Is that a yeti #Monsterdon

"Is night for night a process? Because this isn't dark enough."

#monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

THAT BEAR OMG

#monsterdon #hercules

#monsterdon I had stuff so I didn't get it started (erm, my town is set to have tornadoes and hailstorms tomorrow and also ICE coming down w/100 of their perpetrators so I'm getting the basement ready for emergencies) ... but I think I'm glad I'm missing it :P

Very real bear.

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ok the zoo sign said 'eurasian brown bear' and yes, brown bears are grizzlies but you could at least be consistent in your nomenclature.

The brown bear is walking around like a gorilla.

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We are *so* building up to some Herc-on-bear action.

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That’s not a bad bear impression I guess. I was thinking gorilla at first, however.

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Answer to any problem "I am Hercules!" I should try it. #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

#monsterdon lmao the bear costume, holy shit

the sound effects for that zoo animal were so bad I'm not sure what species they meant it to be?

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@nev wow this is going to be perfect for the random Wikipedia article thread I was reading earlier today

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Hard to believe “Helen’s” career didn’t take off after this.

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It's Scare Bear

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Grease? Meh. The music is okay, but it hasn't aged well. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

wait, an actual bear is about to make an appearance in this movie??? i... it's hard to even make fun of a movie when it's like this.

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i am her-cules 🥺 #monsterdon

Um, were those bear noises??? #Monsterdon

A 600lb grizzly? That'll be another light warm up for Herc... #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "a beautiful lady and her handsome male friend, they must be lovers, it would be a shame if they weren't"

Hercules suggesting a threesome

...Oh, this IS a muppet movie! Nice! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon, that's a bear?

The grizzly is known to be… surly? #Monsterdon

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Wow, 7 second montage to wrestling champion.

I too am known to be surly and dangerous.

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The romantic lighting of "too dark and indistinct to make anything out".

Cinematographic masterclass.

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Is it a European Brown bear, a grizzly or an ape? #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

Did Herc just pronounce deity as diet?

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You can't be a woman in 1970 and not go on a date with every man who crosses your path

It's the rules

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Ah, our old friend, Day For Night.

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"Do you have a girl back home" Yes. And. Boy. I'm greek #monsterdon

COP 54 WHERE ARE YOU

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Is that bad day-for-night? YES IT'S BAD DAY-FOR-NIGHT!

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@gblues yeah, we can blame their agents!!

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@bryanhowell Where's Bruce Lee when you need him.

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OK, who's bingo card had man in a bear suit?

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"My dad runs an electric company"

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Damn, I don't have day for night on my bingo card

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@bryanhowell/116474081907555317

Wardrobe as the plot* demands

*Such as it is, such as there is of it. #Monsterdon

Will he yeet the bear into space?! #monsterdon

So what is his jacket size? like a 75 regular? #Monsterdon

Who let the bear out?
And dressed it in a gorilla suit?
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OK, no #Monsters on #Monsterdon today... Unless you consider Hercules to be a monster? I don't know. This is maybe a little strange one. I mean, aren't they all. Just feels a little different kind of strange.

"a serpert" #monsterdon

Omg. Is this a prequel to Grizzly? That is a ridiculous bear costume.
#Monsterdon #HINY

Think the rats in New York are bad now? Listen to the growl on that one

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THAT IS THE FAKEST BEAR IN HISTORY!!!!

Using a Greek chorus to hastily stitch together two scenes that don't make sense, just like Euripides did. #monsterdon

Where did that bear get an ape suit? #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

Oh no my gorilla suit has escaped. #Monsterdon

That was the worst long jump ever.

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The bear picked the lock! #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

So where did he get money for the horses if he doesn't have money. Those fuckers are like $100 for a ride! #monsterdon

Wait so is she now she enjoying a nice chariot ride with Hercules? How Hellenic of her

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I like the episodic nature of this movie. Each scene is like a vignette.

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@wohali The director--I think the actors are funny in a hammy way.

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Steadycam not invented until 1975 CONFIRMED

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You can't be a professor and not study everybody and everything that crosses your path

It's the rules

#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

at least use some stock footage!!

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its hard to imagine it was a wonderful evening with the guy who acts like an alien

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@leece It IS part of their job description. Especially THAT pantheon... #Monsterdon

Guy in a bear suit!

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Ah yes, the famous zoo where the wolves escaped from in The Day After Tomorrow. 🤔

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This horse is clip cloppin to the beat 🔥

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"I find him refreshing"

"Then YOU sleep with him!"

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oh no why are the animals in prison

oh come ON (the bear suit)

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"Study him more closely."

Uh huh....

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Speaking of apes. WHy are we in a zoo?
#Monsterdon #HINY

And they have also gotten Zeus’s opinion of Hercules right as well. Incredible! #Monsterdon

"Mr. Zeus interests me. I'd like to get to know him better."

I don't think Dr. dad wants to entrust Hercules to his daughter.

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We just saw a butter commerical

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I don't know what's worse: the bear fight costume, or the bear fight editing.

Yeah, really not a monster movie. But definitely a B Movie 😄 #Monsterdon

These cages? Also New York City. #Monsterdon

That scene kinda fell apart all over itself, huh. #Monsterdon

The woman with the crazy-eyes had the nerve to call *Hercules* crazy.

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The gods must be crazy. #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

She calls her boyfriend Rod Nelson?

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The movie is treating Arnold like a trained monkey. Okay his acting at this point is on par with some famous movie apes but still.
#Monsterdon #HINY

Zeus: "Wherever he goes, trouble! What am I going to do with him?"
Hera: "Hire him to take over the family business?"

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Well, maybe if you were a Dad instead of a judgemental Orb Ponderer...

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The Epstein class exists in every decade.

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Gotta say Zeus does have a point... #Monsterdon

Rod Nelson! Rod Nelson! Rod Nelson!

[robots, apparently]

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Oh. It's suddenly tomorrow. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

@diazona Removes my entry from the request jar.

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Wow, I had totally forgotten about Zeus and his part in this movie.

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"Zeus" and "Booze" is actually a slant rhyme.

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Zeus...has been watching. Perv. #monsterdon

Why do they keep saying "second name," that's like three times #monsterdon

so Hercules is just gonna stand there holding that guy huh

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The studio's legal department had to intervene to prevent Pretzy from saying "glavin"

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This is all your fault, Z. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

Ah thankfully tea is served, problems are solved

#monsterdon #hercules

#monsterdon Demi-God or not, Imagine thinking it's a good idea to pick a fight with this guy.

Rod Nelson just loving this free chiropractor visit. #Monsterdon