#monsterdon Demi-God or not, Imagine thinking it's a good idea to pick a fight with this guy.

Rod Nelson just loving this free chiropractor visit. #Monsterdon

no nobody asked for this

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Was this movie the template for Twins (1988)?

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Just colloquial New Yorker? Gay coded? Comic relief? I’m trying to account for the bow tie and glasses. #Monsterdon

Maybe he'll throw college boy into space?

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What kind of chicken fat do you have in your head anyway?

"not the way to talk to a *broad*"

...

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#monsterdon A planet where Zeus evolved from man?

@Louisa

SEARS. That’s where we all got suits in 1969.

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🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIA IN
NEW YORK 💪🤼

👀 Look for
...sneakers on the back feet of the escaped bear.

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Rod Nelson, you're in over your head. #Monsterdon

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Wait, why does she like him now?

YOU HAVE STRUCK HECRULES!

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Not the way to talk to her but calling her a broad and dame are ok. Got it. #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork 💪🏾🎞️ 🍿

Basically Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy. No nuance goes unmissed. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

You have struck Hercules

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"I can hear my talk, I cannot watch it." Hercules walked so Drax could run

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Arnold ships it.

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Dames don't like it when you call 'em broads

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When did track and field teams stop practicing in the infield? #monsterdon #herculesinnewyork

hee hee hee that tickles

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Is this Hercules or the Maltese Falcon?

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"You have struck Hercules."

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@rebeld It's just weed I think.

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I don't think I can survive a romance subplot. I might have to bail.

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Hercules somehow understands modern English, but doesn’t understand slang

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The most remarkable part about this dialogue is that it was written by humans, not AI

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@apLundell
Tea is another word for pot. Because of the leaves.

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Pretzi knows a lot about talking to dames in New York City. #Monsterdon

Pretzel man thinks he has dibs on Herc. #Monsterdon

Arnold Stang walked so Danny Devito could run. #monsterdon

toothy grin ✅

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This stilted dialogue works for Hercules. The others, not so much.
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who wrote those lines for her for goodness sake

Processed Dialog Movie Product.

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"You just got here and you're already on the make?"

Takes after his father.

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"I remind you of a goddess?"
"Well, the ones in Olympus earlier in the movie were all equally frumpy, so yes."

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Where did Herc get a suit?

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#monsterdon WHERE DID HE GET THE SUIT

Eewww. Herc is as creepy as his dad

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Yes, Virginia, they used to call weed "tea" amongst other thins.

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The silent stare of simping. #Monsterdon

I missed the costume change...

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*nerd hat* that statue is a reproduction of a faun from the house of the faun in Pompeii. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

Where did he get the suit? #monsterdon #herculesinnewyork

yeah, he's one of Zeus' kids... #Monsterdon

Hercules is looking for a "wife". What? It was the 70s....men did that. They still do. #monsterdon

No, of a GlaDOS!

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Hercules is going to drive the tailors wild with one simple trick. I'm calling it now

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Bleugh. Arnold trying to turn on the charm is gross. #Monsterdon

I am sure tea with James Karen would be delightful! #Monsterdon

Old fashioned... #monsterdon

1970s Arnold wearing a suit is a very uncomfortable sight

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so creepy

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We're here for the drinkin' stuff. #monsterdon

He totally jumped the whole sand and that wasn't a trick of editing. #monsterdon

@Taweret hercules was very clear about his intentions: he is just going to browse around for awhile #monsterdon

WHO READS A BOOK LIKE THAT?!?

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@rebeld your guess is as good as mine! #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

@paco

"Javelin season!"
"Discooss season!"

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Does anyone else find it weird that the street-smart sidekick looks like a middle-aged racing pidgeon enthusiast?

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@paco Pretzi is basically Bugs.

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Don’t tell me that guy won enough money on that bet to buy/rent Hercs a suit.

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Where'd that suit come from? #Monsterdon

Herc certainly got dressed up ... somehow ...

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Do they have to get pretzel guy back to the stereotype dealership before 5 or did they rent him for the whole week? #Monsterdon

They certainly found an off-the-rack suit for Herc on minutes notice. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

was that the act one button? Hercules got invited to tea?

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American: "No one's ever invited me for tea"
Boston harbour, steeped in rage: "Well there was one time"

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Pretzi sounds like Jabberjaw.

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#monsterdon so who bought him a a suit?

lol where'd he get a suit so fast?

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This house, New York City. The maid? New York City. #Monsterdon

An address would be handy.... #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

The twink is going to get...proper instruction...by a daddy now. *sips his tea* #monsterdon

@amyfou 😆
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@Binder I was just going to write that.

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These questions about yeeting himself were answered in the prior movie when he yeeted his own chariot with him in it.

Get it together, people..

Wait, what did T mean in 1970?

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This really should be a muppet movie. #Monsterdon

Hercules couldn’t be shown flying through the air because, as he said, he has no money. #Monsterdon

Tea. Was that a doping joke?

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"Here's our card"

You ... you have a card representing you AND your daughter? #Monsterdon

It has all the staging of a Bugs Bunny episode. Bugs has better dialog, though.

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thank god we were spared the suit tailoring scene

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@Taweret What is this plot thing you speak of?

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"Tea" I seem to have missed that bit of late 60s slang.

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Every bit of music in this movie reminds me of the New Asgard scene in Endgame with the Kinks song.

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"Wow! He jumped so far he...he landed on grass. But not the grass that was right in front of him, I bet, but actually like, you know, far away grass. Perhaps?" #monsterdon

I keep expecting to see Rocky running around in the background chasing a chicken.

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"Tea, the conventional social drink"
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Now he can pay the taxi driver #Monsterdon

I buy the discus throw, but I'm sure Arnold is not a jumper.

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Pleasure doing business... #Monsterdon

Helen as in, hellas?

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Can Hercules yeet Hercules into space?

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Pretzi on that grind mindset. #Monsterdon

Now he self-yeets

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that's the edit you use when your actor skips leg day, apparently

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