When does Thanos enter the story?

#Monsterdon

Also pandora's jar was ... a space ship ... that exploded. BECAUSE REASONS. #monsterdon

creation myth the pew pew pew edition

#monsterdon

I've got a jar of dirt. I've got a jar of dirt.

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ DEMI-TRIVIA 💪

🚨 Greek myth experts: Please mute the opening dialogue to avoid your head exploding.

#Hercules1983

From what I saw in the trailer, this movie is full of impressive bikini tops. #Monsterdon

Pandora 2600

#Monsterdon

It's a jar that's also a spacecraft!

... (was)

#Monsterdon

Pandora's Jar... what about her box? #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Well yea, a jar is probably a lot easier than a box to get out of. #Monsterdon

those are defender noises

those are fucking smart bombs

#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

Surprisingly accurate theogony so far. #monsterdon

The element of Hair!

#monsterdon #hercules1983

I had to mop the bathroom just before this started, and I was like: "Isn't this a Task of Hercules?"

#monsterdon

Not sure what's going on with the weird starfield or the witches of eastwick font. #monsterdon

I don't need this much setup

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
🧔 💪 🐻 🎇

Night Day Matter Air.
Wut.

did we just see the big bang, how did they get a camera there

#monsterdon

Then the movie exploded.. and there were nipples. #monsterdon #Hercules

IN THE BEGINNING -- wait shit, wrong mythology #Monsterdon

STARRING LOU FERRIGNO, SYBIL DANNING

and brad.

#hercules1983 #monsterdon

#monsterdon lol oh shit, darkness! IN TECHNICOLOR 🎆🎇🎆🎇

RE: https://piefed.social/c/bmoviebonanza/p/1823500/hercules-1983-mastodon-watch-party-this-sunday-evening

Representing Lemmy, Mastodon's fediverse sibling! #monsterdon

https://lemmy.world/post/43643883

#monsterdon cutting corners on in-tune orchestra right from the start

@OldRustBucket lol, majestic

#Monsterdon

Golan-Globus, only the finest films. #Monsterdon

CANNON

...what could possibly go wrong

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 ah the cannon group

as in, they shoulda shot this film out of a cannon

LET'S BEGIN! #monsterdon

💪 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💪

(make HOO-HA Johnny Bravo noises as you do it)

#Monsterdon

finished watching Hercules 🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑
Just crazy enough for a watch party!

Watched in the #Monsterdon watch party on Mastodon.

#NeoDB

I feel like this movie only got the "a village is in trouble" and "we can count to seven" parts of the whole Seven Samurai concept.
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiators

Ya know if not-Herc just hands the sword to the bandits one at a time...
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiators

This people really need to repair their buildings.

#Monsterdon

I guess the bandits in the Seven Samurai aren't exactly memorable and imposing individually. They are just a big horde of killers.
But this is trying to have a main villain and failing.
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiators

This main villain looks like a third string Skeletor henchman from the background of one episode. Give him some pants and a cool hat atleast.
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiators

I'm pretty sure I've climbed all these walls in Assassin's Creed games.

#monsterdon #doublefeature #IdunnoSomethingAboutGladiators

THAT's the Mifune character, huh?

#monsterdon #WrongHercules

Wow, I got my first two "Mastodon verification" spamsters tonight. Both mentioning #Monsterdon. I guess we're a thing!

Goliath, aka we have David Harbour at home.
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiators

@diazona I wonder how space is ding now? Are it's needs being met off screen? Is someone still throwing the old rock down the canyon? Is space still getting the old spinning bear treatment?
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiators

Oh now I see why it was Sparse. xD

#Monsterdon

Han my old buddy, my old pal!
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiators

Caligula offcasts

#Monsterdon

The mad king who thinks he's a god looks like Gene Wilder's stunt double.
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiators

Why do you need torches, you have this bright ass light behind you.

#Monsterdon

Gorgeous Ladies Of ancient Wrestling
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiators

Butt closeups?

A cinematographer after my own heart.

#monsterdon #doublefeature #IdunnoSomethingAboutGladiators

This isn't the greco-roman wrestling I was promised.

#monsterdon #doublefeature #IdunnoSomethingAboutGladiators

SILICONE TITTY WRESTLING

#monsterdon #doublefeature #IdunnoSomethingAboutGladiators

More extras in this Lou Ferrigno movie. And way more off camera people talking nonsense in the dub.
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiators

Oh sure, beat up the local welcome wagon.

#monsterdon #doublefeature #IdunnoSomethingAboutGladiators

That's.... that's a nice cloak, Lou

#monsterdon #doublefeature #IdunnoSomethingAboutGladiators

The hunchback of the roman suburbs

#monsterdon #doublefeature #IdunnoSomethingAboutGladiators

Are they mummies cosplayers? or lepers?

