that’s how Hercules do.

#Monsterdon

Always walk next to the wall, hero. You fail D&D 101. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Atlantis had dungeons? I thought it was supposed to be a utopia.

#Monsterdon

Just like Hercules to walk right into a trap

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oh we're in #Atlantis now?

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No, Herc! You're standing on an animation cel!

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Convenient trap is convenient.

#monsterdon

@bunnyhero

From the singer who gave us this #Monsterdon-like album...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliens_Ate_My_Buick

Now the question is, did he go back in time too, and bribe the architect?

#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

Those are B-shells, when that girl clearly needs C-shells.

#monsterdon #hercules

No!!! Circe! Do NOT “get on” 😭 #Monsterdon

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costume designers. dudes. this is not OK.

Some breasting boobily there for the fans. #Monsterdon

@turgon Yeah she probably respawned, but it's at a random location and Hercules is dumber than a rock, so he'll never find her now.

#Monsterdon

It sure feels dubbed. But their lips match. And I can’t believe they spent the budget on that. #Monsterdon

Herc! FFS, it's an elevator, you just push the buttons! Now you're gonna have to haul your big ass down that whole sha...

uh

#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

The mystery of the three seashells.
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Is King Minos like the science version of Oscar Wilde?

“Science for the sake of science.”

“Art for art’s sake.”

#Monsterdon

@strangefour

Should be Hercules Syndrome instead of Kessler Syndrome?

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#Hercules_1983

That's a vaguely persian winged lion, right?

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Daedalus: yeah sure I and my goofy hat will fuck back off into chaos, beyond space and time. For SCIENCE!
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@wohali 🎵 la la la 🎵

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#monsterdon honestly sometimes you can just knock

He is taking in all the scenery of the labyrinth of Minos. He is taking the Minos-tour.

#monsterdon

Not the bore worms!

#monsterdon #hercules1983

This whole movie gives me the vibes of the glimpse we get into the story in The #WhispersoftheHeart. Just kinda off the wall what was that? #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

@LingLass That mechanical monster screamed like the Voyager probe being shot by the Klingons in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.
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#monsterdon Yoo-hoo, stable lady

Zeus hates gods

#monsterdon #hercules1983

All my tubes and wires and careful notes ! #monsterdon #Hercules1983

Fuck yeah Science! Wait science... omg are they making green meth on this island?
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Sure, one big stone equals multiple magic flying horses, everyone knows that #Monsterdon

There's 20 more minutes of this?

#monsterdon
#Hercules

When I go out, I want a cool-ass shiny wipe like that, and leave a gem of compressed me behind

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

#monsterdon Minos is so freaking science

Final boss battle pending!
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Were parts of this shot on SUper 8 film? #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Science... for the sake of... SCIENCE"

Normal and not mad-sciencey thing to say

circe respawns on the island aeaea

#Monsterdon

Science for the sake of science!

#Monsterdon

The immortal Circe, daughter of Helios, dies of being second woman on Thira???

I kinda hate this movie

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SCIENCE! #monsterdon #Hercules

THE FINAL SHOW DOWN

DUN DUN DUN

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"go back to warhammer, Daedalus" #monsterdon

You know I kinda wish the mecha monsters each made a unique sound and it was more different than strangling a rubber chicken #Monsterdon

Just like Old Ben, vanished into a force ghost.
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Now it's turned into the #AquaLagoon (not the #bluelagoon )

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Temu metal minotaur. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

"Okay but how can we needlessly jam even more space stuff into this?" #monsterdon

We still have yet to find someone who can act in this film.

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Did she just de-rez? #monsterdon #Hercules

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No, Lou. That's not the 'oh no Circe died in my arms' look. It's honestly STILL the math thing. Dude.

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#hercules1983
All of the mechs in this show shriek like the guinea pig in The Asphyx.

#monsterdon I think Kirk yelled it better

Is this Green for night? Day for Green?
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Circe is being remarkably even-keeled about this whole thing, I have to say. #monsterdon

Ah good, Circe's crotch-based recovery module kicked in

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And now Hercules throws Circe into space, like he does everything when he gets mad.

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

he's the hulk in this one too???

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"Hey remember the stop motion animation from Clash of the Titans? Let's do that, but ROBOTS" #monsterdon

😭 🥺 Circe...
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

Whoever recorded the voices for the mechanical creatures just didn’t have their heart in their performance.

#Monsterdon