He's being bullied in his pajamas & I'm the pervert here? #Monsterdon
Are you gonna trust Fat Lips and Nitro? #Monsterdon
The closest thing to a plot to happen in this movie goes by in a three-second montage
#monsterdon I have a feeling this is going to make her horny, but I imagine watching your first date companion kill a bear unarmed would be extremely upsetting
the green hornet here is nothing without kato
Twinky boy...give the mafia what they want. The greeks and the Italians are in on shit together. #monsterdon
okay so Hercules is gonna be a wrestler. what if - hear me out - what if his signature move was throwing his opponent into space?
Fat Lips and Nitro and me.
this movie is a parody of itself. incredible.
Which of you charmers is Fat Lips & which one is Nitro. #Monsterdon
Da wrestlin' game is, lucrative.
Fat Lips and Nitro? Are these Dick Tracy villains?
#Monsterdon #HINY
That's how you know this is fiction, in real 1970's New York the worst thing a bear in Central Park can do is not share his amyl nitrate. #monsterdon
So they put Hercules up in a hotel without thinking about how he was going to afford it huh
Imagine seeing the Graduate in 1967 and going "Hey, what about poorly acted Hercules beating up a cheap bear costume in poorly filmed New York? We can start scouting talent immediately".
Money problems as the plot demands... #Monsterdon
Was the bear from Erymanthia? #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon
"Fat Lips, Nitro and me will take care of everything."
"OK, we've got a role for you in a film as a Mafia tough guy. The only line is 'Yeahhhhhhhh.'"
"All these bills *you've* been running up...."
I read the newspaper headline as "new wrestling: wonder-hercules!"
Do New Yorkers say 'rasselin?
Zeus is loose as a bear in Central Park and the lads are on the way to take care of him π³οΈβπ
#Monsterdon πͺ π‘οΈβ‘ ποΈ π½π» πππ¬
was that a time-passing montage or a hopeful outcomes montage?
Poor fake bear having his ass beaten like that.
also, I hate this soundtrack
#monsterdon
#herculesinNewYork
So it looks like permanent twilight huh⦠#monsterdon
@trixter yeah which is really saying something given our track record with bears
"Biffer" Benson!
I just tuned in late to #Monsterdon
That's some "Greek accent" on Arnie.
'But I GOT ta fight the LYE-YUNβitβs in my CONtrack!"
Who is THIS asshole now? Oh a wrestling promoter. The most powerful caste in New York City. #Monsterdon
Extra extra read all about it.
@Taweret I would like to be thrown into space, please. #Monsterdon
Dumdum Dugan? This IS an MCU movie!
#Monsterdon #HINY
Oh, so the twink boy has an idea for making money for the expensive ass horse rides Herc keeps taking. Wrestling...duh. #monsterdon
Had it been The Daily Star, Iβd have counted it.
RASSLIN'
#monsterdon
Hercules is a DICK. That bear did nothing wrong. He was in the park to score weed and you killed it. ASSHOLE
#Monsterdon
Boo. Zero stars. Bear not in space.
More smoking, a cigar!
Okay, dude! Bear's has enough! You're gonna kill the guy! #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970
Hang on, wasn't a bear one of the original 12 Labors? If so, points to someone involved paying at least SOME attention to the myths... #Monsterdon
What is with this music?
#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork1970 #HINY
He's beating a dead bear in Central Park. #Monsterdon
Lou would've had that thing yeeted by now. Just sayin. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork
that's the take you use of her "fainting," huh
That faint was a feint, to throw Zeus off
This may be the worst bear we've had in a movie.
Aye! Take it easy on that bear, Herc. She may want to date it later. #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork πͺπΎποΈ πΏ
This bear scene would be funnier in daylight. I dunno why but I feel it in my funny bone.
#Monsterdon #HINY
@uep me too, me too
I love how the bear is just swinging away at Herc with a total disregard for ursine biology.
#monsterdon Come on! Into Space! Into Space!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
I think this is the funniest #Monsterdon ever.
Wrestling the bear like in that old salmon commercial
Herc, yeet that bear into space!
Iβve seen TikTok videos filmed upside down by grandmas with better framing
when she falls back into that seat... "Cut!" but the camera's still rolling and why edit out perfectly well-developed footage?
"Beat him up!"
Does she have beef w/ this cryptid? #Monsterdon
That bear suit⦠oh my gods⦠#Monsterdon
I can't believe there's still an hour left on this film. #Monsterdon
Uh, excuse me- bear fucker? Do you need assisance?
I understand RFKJ _really_ wanted this part...
no don't turn that poor bear into ursa minor, he's just a little guy :(
Looks more like something Ultraman should be dealing with.
Beat him up??? Who wrote this?? #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork
Budget bear
#monsterdon Attention all units! We have an escape of a man in a bear costume!
#Monsterdon πͺ π‘οΈβ‘ ποΈ π½π» πππ¬
this is the world's only knuckle-walking eurasian brown bear
Oh no! A guy in a bear suit! Donβt hoit im! #monsterdon
Well, the "grizzly" bear is up to the usual monster standards at least
"This is one of the ... uh ... joys of ... being really young".
That line reading. I understand why they dubbed it.
throw the bear into space!!
I wonder what's happening in orbit right now?
Look, it's Jebediah Springfield!
Why is the bear moving like someone trying to look like they're a gorilla? #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon
Oh I do like Helen's scream. Let's have some more of that, please. #Monsterdon
And they didn't even need a bazooka.
This is perfect bear fight music
OMG, they got the bear costume at Spirit Halloween!! #Monsterdon
Oh yeah, Hercules is thousands of years older than Helen
Is this the monster?
So who did their bear suit? Patterson and Gimlin? #Monsterdon
AZIZ! NIGHT! #Monsterdon
Lions, tigers, and man bear pigs. OH MY! #monsterdon
@trixter When you are a stranger in New York one of the most likely things you might encounter is an escaped grizzly bear.
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π§ Cognitive Dissonance
Changes between day and night when the bear escapes. Not even Day for Night.
Oh no! Look out for the Suburban Sasquatch!
#Monsterdon #HINY
actually laughing out loud in real life at the "bear"
I hope that bear suit gets to fight Godzilla later. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970
...you are absolutely shitting me right now, movie. #Monsterdon
Is that a yeti #Monsterdon
"Is night for night a process? Because this isn't dark enough."