Fat Lips, Nitro, and Me.

My new retro 70's funk band name.

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He's being bullied in his pajamas & I'm the pervert here? #Monsterdon

Are you gonna trust Fat Lips and Nitro? #Monsterdon

The closest thing to a plot to happen in this movie goes by in a three-second montage

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#monsterdon I have a feeling this is going to make her horny, but I imagine watching your first date companion kill a bear unarmed would be extremely upsetting

the green hornet here is nothing without kato

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Twinky boy...give the mafia what they want. The greeks and the Italians are in on shit together. #monsterdon

okay so Hercules is gonna be a wrestler. what if - hear me out - what if his signature move was throwing his opponent into space?

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Fat Lips and Nitro and me.

this movie is a parody of itself. incredible.

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Which of you charmers is Fat Lips & which one is Nitro. #Monsterdon

Da wrestlin' game is, lucrative.

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Fat Lips and Nitro? Are these Dick Tracy villains?
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That's how you know this is fiction, in real 1970's New York the worst thing a bear in Central Park can do is not share his amyl nitrate. #monsterdon

So they put Hercules up in a hotel without thinking about how he was going to afford it huh

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Imagine seeing the Graduate in 1967 and going "Hey, what about poorly acted Hercules beating up a cheap bear costume in poorly filmed New York? We can start scouting talent immediately".

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Money problems as the plot demands... #Monsterdon

Was the bear from Erymanthia? #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

"Fat Lips, Nitro and me will take care of everything."

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"OK, we've got a role for you in a film as a Mafia tough guy. The only line is 'Yeahhhhhhhh.'"

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"All these bills *you've* been running up...."

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I read the newspaper headline as "new wrestling: wonder-hercules!"

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Do New Yorkers say 'rasselin?

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Zeus is loose as a bear in Central Park and the lads are on the way to take care of him 🏳️‍🌈

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was that a time-passing montage or a hopeful outcomes montage?

Poor fake bear having his ass beaten like that.
also, I hate this soundtrack
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So it looks like permanent twilight huh… #monsterdon

@trixter yeah which is really saying something given our track record with bears

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"Biffer" Benson!

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I just tuned in late to #Monsterdon
That's some "Greek accent" on Arnie.

Wrasslin'

This movie has everything!

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'But I GOT ta fight the LYE-YUN—it’s in my CONtrack!"

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Who is THIS asshole now? Oh a wrestling promoter. The most powerful caste in New York City. #Monsterdon

Extra extra read all about it.

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@Taweret I would like to be thrown into space, please. #Monsterdon

Dumdum Dugan? This IS an MCU movie!
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Oh, so the twink boy has an idea for making money for the expensive ass horse rides Herc keeps taking. Wrestling...duh. #monsterdon

Had it been The Daily Star, I’d have counted it.

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RASSLIN'
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Hercules is a DICK. That bear did nothing wrong. He was in the park to score weed and you killed it. ASSHOLE
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Boo. Zero stars. Bear not in space.

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More smoking, a cigar!

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Okay, dude! Bear's has enough! You're gonna kill the guy! #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

Hang on, wasn't a bear one of the original 12 Labors? If so, points to someone involved paying at least SOME attention to the myths... #Monsterdon

he's not gonna throw anything into space, is he?

:(

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What is with this music?
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He's beating a dead bear in Central Park. #Monsterdon

Lou would've had that thing yeeted by now. Just sayin. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

that's the take you use of her "fainting," huh

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That faint was a feint, to throw Zeus off

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This may be the worst bear we've had in a movie.

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Aye! Take it easy on that bear, Herc. She may want to date it later. #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork 💪🏾🎞️ 🍿

This bear scene would be funnier in daylight. I dunno why but I feel it in my funny bone.
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@uep me too, me too

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I love how the bear is just swinging away at Herc with a total disregard for ursine biology.

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#monsterdon Come on! Into Space! Into Space!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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I think this is the funniest #Monsterdon ever.

Wrestling the bear like in that old salmon commercial

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Herc, yeet that bear into space!

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I’ve seen TikTok videos filmed upside down by grandmas with better framing

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when she falls back into that seat... "Cut!" but the camera's still rolling and why edit out perfectly well-developed footage?

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"Beat him up!"

Does she have beef w/ this cryptid? #Monsterdon

That bear suit… oh my gods… #Monsterdon

I can't believe there's still an hour left on this film. #Monsterdon

THROW THE BEAR, HERC

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

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Uh, excuse me- bear fucker? Do you need assisance?

I understand RFKJ _really_ wanted this part...

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no don't turn that poor bear into ursa minor, he's just a little guy :(

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Looks more like something Ultraman should be dealing with.

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Beat him up??? Who wrote this?? #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

@Taweret, A BEAR!

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Budget bear

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#monsterdon Attention all units! We have an escape of a man in a bear costume!

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this is the world's only knuckle-walking eurasian brown bear

Oh no! A guy in a bear suit! Don’t hoit im! #monsterdon

Well, the "grizzly" bear is up to the usual monster standards at least

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"This is one of the ... uh ... joys of ... being really young".

That line reading. I understand why they dubbed it.

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throw the bear into space!!

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I wonder what's happening in orbit right now?

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Look, it's Jebediah Springfield!

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Why is the bear moving like someone trying to look like they're a gorilla? #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

Oh I do like Helen's scream. Let's have some more of that, please. #Monsterdon

And they didn't even need a bazooka.

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This is perfect bear fight music

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OMG, they got the bear costume at Spirit Halloween!! #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, Hercules is thousands of years older than Helen

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Is this the monster?

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So who did their bear suit? Patterson and Gimlin? #Monsterdon

AZIZ! NIGHT! #Monsterdon

Lions, tigers, and man bear pigs. OH MY! #monsterdon

@trixter When you are a stranger in New York one of the most likely things you might encounter is an escaped grizzly bear.

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⁉️ TRIVIA IN
NEW YORK 💪🤼

🧠 Cognitive Dissonance

Changes between day and night when the bear escapes. Not even Day for Night.

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Oh no! Look out for the Suburban Sasquatch!
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actually laughing out loud in real life at the "bear"

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I hope that bear suit gets to fight Godzilla later. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

...you are absolutely shitting me right now, movie. #Monsterdon

Is that a yeti #Monsterdon

"Is night for night a process? Because this isn't dark enough."

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