What's with the backgtound noise in moint Olympus? Sure sounds like stret vendors!

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Diana Troi gave a chick a nice ring. Very sapphic. Very Greek. #monsterdon

Nemesis is compromised? That seems ... untoward. #Monsterdon

Sounds like this week’s #Monsterdon movie is of a truly singular quality. Enjoying it vicariously.

Do my bidding. Pick up my laundry from the cleaners. #Monsterdon

Love that you can hear kids playing in the background while this collusion is happening.

#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

The sound of this Olympus shot is abysmal

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Shot on location at the entrance of a Wisconsin Dells waterpark. #monsterdon

Queue elaborate scheme to sap Hercules of his strength.

#monsterdon

She needs a poison powder for that? She can't just do it?

#monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork1970

Why does Juno need POISON, she's a GODDESS, just have her POINT AND GO WHOOSH #Monsterdon

Juno has anti-divine powder in a ring. What a fascinating implication. #Monsterdon

Pluto and not Hades? There is no consistency at all with in this gloriously terrible film. #Monsterdon

Hercules biting political commentary.
#Monsterdon #HINY

Nemesis is gonna stab Hercules to death with those shoulder blades, va va voom! #monsterdon

Whoever does the paving in mount Olympus, should be ashamed. Cracks and weeds everywhere.
#Monsterdon

No, Governor maybe #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

#monsterdon New York's really just the kind of small town where blue collar Pretzy is good friends with this old money family and goes to see them whenever

Imagine Arnold as a politician, wild, shitty

#Monsterdon

Um, Pluto? Isn't that... you know what? Never mind. The palace of *Hades* is pretty swank. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

Oooh do we get to see a Kerberos? #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon I mean the effects have been stupefying so far!

#monsterdon This movie has a bad case of neither show nor tell, instead we will narrate and react with "comedy" accents, and I don't mean the Bavarian one.

"Pluto is the king of all evil pleasures".
Disney bestiality confirmed.

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Hell? Don't you mean Hades?

#monsterdon #hercules

Pluto’s NOT the king of all evil pleasures??? Like, he’s not? #Monsterdon

@Taweret
I'm watching on #Xumo, and his accent seemed... uh... mostly understandable. 🤷‍♂️

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No, Nemesis: "It is for him to tell you, not *me*". Get that 'I' outta there!

Chick looks like Diana Troi #monsterdon

Nemesis may be my favorite character though so I'm okay with it

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Zeus has heard of restraint and wants no truck with it. #Monsterdon

Blargh - Hell as Hades damnit

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Based on the lightning bolt throw, the lawn chair meme is going to flying around Olympus.

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pluto is the king of what now?

#monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

I'm mildly allergic to that 70's-licious thin eyebrows and long straight centre-parted hair look. Or alcohol. Well, definitely the alcohol. But also that look. I just find it very bland and unflattering

#Monsterdon

This woman's fake eyelashes have their own fake eyelashes.

#monsterdon

And so, Nemesis is sent to deal with Herc ...

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Ya know. I wasn't expecting this movie to give us a cup of Monsterdon coffee. But here we are.
#Monsterdon #HINY

Hera just cumming right there in public at the thought of herc murder #monsterdon

Can I tap that Bad acting square again? #monsterdon #herculesinnewyork

she's on a mission... a mission from god...

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#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork somebody shut that bloody bazouki up

OH NO! The terrible fag hag has been summoned! She shall smoke all your cigarettes, and drink all your booze and....fall in love you with. NOOOOOOOOOOO! #monsterdon

And then Zeus set fire to a hedge.

That's how I deal with my anger too.

#monsterdon

Nemisis is LIVING for this

#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

It seems so unlike Zeus to make Nemesis do his dirty work

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She’s on a mission from gawd. #monsterdon

ACTING!! #Monsterdon

Juno getting turned on by Zeus hating on Hercules. #Monsterdon

I like that Juno quite a lot

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Why are you bolting your own garden? Take it out on the Aegean! #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

#monsterdon Hercules Settles His Scrappy Little Companion To Bed On The Couch ASMR

A pint? A fifth. ... Can I get a quart?

#monsterdon
#HerculesInNewYork

Make the coffee real REAL strong. #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork 💪🏾🎞️ 🍿

@uptownsongclub lionskin? #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

Meycury? They're NYC-maxxxing too much

#monsterdon #hercules

It's gonna be either Hercules or pretzels. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

#Monsterdon
#HerculesInNewYork

Pretzi is chewing the scenery.. but I prefer that to gumming it..

@paco that zebra couch

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Seriously, though? Everyone calls him Prezel?

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This is the least credible testimony damn

#Monsterdon

oh jeez, pretzy thinks we're drop-by-with-a-problem friends 😬

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Pretzi got into Hercs 'roid stash. #monsterdon

"I seen it"

"He flung himself right out the window"

Pretty close to a typical #Monsterdon experience

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#monsterdon I'm not defying him. I just don't want to do what he wants me to do

all this movie had to do was have Hercules run around New York and do various crazy feats of strength

that's all the assignment was

#monsterdon

or maybe he IS napoleon

#monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

@arcadiagt5 we needed a healing #monsterdon
#HerculesInNewYork

"He has delusions?" Bitch, you've never seen a muscle boy on steroids #monsterdon

"You're a living phallus"

No, wait

"You're living a fallacy"

Sorry

#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

Are they playing three sided chess? #Monsterdon

"This Hercules guy is weird, he doesn't even own a zebra print couch." #monsterdon

Make good choices, Helen. Make good choices.

#Monsterdon

Herc doesn't know anything about moving pictures.

But turning off lamps, he's got that down!

#monsterdon

A bit. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

Getting real tired of pretzy #monsterdon

You know what this movie needs? The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

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Oddly solicitous, out of character. #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

Yeah, this is terrible, but GLORIOUSLY so unlike the hot mess (Conmmunion? I think?) that I couldn''t even watch to mock. #Monsterdon

It’s been 50 minutes and it feels like 10 years

#monsterdon

@Binder Why yes.

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Slightly. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

I'm joining our friend 🥃

#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork1970 #HINY

Hercules, a hunk in New York, "why won't the old man leave me alone?" Well, not to victim blame but if you stopped bringing men home to film scenes in your shower, Herc...

#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

Oh that explains it. Pretzi is flawless when drunk. #Monsterdon

Hercules respects Steve Reeves. #Monsterdon

Everything is changing, soon they're gonna invent Twitter

#Monsterdon

Hercules admits that he saw the play about Hercules and that the man plays him very well.

#Monsterdon

Hard to believe, but Arnold is a better actor that that slug playing Mercury.

#Monsterdon

Man - Pretzie is having the weirdest fucking day

#Monsterdon

I can't decide if this would be better or more confusing if all the gods had thick Austrian accents.
#Monsterdon #HINY

I'm not defying him, I'm just not doing what he wants me to do. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

Is he ... going to climb out the window? #Monsterdon

My, people come and go so quickly around here

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I'm not defying him, I'm just time-shifting his orders. I'll come home... later... the Supreme Court said I could!

#monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

I would come sometimes, but not right now.

Double entendre!

#monsterdon

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Mercury needs a haircut and Hercules needs a shower

I'm not defying him. I'm just not doing what he ordered me to do. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

@LuluHelle Fun to mock though. #Monsterdon

"Come back to Olympus!"

"Look, unless Zeus has installed hot running water, I'm stayin'."

#Monsterdon