The leopard skin clad gent who was buying the hot dog was apparently part of a promo for the in-movie Herc movie, justifying why there was a chariot available for the chase.
This 2nd Hercules movie is 1000x better than the last one.
I cannot wait to hear the ad hoc dubbing of an Italian version of Hercules.
#HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon
@klu9 It's so strange seeing Bruce Spence not covered in dirt and in a suit. I didn't realize he was so bloody tall.
#Monsterdon #HerculesReturns
Galah opening, amIrite?
Is Zeus on the loose in NYC?!
Wait the short weird looking runt of a main character isn't the writer who started this as a dubbing live show? How did he get hired. He's so... odd looking. How is he a main character actor? Australia you are weird weird wild place for movies.
#Monsterdon #HerculesReturns
Wellβ¦ that happened. I guess. I was cooking dinner for most of this one and I think thatβs just as well o_O #Monsterdon
@cargot_robbie LOL so proud. #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork πͺπΎποΈ πΏ
@allanb honestly, same
Wait have I seen that tall shouty man in some Max Maxes?
#Monsterdon #HerculesReturns
@diazona pour encourager les autres
They just straight up spray painted that tie-rod.
MCBAIN!!!!!!!!
#Monsterdon #HerculesReturns
@arcadiagt5 Whoa! All the way from Canberra!? #Monsterdon goes global!
Okay thanks for a lovely hang fedi! Thanks @Taweret for putting this together, it's really special.
No bingo for me sadly
From Austrian accent to Australian accents!
#Monsterdon #HerculesReturns
#monsterdon That was a film. LOL. That's all I got.
[soft jazzy music]
#Monsterdon #HerculesReturns
Oh! We saw these guys do it live in Perth! #HerculesReturns #Monsterdon Double Take were great!
Thank you @Taweret and @miru for the show and @cherizilla for the Bingo.
@blogdiva In_deed_.
Samson returns as Hercules in Hercules Returns!
#Monsterdon #HerculesReturns
Ouf! That music smells like itβs good not to be in the 80βs anymore! #monsterdon #herculesinnewyork
Thank you @Taweret for hosting #Monsterdon .
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This movie injured me.
There was an awful lot of nothing going on in that one but like all the best #Monsterdon movies at least it was short. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants and don't forget the kraut! #HerculesInNewYork
i guess that was a perfectly "wtf" note to end on. uhhhhh thanks @Taweret for hosting, @JoeWynne for trivia, @cherizilla for the bingo, @cherizilla for the stream, and all of you for being such great company.
Thanks @Taweret for hosting!
i mean they could bother throwing people down _from_ space, is throwing someone INTO space TOO MUCH TO ASK?
And next up the Double Take version of Hercules Returns. One of my favourite pro riffs.
We were lucky enough to see them live in Perth.
I loved it. I love bad movies. I love art that's trying. I love art that fails. I love art that tries dumb things. This movie felt like all of those.
Testiculi πβ¨
Thanks @Taweret for hosting
I can imagine this actor being like "thank God that's over!"
The moral: Greek gods fly Pan American! Thank you for hosting @Taweret , and thank you everyone in #Monsterdon for a great eveningβs viewing of a cheesy movie. Have a great week everyone!
Super Rabbi with laser eyes for the bris.
@Taweret But how many points does all those tiddy jumps get? #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork πͺπΎποΈ πΏ
And that's a #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon wrap. Oh dear.
That was a silly stinger, but why not?
#monsterdon *PAN* American?!?! Get it
What is this rap?? Milli Vanilli wouldn't exist for 18 years after the filming of Hercules in New York
If you are not watching @miru right now you are missing out SO MUCH
welp!
ISTG The weirdest part of this film, and this is saying a LOT, was Zeus NOT being a dick most of the time... #Monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie It was Zeus.
well that was a weak-ass ending even for this weak-ass movie
and nobody got thrown into space
Once again I had to miss #monsterdon but I know what you watched and I know I didn't miss anything.
And we made it! Barely any of us lost our demigod powers and chilled out in Hades's swank cthonic mansion for a century. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970
Uh, was that a rabbi on the plane wing? Iβve totally lost the thread.
#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork lolwut
Pan Am flies again
Zeus, you rascal. #Monsterdon
Oh Zeus going for the PanAm girls....so typical #monsterdon
Zeus looks like an Orthodox Jew with that hat. #Monsterdon
(screaming continues) #monsterdon
Damnit Zeus πͺΏ
-fin
#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork1970 #HINY
A very small, very sheepish, The End. #monsterdon
Zeus is Hasidic now? What?
Jewish Zeus?
what the fuck zeus is jewish now???????
Zeus is jewish?
#Monsterdon #HINY
zeus saw himself depicted in this movie and gave up his crown. he no longer wishes to be associated with Godhood, Greece, or Movies.
Hercules is the kind of guy whose date is suddenly willing to pay for EVERYTHING. π
Pan American! Definitely New York City #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Brought to you by the New York tourism board.
Why don't they just construct the crown hook into thrones? #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970
#monsterdon lol this Hercules in memoriam montage
And now... ZEUS SKINNY DIPPING! #Monsterdon
Zeus gonna go party with Pretzie now?
#monsterdon
Sequel Bait
Shut that bloody bouzuki up!
Time to make a new bastard demigod. #Monsterdon
Like father, like son, I guess.
Thereβs the horny Zeus. Fucking off to NYC #monsterdon
Iβll be right here. #Monsterdon
Is "eat an apple" a euphemism? It feels like a euphemism. Poor Pretzi getting ghosted makes this film a tragedy in my heart
Still time to end with Death By Bouzouki
#Monsterdon πͺ π‘οΈβ‘ ποΈ π½π» πππ¬
Is it a curve-billed thrasher?
Ah, Zeus is feeling his oats ...
Go make me a sammich, hoe #monsterdon
Revoltingly noisy like traffic sound in Central Park.#HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon
"It all sounds revoltingly noisy"
Yeah, I'm gonna find that fucking banjo player one day. >:/ #Monsterdon
Did he just say "me love you long time"? #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork πͺπΎποΈ πΏ#Gay
Zeus wondering how he can appear as a shower of gold to some poor New Yorker.
any time you want me / any time you need me / I'm standing here with my arms a mile wide / Hoping and praying for you
yeah, they got someone else to dub in the radio bits because they needed someone who could actually speak English when you weren't being distracted by Arnold's pecs... #Monsterdon
This has been a love story between Pretzi and Hercules.
Oh the traffic is really heavy on Mt Olympus today.
#Monsterdon #HINY
What even IS this film? Pretzi's journey of self-discovery & his naked strong friend? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon πͺ π‘οΈβ‘ ποΈ π½π» πππ¬
The real mythology was the friends we made along the way, I guess
Think of me when you're in the shower. I will always be there #monsterdon
Montage of Herc's adventures... and Pretzi was there too...
Pretzi, you never left the docks. You're having a stroke right now.
flashback to Arnold's pecs
@LingLass Yeah, that's the guy who did all his lines in the dub release