Load bearing pheonix sword.

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Brass fanfare as Thebes goes up like Vesuvius or something

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pout one out for #Atlantis

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I don't think we're quite to the heroic music yet, guys.

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the volcanic eruption scene is footage of eruptions of mauna kea or whatever interspersed with pictures of that sixth grade science project volcano

Sucks to be from Atlantis/Crete I guess....

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Is this cataclysmic ending an allegory for something, I wonder?

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Villains suddenly getting older and decaying after they die is in like 50% of #Monsterdon movies, isn't it?

Wait, Atlantis is destroyed by *fire*?

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#Hercules_1983

Who put the 'glad' in gladiator? Hercules. #monsterdon

Rainbow lava? Cool!

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What lovely volcanic stock footage.

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huh, a volcano that burns butane, neat

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She turned to dust. Probably because of reasons.

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Wait... THERE WAS NO MINOTAUR!? But Minos and Ariadne were right there!!
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And then they died. The end.

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And thus, Atlantis was repurposed into a Bass Pro Shop #monsterdon

You can tell evil princess is evil because she’s wearing Trump gold sneakers #Monsterdon

If only this had some Harryhausen effects to distract us. #Monsterdon

That's what happens if you listen to too much Iron Maiden.

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Films in this era were really attached to their 0.6 frames per second transformation sequences, weren't they?

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Yay magma b-roll. #Monsterdon

old 😔
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🌋

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Ariadne does like Japanese vampires? Turning to ash.
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So that big robot looking thing did nothing? #monsterdon

yes yes we did it frodo, that we did

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i should have been calling out my #starWars references so it shows up in the trends 😄 #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

I bet Cassiopeia would like something else to erupt

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Wait. Hol' up. He threw away a weapon in a useful way finally! #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

#monsterdon the volcano is erupting! And neither of us has a stitch to wear

Hercules shot first!

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Oh wow the whole time she was a time black hole...

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Oh hi Herc!

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No, Minos. That's not an "I just got murdered by Hercules" face. That's an "I've got a really hard math problem for you" face.

Love how everyone's got an emergency death teleport #monsterdon

Could you just toss the One Ring in there while you're there? #monsterdon #Hercules1983

[spins it too fast] [launches cassiopeia into space]

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SIDE BOOB
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Never stop to cuss your enemy when throwing spears....

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Gee, I dunno if Hercules can turn a crank quickly.

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@cherizilla

See "Once Bitten" for that plot point.

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Hercules wins the swordfight by having more intense eyes

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Herc doing a super slow spin with the Zeus sword was amazing, I love it

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Just now tuning in to Joe vs. The Volcano, already in progress

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No, not science!
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the trailer promised lightsabers and gosh dang it, we're getting lightsabers

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Swirly attack by Minos!

#monsterdon Timestamp post: 1:30:54 for editing the caps to say "damn YOUUUUUUUUUU"

That's a load-bearing sword! You'll collapse the whole dungeon! #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Sybill needs mosturizer. #monsterdon

this guy's sword owns

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way to distract Lou when he's trying to avoid the scary flame sword, Cassie.

Finally Hercules runs into something that can hurt him

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This rainbow flaming sword wields the VERY FIRES OF HELL I guess

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I see he's got a fabulous sun sword. #monsterdon #Hercules

Kind Minos: “I will fight Hercules with my science sword!”

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Bad lightsabre ripoff time. #Monsterdon

Herc... _I_ am your father!

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That's hurrying? #monsterdon

I think Casioplaya's dead by now, Herc.....

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You can defeat Darth Vader!
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oh look, kyrptonite #monsterdon

KOOLAID!
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#monsterdon must be getting tired, that one didn’t even reach space

Missed opportunity there to have those helmets gush blood. But I guess the ratings board wouldn't like that. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

I think you could've just pushed the door open at any point.

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also the 'let's slowly lower the person into the volcano' thing is obviously gonna backfire in this scenario

Ooo, very camp and fabulous sword!

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Crushed by man breasts! #Monsterdon

But why use a crank and not a steering wheel? It seems inefficient.
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This winch? Also a constellation. #Monsterdon

"my greatest weakness- an old man with a flaming stick!" #monsterdon

Will Cassiopeia turn into molten mistress?

Will Hercules throw the phoenix into the stars in time?

Find out next week on Batma--- I mean Hercules!

Same Herc-time, Same Herc-channel!

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I can't believe they're in Thira and I still haven't gotten to check off "Theremin" on my bingo card

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@bstacey But, you see, if you do the exact same thing a second time it will probably work differently the second time!

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How many metal objects, like that sword and the gates he bent earlier, where just made of lead?

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“There is no doubt” *instantly doubts where he was* #Monsterdon

That is some sensual crank turning

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you know it was
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The ole bendy sword gag. A classic.

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A real hand-on kinda king #monsterdon

"Tell them to open the door."

Guards, kill him!

Bit of a language barrier there.

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Lovely how the dress dept of virgin sacrifice choose a real porn movie utfit for her
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Helluva jacuzzi you got there #monsterdon #hercules1983

Oh, right, because this worked so well before

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Swords forged from meteoric iron are cool, and sure I'll accept a fantasy version. But, uh, this is madlibs I think?

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Geography's all over the place #monsterdon #Hercules1983

I want to know what porno(s) that dress was used in

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Get into the volcano elevator. You'll be fine. No cause to just run away in the other direction. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Ok Mr. Science, if it's so scientific explain why it needs a virgin for a sacrifice. Sounds like a magic thing to me. #Monsterdon #Hercules

#monsterdon Death by elevator

Hold on... a sword? Stuck in something, that can only be removed by someone special. I ... think I've heard of that before.

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So the volcano and phoenix and sword and shit are all just an allegory for nuclear energy?

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Layovers in Phoenix are always such a chore #monsterdon

“Will evil triumph? Find out next week… er… in the rest of the movie” #Monsterdon

It puts the virgin in the basket or it gets the volcano again. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 i saw this in indiana jones and the temple of doom

So he tells her the sword is the source of his power, then turns away. And she doesn't think to just throw the sword in the lava?

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King Minos, nothing you say has any basis in science. WTF are you going on about?

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