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To be fair that is in fact a chariot #Monsterdon

@apLundell

An interesting film?

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Cue the random streetside chariot.

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Fat Lips, Nitro, and me drive a station wagon?

Niiice!

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> Bargain bin Kevin Pollack in the station wagon.

I am deed

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Now we know how many mobsters you can fit in a station wagon.

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@fabio That was just every movie in the 70's

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I am loving the Bargain Bin LA Cosa Nostra here.

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I left for ten minutes to take a quick shower and we’re on the same scene…

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@LingLass That is what am going to say at work.

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@leece YOU THINK?! #Monsterdon

"TWINK!"
Yes boss?
"Gah! Don't jumpscare me. Go find Hercules!"
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Lifting 1,000 pounds is apparently possible for real life weightlifters (I looked it up, heh).

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This actually reminds me of a sci-fi short story fiction series on Reddit that turned from sci-fi series to muscle space marine bro adventures 🏋️‍♂️ #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork1970 #HINY

Get da boys! Get da boys. Get da boooooys. #Monsterdon

@LingLass Poetry!

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Get the boys.

Get the boys.

Get the boys! #Monsterdon

Monstro beat Hercules! :floofOwO: #monsterdon #herculesinnewyork

Zeus being reasonable? Is that even allowed? #Monsterdon

Eros doesn't look like his job. #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

The car horns in the background of Zeus's monologue :D:D:D

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Get the boys!

Kevin's not here. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

Yeah! Get Krakow, too! We gotta put the heat on 'im!

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@blue You said the same thing when we watched Junior. #monsterdon

Find Pluto's fag had and bring her to me at once! I want bottomless mimosas #monsterdon

Eros: God of twinks

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“How then has this other thing happened?” #Monsterdon

GET DA BOYZ

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I bet the God's discord is *spicy*.

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Zeus is having a case of the vapors.

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Helen knows something is up

You'd think she would have known enough to get out of this movie but idk

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@Binder you did, we did see it!

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Not even a single prolapse in that entire competition. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork the rest of the movie is gonna be about how herc got his groove back

26 minutes left to the movie... are they going to get to the forced feminization (that is canon)?

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Boo... I was hoping for popping tearing noise, foul bowel smells, and a scene in a hospital trying to sew back in Hercules' prolapse.

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Did I miss the scene where Nemesis drugged him w/ the anti-divine powder? #Monsterdon

The standards for exciting television were wildly different when there were only three channels. #monsterdon

@LingLass Finally!

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Who'd name their kid Monstro anyway?

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I thought we were getting a wrestling match but I guess ten minutes on weight lifting is fine too #monsterdon

OH NO! The 'roads and cocaine have worn off! #monsterdon

Darn it! Gosh. Heck. #Monsterdon

Monstro with the glute clench. Mmm.

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This scene isn't really building all that much dramatic tension for me. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

@JoeWynne omg there are more

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These days that post lift flex would be a disqualifying touchdown dance event #Monsterdon

I think the TV host is checking out Monstro.

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"No Arnold's a shit wrestler, what else can we put in as a heads up confrontation scene?"

I dunno, can he, like, lift shit? #Monsterdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hfSayHo_3A&list=RD-hfSayHo_3A&start_radio=1

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Monstro’s strength is only eclipsed by his rather impressive sideburns. #Monsterdon

Needs to have fart noises put in every time they lift a weight.

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750? Yikes. #Monsterdon

Herc's metal barbell gettin' awful close to that Stage Pin lighting connector...

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I’m not into bodybuilding but doing that with your toes exposed looks like a safety hazard

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It's going to be itchy back on Mount Olympus in a couple days

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50% increases at this weight level don't feel safe

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Did they film this in a hospital room?

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I feel like we are getting less ambitious with our Godly Displays of Strength scenes, can't we go back to throwing a discus at a pole? #monsterdon

"Will jerk for claps"

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That guy's sideburns could impale a man.

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How much could Arnold lift at his peak?

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500 pounds is a lot I gotta say. #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter he not only got other acting jobs, including SNL skits, but also a political career…after hollywood
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Monstro and Hercules both shaved their pits for this competition

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they made Monstro and Hercules both wear underpants?

@jsadow and a tie-in with the Wrestling Women

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Riveting clean & jerk #Monsterdon

Feats of strength for festivus

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#monsterdon Even without the power of the gods, seems like it'd be tough to challenge Hercules.

Those sleeveless T’s are disturbing. #Monsterdon

This movie has become a Sears underwear commercial.
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I'm no body builder but holy shit that's not how you lift

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wait _this_ is the match? they couldn't afford a wrestling ring or something?

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They didn't do the epic handshake. :(

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@Binder It's the _best_ art

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HAHAH he said "snatch" #monsterdon

Richard effing Herd!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Herd

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Monstero the Magnificent can get it. #monsterdon

Is there anyone in this movie who does *not* have an intensely irritating voice? #Monsterdon

Nice shorts, guys. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

Now kiss. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

@catzilla Not when I'm playing Hades lol

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Tony Carroll as Monstro, who also played Beastman in the 1987 Masters of the Universe film that we've previously watched here on

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Monstro the caked, he could leap over some grass

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Whatever you do, don't get the Herculean hernia.

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Manly art, you say?

Why even bother to wear a shirt? #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork 💪🏾🎞️ 🍿

The defense of manly art? What? #Monsterdon

They're on the 70s porn stage. Someone will have a mustache. #monsterdon

Pretzi knows what he's doing. He has money on Herc's opponent

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So close to the camera.

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Gloriously stupid. #Monsterdon

(Both the film and Herc...)

I’m almost shocked that Arnold got another acting gig after this #Monsterdon

Don't get noivous!

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I don't know why the mobsters remind me so much of Paul F. Tompkins and Bob Odenkirk #monsterdon

Five minutes to curtain, Mr Hercules! #Monsterdon

Hercules not accepting subtext as a context is incredibly funny, these are incredibly well done - the entire rest of the movie is not - but the scenes of him not doing subtext are awesome.

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