Hercules is truly just Drax. Incredible.

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Maybe we could find out what exactly it is about the go-go that Marie doesn't like.

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I like how they regularly meet up to talk about all the plot points we weren’t shown on screen. #Monsterdon

@log @Binder Well, I want to say that the mineral part came more from Roman mythology than Greek. Which given the names...

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It is too bad there weren't sequels called Hercules vs. the Mob, Hercules and the Professor's Daughter, Hercules and Pluto Meet Patrick and Diana from the Avengers, and Hercules and Pretzi Start a Custom Ascot Business.

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Put your strap up, Herc, you slut. #Monsterdon

Bingo!

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The nip slip…

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my gosh, I missed 15 minutes of this movie talking with my dad and looks like nothing really happened
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What is Pretz doing, exactly? #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

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Looking forward to seeing Monstro the Magnificent

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How many zebras had to die to make that couch?

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Just film the opening of Highlander on the same set damn

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The guy playing Pluto is also acting. It stands out.

This guy, on the other hand...

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@klu9

Oh, it's actually City Lights

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I think this version of Pluto might’ve been the inspiration for Lucifer

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"You get what everyone gets Nitro, a lifetime."

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Monstro the Magnificent

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And now back to the Rhoda subplot. #Monsterdon

You can’t sell your soul to Hades because all souls go there when they die duh

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Apropos of nothing: Kerberos/Cerberus but one head is a pug with a squished in face, one is a backyard-breeder pit mix, and one is one of those Malamutes or whatever that no one south of the Arctic Circle has no business owning post-400 ppm CO2

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"He's a long-shot plunger".
Casual 60s homophobic slur there.

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@jonny Why not? I mean if you're trapped in this terrible film...I'd probably want to gamble to deal with the pain as well... #Monsterdon

So basically they wrote this scene twice, filmed both, and then just ran 'em back to back?

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Menacing in a way that is obvious to us but not the character. I love it! #Monsterdon

Sorry, what the fuck does Hades need with $100k? I assumed he was there to hire them to betray herc #monsterdon

30 minutes left of this movie
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"Twenty grand. That's a lot of dough."

Really?

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Good bye... For the time being... For the present... For now... We'll meet again... We-

WOULD YOU FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY #Monsterdon

Hades reminds me.of my mother. She also says goodbye like six times. #Monsterdon

This movie should actually do the wrestling part damn

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Makes you wonder how Pluto got so good at dealing with the mafia

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I've given up on counting labours of Hercules because it's obvious the 12 labours of Hercules were all spoiled takes of the Governator attempting to pronouce "Cerberus"

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I always meet my bookie in the Batcave. #monsterdon

Underworld meets underworld
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I wonder what Hercules is up to

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So @steggy left the room for about 10 minutes and came back and said "What did I miss?"

I said "I don't know."

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Hades is always underrated in every film appearance. *Even the Disney pic.* #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

OH, he's meeting the mafia in the cruising park! #monsterdon

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Filming permits cost money. Permits in NY cost a lot of money. Avoid these expenses if possible...
Like in Hercules in New York, where film makers shot a Chariot race in the streets without permits.

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First time I've heard Cerberus pronounced like zebras.
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FLAMBOYANTLY gay Hades. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I imagine them filming this scene in a hurry with a fog machine and a red gel light before the owner of the wrought iron gate notices them

So is there a limit on the amount of cable knitting that is possible. Because if there is, that would explain that sweater. #Monsterdon

Aww, Hercules is watching out for the puppy!!!! #Cerberus #Monsterdon

What kind of contract gets you the girl? #Monsterdon

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Who is feeding Cerberus?

Good point, actually.

Charlie is barking at the tv now: what’s the big idea of having dogs in movies? #monsterdon #herculesinnewyork

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'sayberus'?

Stealth lawyer joke

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Who is feeding ...zebras?

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Bro....he doesn't want "dames". Muscle boys don't work that way. Duh! #monsterdon

you bother me. go away.

me to this movie.

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It is actually hilarious that Pluto is a fey intellectual.

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And Pluto's theme?

Make it Greek like, but weird!

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I like that Hades is kind of a queen, it's a good look for him

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that is not a good sweater, Herc

Oh great, now we get the Olympians' amateur production of Cabaret!

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Man's got a different sweater on every friggin scene!

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#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork ministry of silly walks shit

♫ Please allow me to introduce myself~ ♪ I'm a man of wealth and WILL YOU STOP THAT FUCKING BANJO MUSIC ♫ #Monsterdon

what in the world is the soundtrack thinking

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Mercury is AI. #monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

The wide array of Greek accents from London to New York, via anywhere but Greece.
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OMG, they actually have a matte painting with an effect! What a budget!

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This is like John Water's Clash of the Titans. #monsterdon

okay, Hades is my fav so far. absolute legend with that hat.

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Oh no. Is he going to sing? #Monsterdon

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that was a lotta dry ice to pile up in Central Park tho

I totally want to do an art crawl with Pluto. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

Ohhhhhh, so Nemisis is Pluto's hag? That makes so much more sense now. #monsterdon

@LingLass I was trying to find a pun on rohypnol....

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Interesting that they queer coded the god of the underworld.

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Juno has Facilitated Matters!

ACTING!

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Pluto, the god of Bad Ideas. #Monsterdon

Nemesis sure does dress fashionably, even by 70's standards.

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no, that's not right. Nemesis is from Germany.

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@diazona

Something equally dull?

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They really are conflating Pluto & the Christian Devil. How boring

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I see this movie is attempting plot. It's not working... #Monsterdon

Pluto....the evil twink arrives. #monsterdon

Less Pluto, more Lucifer.

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Why is Nemesis dressed like this for Hades? #Monsterdon

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Pluto and Nemesis have upper class british twit accents?

Show don't tell movie cheapass no Kerberos for us. #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

So Pluto runs the underworld and clearly an art gallery or two. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

Answer to the poll...
Ahnold stated the worst film he believed he made was RED SONJA
(That film has higher RT ratings than others he made)

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I wonder what Hercules is up to right now

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Zoom in the glass in case you missed what was going on.

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It's pronounced "Care Bearus" #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

He didn’t take her out for fondue? In the late 60s?

I call bullshit.

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Of course Pluto would have a neckerchief....?!

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Tell us Juno - we want to know all the dirt on Nemesis!

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Seriously why didn’t they call Mercury Hermes

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#monsterdon "Go see Pluto, I have a message for him." Tell him he's only a minor planet now!

Make a little detour... pick me up some of that Canadian Tylenol for me, you know the kind.

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Wait, I am confused about their plan. It needs to be explained for at least another five minutes.

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I have a message for him. That I'm not going to give to you. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

What's with the backgtound noise in moint Olympus? Sure sounds like stret vendors!

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