that's the edit you use when your actor skips leg day, apparently

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Ok, very bad dubbed, but shirtless Arnold from the 70's is great
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Hercules has the men of New York begging for it. That's what those pecs do

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Compelling long jump miming.

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Arnold running .gif
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Holy moly the musk coming off of that scene. #Monsterdon

"OK buddy, lets see you top that! I'm begging you!"

*subtext*

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Does he have any non-yeeting powers?

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Lou Ferrigno Hercules would have shot an airplane out of the sky with one of those throws
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What exactly are you a coach of? TV watching? #monsterdon

Wow, that truly is the javelin technique of a Demigod. Throwing it downwards, and having it change trajectory upwards mid-flight.

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"That javelin almost hit the lamppost! Which is, you know, not as far as the discus but, you know, still probably good I assume!" #monsterdon

I love that this movie is all about Hercules showing off for 12 guys at college sports--like he is not even at Yankee Stadium.

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If we count the dock fight, cab argument, and these games... We're up to 3 labours of Hercules

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Everything lands close to the pole. The pole is the absolute measure of victory.

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Pretzi is now Hercules's manager? #Monsterdon

James Karen is a bit of a lifer. I always think of Wall Street. #monsterdon

if he was really Hercules, the javelin would be in space rn

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No budget for ripping shirts off. Instead, Hercules is very practiced with removing buttons with great skill.

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Greek fellow… from greece

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Still hasn't hit that cab...

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#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork "can't' throw a javelin without showing off my pecs first"

We have unnecessary pec flex

REPEAT, we have UNNECESSARY PEC FLEX

(Okay, movie, please don't do that again)

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Oh no, what did his pecs just do?!?!!

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The javelin goes further when he takes his shirt off. It's physics.

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Coach Shlub is not impressed. #Monsterdon

Flex those pecs!

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Taking off his shirt in front of the lesbians. OH MY! He's throwing his....rod....OH MY! And it landed...erect #monsterdon

@apLundell Probably.
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@cargot_robbie 😂

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THE POWER OF PECKS COMPELS YOU!

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I told you he'd be taking his clothes off. #Monsterdon

So much unnecessary bouncing. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

I see he managed to get his shirt off.

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"Ya, zey are prehenzile too!" [picks up discus with his mantitties]

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I couldn't possibly yeet while restrictively shirted. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

stop that with the pecs, that's gross #Monsterdon

WHOOOOO he did the pec thing!

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Come on, that discus should be at 36,000 light seconds distance by now.

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I... I... I...

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Foreigners not understanding idiomatic speech, the height of comedy. #Monsterdon

Oh this will end badly... #Monsterdon

The secret is stero— errr ambrosia. Yeah, ambrosia! #Monsterdon

Now they'll be scared shirtless

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... and an excuse for Herc to flex his pecs for the camera.

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okay, he _is_ in club sleeves are bullshit

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Oh look we happened upon random discus players. You know, as you do so often in new york. #monsterdon

"Wow, the discus hit that lamppost..which is, um...that was far away? I think? Hitting a lightpost, that's...um, yeah, that's probably pretty good I guess." #monsterdon

This movie is very silly and honestly I'm not complaining.

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Hercules is from a post capitalist society

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Imagine the writer who said one day, I need to tell this story. #monsterdon

"What else do you do?"

"You should see my Hail Mary"

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god these lines are so bad lmao
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I do 11 other things! #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

That’s not a great way to throw a discus. But he is politer than he was with Dad. #monsterdon

Okay I was wrong about the sexless part. Pipe smoker is all about that Hercules. #Monsterdon

wow no one imagined the giant muscular guy could throw something far

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Tarantellas again... #Monsterdon

I’m disappointed

I wanted to see Herc do the spinny around thing discus athletes do

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#monsterdon the wiry little guy expecting Hercules to pay for the cab felt very contrived, surely you're only involved because you're in awe of this meatheaded Adonis, and you don't expect him to converse or pay for things

We are now in the Olympic sports flexing portion of our film.

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Is javelin catching up next?

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He's a very polite demigod sometimes, thanking the track and field coach for letting him throw the discus.

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That was the year.... uh, do we have any historians for the script? No? Just interrupt him! #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

“I am Hercules. I won’t take ‘no’ for an answer.”

Sounds Greek to me. 😉

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Yeah, Arnold's a bodybuilder, not a discus thrower. Completely the wrong build. #Monsterdon

The poetry of flinging heavy shit never fails to stir the heart. #Monsterdon

Sank you!

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“Put that discus down!” #Monsterdon

These

line

readings

are

so

slow

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"...who do you think you are?"
"They call me Biggus Discus."

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Exactly where did those free pretzels come from in the cab?

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'You know what pleases me most about these boys?'
—'Yes, but I keep quiet about it.'

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Challenge Accepted.... #Monsterdon

Hercules wants to go throw dick with some sporty college guys.
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I fuckin hate it when men don't throw the discus far enough. #monsterdon

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👂In dubbed version, listen for
... monotone delivery. The voice actor used appeared to simply be reading text off a page. No emotion.

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On the other hand, it's nice to see one film that shows a more mythologically accurate Herc.

An asshole.

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Twink said "college guys", and the muscle boy runs of. FUCKING TYPICAL! #monsterdon

if Herc wants to go to Columbia they're going to have to get King Midas down here! Haha just kidding, we sure have fun here on #monsterdon

"They're just athletes."
"Outlets?"

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So, is the whole movie just someone mentions a modern thing and then Herculies doesn't get it, and then he breaks something?

Just that same bit over and over?

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that guy is a cartoon turtle but as a human

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"Nobody can beat them!" yeah tell that to the soviets

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No sir, I don't want to know what pleases you most about those boys.

And neither does your daughter.
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College guys in New York City are mostly about the track & field events. #Monsterdon

This Hercules accent? It's Greek to me.
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James Karen from Poltergeist and Return of the Living Dead! #monsterdon

i also neglect my partner in service to the intercollegiate meet.

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Hey! It's Frank from Return of the Living Dead. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

This was made for about $2.5mil in today's money.

Sure looks like it.

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@Taweret

From Return of the LIving Dead

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Ok, so they have nailed the “Hercules is a real a**hole” part of the myths that is so often overlooked in movies. Save for the accent, this might be the most accurate screen representation of him! #Monsterdon

Ah, time to set up someone who is all brawn and no brain. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

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huh oh this is ... Helen

He’s gonna pimp his daughter out, isn’t he?

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Full of cracking dialog. #monsterdon

Herc, maybe turning the cab on its side was a bit much. Cabbie was just doing his job.

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He's working his way up to throwing things into space, @Taweret, starting with flipping cars.

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Is Hercules going to walk past Simon & Garkfunkel sitting on a park bench?

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