yeah i guess I could keep drinking β:neocat_woozy:β #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
"sure, those giant monsters couldn't harm him, but I bet these four random guards can get him." #monsterdon
No Cassiopeia, don't get in the cradle, just push Minos over the edge....ffs...
Minos is monologuing
#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
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If you sacrifice a virgin for science I'll give you tenure.. King Minos of Thira..
nice little tour of every way to break this dude's power. i'm sure no one will need that information in like 5 minutes.
That same blobby sword! #Monsterdon
it's Sokka's sword π
Do you give this speech to all your virginal sacrifices?
bet this guy totally buys into the cold fusion bs
#monsterdon
@ramsey first lesson of grad school
Um, um, um that's not very phoenix legendy #monsterdon #Hercules1983 oh who am I kidding
Bride of the Phoenix??? What the heck??? I⦠whaaaatttt???
I must offer a virgin sacrifice to the phoenix every seventh equinox FOR SCIENCE
#monsterdon get in the fucking beginning and the end of all energy shinji #hercules #notTheCartoon
Cass is all: What happens if the bride is not a virgin? Just... hypothetically. #monsterdon #Hercules
Hot fusion reactor
Villain is being way too honest for a villain. #monsterdon
I'm not exactly sure how sacrificing Cass is supposed to help King Minos' evil plan to destroy the gods anyway. Don't the baddies normally sacrifice people *to* gods?
I don't think any of this is in actual phoenix lore.
Kali-maaaaa....
Kali-ma shakti de!
Not so fast, Minoa-Ram! #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
Oh this isn't the first time he's given this bird a girl, then.
@srol well it was terribly
#monsterdon must be an invisible phoenix?
Why Hercules isn't throwing something into space, the audience is asking why Herc isn't attempting to violate orbital mechanics.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
oh, that explains a lot about Phoenix/Tempe/Mesa/Chandler
#monsterdon I want her to say "Virgin?!? Who told you that?"
Well, we just proved Herc is definitely not the epic hero here. Random NPC just gets murdered when he dodges that attack. He could have caught it. Heck, it would have just bounced off him anyway since we established sharp edges just bend against him. He wanted Random Background Lady to die.
I'm here for the last ten minutes and WOW these boobs #monsterdon #hercules1983
Ariadna gives Herc the black lotus drink to give him more mana or seduce him or something, and tells her that cass will soon be "turned to ashes" and this makes him mad and he breaks out of the chains and starts throwing people.
Minos loves to name drop.
"ok make sure you bend your cleavage toward the camera when he grabs you" #monsterdon
You will cassiopay! #monsterdon
Stabbing never works, when will they learn
Not even an oops my bad?
Hercules vs Batmen
#monsterdon oh hi
The only thing left to the imagination is the plot.
Oh the choreography
THe ability to act at all while wearing that seashell and g-string outfit is actually impressive. #monsterdon
@socketwench "Mighty Zeus! That was the film negative!"
Okay that was a pretty good dodge.
Wow, he's really grillin' 'em
Weβre all hearing Hercβs dialog in Louβs voice, right? I canβt be the only one.
Right?
No guard constellations either.
I think the real reason she's going to be sacrificed of her own will is that name.
I mean, if I was named Casio Peah I'd be pretty upset too.
Soooo did Theseus already kill the Minotaur? #monsterdon #Hercules1983
Ball and chain from annoying the gods makes a decent starter weapon in NetHack, but here we are nearing the end of the movie. He should have at least an enchanted stalactite by now. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
#monsterdon ok, itβs been 10 minutes, he better yeet something else soon, union rules
tough luck for one of the maids
C'mon throw them into space, Herc. #Monsterdon
"open" he says, like it's a magic spell, Meanwhile two guys go to open the door. LOL!
Behold, Cassiopeia, beyond this door lies.... Fruitopia!
Sorry to bail on everyone. This has been great, but I've had a long day. The Owlbear is done.
Take care of each other. Spread love, be kind, riff on bad movies.
Goodnight!
When it comes to colour this #Monsterdon likes to go ALL IN like...we're doing BLUE BLUE MOAR BLUE then it's redredredRedRED!!! then it is CAN'T GET GREEN ENOUGH it certainly is a Look
"Om nom shiva!"
minos's first name, does he have one? he feels like a "steve." not the fun kind of steve either, the asshole steve.
Mechanical centaur effects by Rob Bottinβ¦ βa roomateβs stoner cousinβ¦ βs cat #Monsterdon
Yeah, nah. #monsterdon #Hercules1983
To foil your plans I will make you drink the rarest Pokemon #monsterdon
Can I have some Black Lotus please
#monsterdon Black Lotus is ok but I couldnβt get through season 2
Why is she still the same age as when Herc was a baby???? #Monsterdon
So ... LSD?
Got a little nip showing there Sybil. #monsterdon #Hercules
Well, that was a blast! I hope to participate in the next #Monsterdon!
"It numbs the mind and awakens the senses. It has several citrus fruits in it. We call it..... Five Alive!"
They keep putting Herc in chains. Did they even get the remnants of the ones they tried out on Fenrir Wolf before settling on the one with cat's breath and cetera? #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
@maple Somehow, despite having plenty of time to not do that.
Hey, that plan worked as well as could be expected. #monsterdon
down, down, down, do... dammit
NIP SLIP
You know chains have no power on him. #Monsterdon
So, 90% of Ferrigno time in this movie is laying down of liftting rocks, is that it?
#monsterdon
#hercules1983
So many heartbreakingly beautiful people in this who never got the chance to act.
Director to costume design: "can we cut Sybill's top a little lower? We need just the slightest hint of nipple"
y'know bowie was a way better labyrinth guy, this minos fuck's just a snoozer
only chains? that wont be enough to stop the unstoppable plotless man
#Monsterdon #Hercules1983
"Go and make babies with this guy for me" Excuse me what
How can you inflame passion if there is no emotion because SCIENCE!?
Minos is one horny MF. #monsterdon #Hercules
Wow Hercules chained down on a dais I'm sure that scene didn't stick w/ any viewers. #Monsterdon
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@trixter at least 1 bear's worth #monsterdon
no we're in Thera now! π₯΄ #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
We have eliminated all uncertainty! ... Where was I? #monsterdon
Someone went to Burger King. #monsterdon
@diazona "any" π
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
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Fuck science! There is no uncertainty.... .... where was I?
Atlantis!
Iβm not even gonna ask why Cassiopeia has mermaid shell bra thingies #Monsterdon
"There's no uncertainty!"
Waaaait, that's not science, that's FAITH. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon βthere is no uncertainty! Where was I?β