"I have spoken!" Zeus walked so... Kuiil could run

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#monsterdon there's a certain kind of sex kitten voice actresses just don't have anymore, thank God

INSOLENT!

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"We do not punish in hate, only in sorrow" <-- Zeus' way of saying "I'm not mad at you, I'm just dissappointed"

"What are you doing? Oh WOW"

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Bit odd to have Zaue and Juno and not Zeus and Hera #Monsterdon

Movie in a movie: Hercules Against The Monster (that looks a bit like Godzilla)

And, an excuse for Herc to take his shirt off.

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Did she just get a little dewy?

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@amyfou it's a lost cause at this point

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Oh, good, he's getting rid of it. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

Wise? I am Zeus. We don’t do wise here. #Monsterdon

@MichaelKlamerus you must not’ve been here last week….
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Is Juno lecturing Americans about tolerance. #Monsterdon

"I have spoken!"

Thirty monologues for male actors.

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You punish for WHIM. You punish for BOREDOM. You punish for LULZ. You're all assholes!

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She's reading her lines off Zeus' teeth.
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@catzilla Clean out the subway tunnels by redirecting the ocean or whatnot

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You know it's bad when a Herc movie makes the Steve Reeves films look good. #Monsterdon

"We do not punish ourselves in hate....we just change into different animals and have sex with everyone instead."

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Mercury goes skipping gayly. #monsterdon

The dude on the dime going down to persuade Hercules to come back?

Fun.

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Sending Twinkury to retrieve Hercules

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This movie is so weird. It’s now a film about wrestling and organized crime? #monsterdon

@bunnyhero ok! tell me what acct to follow and i'll gladly follow it!

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They apparently use a lot of Botox on Mt. Olympus. No one can muster any kind of expression on their faces.

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#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork i had to go downstairs to pick up delivery food and my wife described what i missed: "he took the lady on a date on a carriage ride in central park and there was a bear and he beat up the bear and i swear you could see a real hand under the bear hand"

Sometimes you hire fashion models to play your Greek godesses and you get what you get

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Send Mercury to Hercules, he'll lurk then merk the jerk, you see

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"I demand to see Nemesis "

"Sorry boss, he's busy with Jill this week" #Monsterdon

The music is to trick you into thinking Anthony Quinn is going to make an appearance any moment.

Clever.

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Roman, Greek, Roman, Greek. To-MA-to To-MAH-to. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

Look, Zeus is libel-proof, it's not like Herc (or anyone or anything) can bring disrepute to his name... #Monsterdon

Why is Mercury wearing Apollo's laurels? #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

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👀 Look for
...the fake movie poster Hercules points at. It is a modified version of the film's actual poster. The title is changed to "Hercules Against the Monster" and features a pasted in picture of Godzilla from Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964).

That would have been a way better movie.

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Mercury hanging out with the Greek gods as well

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Gotta love that Greco-Roman mythology

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"He is simple, and a bit childish".

Do you think that dialogue was present before Arnie got his direction; or after they saw his performance?

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No, no. what is up with y'all? Herc is an asshole. Let's watch him get rekt. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

I admit I often demean that part of me which is divine.

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Is that the bear from the Andy Griffin show?

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Send Merc for Herc!

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This is the most boring greek gods home evah
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Zeus’s nemesis always obeys? I don’t think that word means what he thinks it means.

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All of these idiots don't know Zeus' temper, do they?

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GREAT ZEUS hold up let me hit my mark here we go #Monsterdon

Those costumes look like someone's granny is missing all their best bed sheets.
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I charge you... with 13.6 VOLTS DC

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Quality acting all around

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He's just a big dummie dum. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

"Go down to New York and kick Hercules's ass."
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@jsadow

We need to see more POV from liquor bottles. They are an underrepresented group.

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What that isn't what Nemesis does #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

I charge you... with LOCAL DINNER THEATRE

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someone thought Zeus should have a gold lame wrap I guess

Zeus says "bitch, the boi needs a fag hag....go" #monsterdon

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OH WOW!

#monsterdon Being a god looks really tedious.

They just sit around in this park all day, fiddling with vaguely Greek props?

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Worlds where Hercules is real, and written about in random books, but not well known is such a weird concept to me. It's like when people don't know what a vampire is until they check out a kids book from the library.

"...and for failing to pay his cab fare!"

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This low budget live action version of Hades is kinda boring.
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I'm totally unsurprised that Zeus just hangs out on a throne waiting his misdeeds to catch up with him

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Ah, cool. Nemesis can kick anybody's ass. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

I charge you... with ILLEGAL PARKING

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Zeus has a weak clap.

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Ladies and gentlemen, stereotype number twenty. #Monsterdon

Or not. i might have been thinking of he Boar. #Monsterdon

Hellllllllllllo Nemesis #Monsterdon

I can see Drumpf making a deal, that’s his style, YEAH! #monsterdon #herculesinnewyork

That is definitely Olympus and not a random municipal park.

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Temu Bullfinch's Mythology, I guess

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@YsengrinWolf "plot"

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Is it weird that I'm loving the soundtrack? #Monsterdon

The inner dialog while reading a book scene… 💋👌

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Nice of the film to educate those who never read about the origins. #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

So wait, Arnahld was Herc before Lou?!?! So Lou is the second-rate Herc then?

Say it ain't so!

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We're back in Greece...yay for gratitutious 70s movie nudity #monsterdon

So we're now in the "reading a book aloud" phase of the exposition. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

I'm not sure I've missed that much tuning in late. The directing and acting choices in this are mind boggling. #Monsterdon

@steggy Yeah in the Tri-State area it's Rasslin`
I wonder if we goin` to the Meadowlands?
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Conveniently placed book of mythology to set up the next plot twist.

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#monsterdon "your boy is a comer"

Hey listen,

Herc's cover, blown by a dime store history paperback!

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ooh, I like that the camera shot is from the perspective of the bottle of whiskey.

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"We been practicin our unison vocals, ain't we?"

"Yeaaaah"

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Francis Ford Coppola took inspiration from this movie for the scene in the Godfather where Fredo fights that bear. #monsterdon

Pretzi is so rattled that he became hysterically literate. #Monsterdon

@rdm nice! congrats 🎉

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Half a bottle of Johnnie Walker?
Yeah movie, same.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! WHISKEY! I EXPLICITLY SAID I WANTED A FUCKING COSMO! #monsterdon

Well, up to a point. #Monsterdon

None of the people in this film understand how labor contracts work. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

With the bear fight I'm at 4 labours of Hercules? Wait are we counting the groom fight in the brownstone? So maybe 5 labours

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Nitro is a great nick name. #monsterdon

The guy in the green suit and hat leaning over and growling "yeahh" is the least threatening mug ... oh, never mind, the guy in the dark suit is.

At least they're continuing the human trafficking theme.

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It would be completely canon to have Trump and Roy Cohn show up as villains in this.

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Hey pretzel has a spine! Who knew! #Monsterdon

YEEAAHHH

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@bryanhowell You know, a comer.

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Is it Fat Lips or Nitro who is the “yeah” man?

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We love Arnold, but hate this movie. We shoud stick with Lou Ferrigno as Hercules.
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