"Come back to Olympus!"

"Look, unless Zeus has installed hot running water, I'm stayin'."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
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I will come sometimes, but not right now...

Ummm, Herc... I wasn't asking about that..

@everyday_light heh good point

although I would argue that's not mutually exclusive with "boring"

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Zeus did more than look twice at Alcmeme. #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

Holy heck this is painful.
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Gotta hand it to Mercury, he's doing the best he can with a shit hand he was dealt... #Monsterdon

I know a theater, on a street called Broadway, in this business we call show... #monsterdon

Everything is changing, they are adding new area codes, and ATMs. You gotta go back.

#Monsterdon
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A street name Strawdway. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

Is it me or are they using the Greek and Roman pantheons interchangeably?

#Monsterdon

Could be ruinous! Ruinous you say?

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"You are living a fallacy"
"you dare call Hercules a man made of straw?!"

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oh c'mon Mercury, we are *watching* a fallacy, it'll be fine

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hehe. Mercury said "Phallus" #monsterdon

One weird thing about this movie is NYC is comedic and Olympus is not.

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@emma And sweater, and shirt vest, and and and.

It's a reoccurring question.

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WHO GAVE HER PERMISSION TO IMITATE JUNO?!

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@bunnyhero @Taweret probably already been done in Japan

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@Taweret 😆#Monsterdon

@diazona not so. the hetero lady cougars love the shirtless scenes
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Pretzi used stealth against Mercury? No. Never. #Monsterdon

We don't talk about Juno. No no no. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

If I wrote this there'd be a scene where Hercules buys a fur coat at a Neiman Marcus. #monsterdon

That thing with the food vending thing, I have never seen that before. That was cool. Are they still a thing? #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon And the fine china cup of tea!

Zeus insists. But if you refuse.... well, I am the god of commerce; I think I can get you a movie deal. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

@bunnyhero

Yay, glue on my pizza slice!

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"He tripped! Should we cut?"

"Keep rolling!"
#Monsterdon

"He's all the time negging me" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon yeah, just use the take where he flubs the line about the automat, who cares

Long shots are the best -- you only need one camera, minimal crew and no dialogue...

But how come so many of them?

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"Haven't you heard yet, Herc? The wet head is dead!"

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So are they going to make a semidemigod together? #Monsterdon

I was hoping we'd get to see herc fight the helicopter #monsterdon

@Taweret if they brought them back today someone would add AI to them

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#monsterdon Oh god, get the door before it goes off again…

Come on, ya dumb bimbo. Let's go on a date in the cruising park! It's raining men! #monsterdon

CHOPPER! #Monsterdon

They’ve now spent enough time together that surely she knows he believes himself to be *the* Hercules of myth.

#Monsterdon

I'm now convinced that this woman is a tourist the film crew hired on the spot and she's just having the time of her life

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Oops! I tripped! That's hilarious! #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

I'm sure the writers of this film have heard of continuity and smooth scene transitions.

They want no truck with those silly ideas. #Monsterdon

Man you just don't see automats anymore

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I regret never having experienced an automat. Buying your meal like you would a newspaper feels a little nostalgic.

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More park strolling footage to heighten tension. #Monsterdon

"Tell me more about the mortal pleasures of...what did you call it? Ah yes, your M&Ms store." #monsterdon

I keep thinking I can hear the whirring of the film cameras in the background.

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@jadebees I know, I want to eat at the Automat.

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"Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being insolent."

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OMG an automat!
Oh truly we live in a fallen age without the great wonders of the past...
#Monsterdon #HINY

Different sweater

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Do Automats still exist? #Monsterdon

@arcadiagt5

F**king tourists!

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Oh hey, an automat!!

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Automat!!!!!! I love automats! #monsterdon

Hercules, demigod of Tourists and Photography. #Monsterdon

Hercules doesn't understand money but has no problem using a camera huh

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#monsterdon Oh come on just let Ferrigno have this one little thing

(I know I know the dates don't work for it but)

She must have been SO fucking high while filming.

I kinda dig her.

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Hercules is a show-off! :blobcatgiggle2: #monsterdon #herculesinnewyork

That laughter translates loosely as "I'm going to need to move to LA and disappear". #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

@arcadiagt5 And he knows how it works? He doesn't know what a movie is, but he knows how to work a camera??

#monsterdon

He caught on to cameras pretty quickly!

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they bring up the snake-strangling *twice*? there's so many fucking hercules stories

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That woman's laugh was 100% genuine, I love that

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AUTOMAT

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Bro, tourists in New York with Nixons get mugged. Put that bitch away. #monsterdon

COFFEE!

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@faoluin it seems like an even split tbh

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...He doesn't understand movies but he has a camera? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon So, why doesn't Hercules understand the concept of actors and stageplays?

The ancient Greeks sure knew about those things.

Auttomat! I hope they have Key Lime Pie!

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Look! Look! It's the Timeloop Cafe!

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Arnold looks kinda cute in that sweater.
#Monsterdon #HINY

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So far Arnold's pecs are the best actors in this movie.

@amyfou I was wondering about that.
#Monsterdon

That wasn't me! Look at my fat tits!

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@bryanhowell Well to be fair Zeus was always more of a "lover" than a "fighter"

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he doesn't understand movies, but he.... gets what cameras are?!

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I am amused that this scene was more-or-less replayed in ... Twins? I think?

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He has a camera? Why does he have a camera? #Monsterdon

Gratuitous beef cake!

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no, the screenplay writers have the oddest sense of humor....

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who got Hercules a camera?

that scene would've been way more fun is she was a cougar…just sayin’

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"Insolence!" --me watching Season 2 of True Blood

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@YsengrinWolf This is really sophisticated metafiction.

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"We do not punish ourselves in hate....we just change into different animals and have sex with everyone instead." #monsterdon

It's Lou Ferrigno, Herc. Go git 'im! #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

Hercules being picked up by Mercury sent by Zeus who is married to Juno - this movie keeps forgetting where it is.

Also - if you live in this world and you're Hercules - you better be used to imitators.

#monsterdon

"We do not punish in hate, only in sorrow."
"And in a nightclub in the Village where you need a special passphrase to enter, and another one to get people to stop if you don't like it anymore."

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@davesdogmaggie 😆#Monsterdon

Jerkules.

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@MichaelKlamerus seems like a stretch to say it's "about" anything

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I wonder what the movie in the poster is like. #monsterdon

Who are zeese characters who look like zey come from my own movie?

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PUT IT ON!
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Hercules has picked up photography

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INSOLENCE!

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Insolence!

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@strangefour

Yay!

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