#monsterdon #doublefeature #IdunnoSomethingAboutGladiators

How many takes were required? because those horses are DONE.

#monsterdon #doublefeature #IdunnoSomethingAboutGladiators

"Does this barbarian have a brain" says the crazed emperor, staring off into space, his eyes slowly diverging until they point into two different directions

#monsterdon #doublefeature #IdunnoSomethingAboutGladiators

I also don't believe in drawers

#monsterdon #doublefeature #IdunnoSomethingAboutGladiators

Listen, I don't know who needs to hear this... Gladiators DID NOT RACE CHARIOTS

#monsterdon #doublefeature #IdunnoSomethingAboutGladiators

I kinda want to watch the Steve Reeves films now.

Re-watch? I think I saw them as a very young kid but it's been decades.

#Monsterdon

Looks like the #Monsterdon tag has finally hit the big time, y'all. That's like the fifth or sixth identical phishing spam I've reported tonight.

@kcarr2015 🎉

There are always a few iffy squares, I'm sure it's fine

#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

the #Phishing coming from #MastodonSocial on the #Monsterdon tag tonight is going to have me finally suspend them on my single user instance and i'm going to let every account i follow on there know it first. 😡

"We have the Conan soundtrack at home" ass muzik.
#Monsterdon #SevenMagnificentGladiators

So if you fail the sword's test it kills you?

She really WAS a bene gesserit, and they're looking for the Kwisatz Haderach

#monsterdon #doublefeature #IdunnoSomethingAboutGladiators

That's one hot sword. And he's dead. from burning hands.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Daedalus when Daedalus walks in

Yes! Grasp it! Grasp the sword of 10,000 volts!

#Monsterdon #Monsterdon2 #TheIncredibleHerc

@jonny ALLEGORY FOR NUCLEAR POWER IN CAPITALIST SOCIETY, I STAND BY IT.

#monsterdon

plus, I mean

_that was the best take_

that's the one they went with

mantitty leap!

i wonder what scared them

#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

So this is also a #StarWars grab that more directly copies the seven samuri thing?

#TheSevenMagnificentGladiators #Monsterdon #Monsterdon2 #TheIncredibleHerc

That morning trip to the bathroom after you have two cups of coffee for breakfast. #Monsterdon

I'm still at the smae levels of WTF is going on? #Monsterdon #Monsterdon2 #TheIncredibleHerc

A Sword forge by Vulcans? #Monsterdon

@combatwombat 🎉

#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

That will be the outside toilets then
#Monsterdon

Hell no camera angle!
My eyes my eyes!
#Monsterdon

@moira 😢

#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

Well, that movie was oddly boring.

#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie ooooh that's good

#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

No bingo for me this time, despite a lot of checked boxes

#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

I have returned from a trip to the snows outside to gather cheese spread from the great stables of cars.
So this one looks to be more of a basic Conan rip off. Just with Greek flavoring.
#Monsterdon #SevenMagnificentGladiators

Totally reading her lines off a pillar.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon
#hercules1983
Mwah, good night everybody. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting and @ryan for streaming. Thanks for riffing on bad movies with me Mastodon pals.

#Monsterdon

I think I'll go re-read Waldrop's A Dozen Tough Jobs now, just to recover from this.

Thanks to all who participated and organized this.

Dear cod piece!
#Monsterdon

What is with that outfit! Look at this guy?!

#Monsterdon #7MagnificentGladiators

Poor Cassiopeia, I hate when my tinfoil dress gets caught in the paper shredder, too #Monsterdon

dud where's your pants?
#Monsterdon #Monsterdon2

My dude, I think you're wearing your wife's BDSM outfit.

#monsterdon #doublefeature #IdunnoSomethingAboutGladiators

No bingo sadly

#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

@diazona Or, "mounds" the word? 🤭 #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Is this even a separate film, or is it just a recut of Hecules?

#monsterdon #doublefeature #IdunnoSomethingAboutGladiators

@combatwombat@hachyderm.io is it the same set peices too? #Monsterdon #Monsterdon2

@diazona Oh... ok. Mums the word lol #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Looks like the same director made another one in '85, so I'm just gonna keep rolling.
#Monsterdon #AdventuresOfHercules

@strangefour Apparently Minos was the king of Thira, not Crete, in this story? I came in late. #Monsterdon
#Hercules1983

@combatwombat@hachyderm.io so i wasnt imagining the #monsterdon feed zooming by all night 😅

Well, that was a thing folks.

Signing off now, time for some lunch and a bit of yard work.

#Hercules1983 #Monsterdon

Minos' sacrifice-contraption had an Italian racing-bike crank and arms.

#monsterdon
#Hercules1983