Why does the airline passenger have feathers for hair?

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Somebody definitely deserves to get smited

or smitten

we'll see

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Guest appearance by Grey Gardens? 😆

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Yeet Zeus into Space!

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"If I had known how much trouble it would cost me, I wouldn't have banged his mother on my vacation"
-- Zeus

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Zeus seems like he hates his job. Everyone always disagrees with his decisions.

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Well Arnold isn't as unintelligable as I was lead to believe before the dubbing. But man is his accent THICC.
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"I do not wish to hear another word about it!"
Genie: "Yeah, this one's a freebie."

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Wow that was a short movie!

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Zeus has a caddy for his thunderbolts.

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Mars makes an appearance in the pantheon of Greek gods 🤨

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What? No “Opa”? This is totally not Greek. #Monsterdon

OK I see why they would have overdubbed Ahnold

but I am also very glad @ryan got the original audio on @miru

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everyone reporting in that they are watching a dubbed version, i would highly recommend switching to a version that is not dubbed. at least if you are an arnold fan as i am. the miru stream and tubi are both not dubbed i believe #monsterdon

Lmfao I forgot they credited him as Arnold Strong #monsterdon

The gods are fed up with humans.

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Are these mountains the Himalayas?

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Myth and history merged into myestery is actually kind of clever.

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Glad we're past all that dim primitive beliefs stuff

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Myth and History merged into Mystery..

"when myth and history merged into mystery" holy fuck that's good you know they were sweating when they wrote that one #monsterdon

"when myth and history merged into mystery" strong start

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Lionsgate admits owning this movie. Bold.

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I'm lurking but watching. Here we gooooo!

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Hercules in New York (1970) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

some random person out there owns the rights to this film and i am so jealous

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WE GOT MEGA-MANTITTIES SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!

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🚁 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 🚁

(where applicable)

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@jadebees yeah turned out to be not at all that kind of film

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@diazona that's what prevented my bingo
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"I'll give you half an hour to stop."😂😅
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The harmonica is chef's kiss.😂
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Good dummy work.
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Is Delilah also super strong? Nice.
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Holy shit the version of Hercules In New York on YouTube has Arnold’s real voice!

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[foreboding music]
[Samson snoring]
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For those of you scrolling through your timeline, you're about to hit a big mass of Monsterdon postings about Hercules in New York (1970) and the second, Wrong Frogs feature.

Should you not wish to read through them, here's how to filter them out, at least on the web browser:
1) click on the Monsterdon tag in any post.
2) choose * mute #Monsterdon * at the bottom of the popup.

... and you're done.

Oh Ursus was Scottish.
Samson is from New Zealand?
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"Ms. Delilah"
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Why are they roasting a whole pig in the projection room... I might be falling in love with this movie.
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His growl is delightful. And so is the hostess.
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That Samson guy again? #monsterdon #herculesreturns

Gay jokes for comedy that are... Not as bad as I would expect from the 90s... so far.
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Plot twist!
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Wait what? Fanny got knocked out. Oh man the movie they picked to riff is nutty to begin with.
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"Grab me donger" made me spit-take.

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That tarnished moka pot in the projection booth looks like it is quite a high capacity.

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Kissing sounds? #monsterdon #herculesreturns

The Irish jockey accent for Stretch is an inspired choice.

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This movie is making me really want to rewatch Kung Pow! It's been like a decade since I last saw it.
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Juno's eyebrows though #HerculesInNewYork

The @miru double feature is pretty hilarious, and seems like it was made as an excuse to riff on an old italian Hercules film, very #monsterdon. The one guy sounds a lot like Kevin Murphy which only helps.

Subtitle: 'Labia groans'.

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Clamidia?! 😆
This movie (in a movie) as great costumes, too.
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The subtitles: "Labia (gasping)". Pfft.

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In the category of Live Action Cartoon, I give #HerculesInNewYork 3 of 5 stars. Most of what amused me was the stilted dialogue delivered with the earnest certainty that gods are supposed to talk that way. I rather liked Hercules's fish out of water arrogance. The complete absence of guns was otherworldly.

I'm not completely sure how hard they were trying to make a comedy. Still, mildly amusing is better than it could have been. And instead of the usual #Monsterdon abrupt ending, they did try to button up the movie with a joke.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting this silliness. Thanks @cherizilla for the bingo card.

Don't forget to vote for the next one!

Pretty good almost Jaws but not quite music.
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Labia?!
😆
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The leopard skin clad gent who was buying the hot dog was apparently part of a promo for the in-movie Herc movie, justifying why there was a chariot available for the chase.

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This 2nd Hercules movie is 1000x better than the last one.
I cannot wait to hear the ad hoc dubbing of an Italian version of Hercules.
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@klu9 It's so strange seeing Bruce Spence not covered in dirt and in a suit. I didn't realize he was so bloody tall.
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Galah opening, amIrite?

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Is Zeus on the loose in NYC?!

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Wait the short weird looking runt of a main character isn't the writer who started this as a dubbing live show? How did he get hired. He's so... odd looking. How is he a main character actor? Australia you are weird weird wild place for movies.
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Well… that happened. I guess. I was cooking dinner for most of this one and I think that’s just as well o_O #Monsterdon

@cargot_robbie LOL so proud. #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork 💪🏾🎞️ 🍿

@allanb honestly, same

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Wait have I seen that tall shouty man in some Max Maxes?
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@diazona pour encourager les autres

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They just straight up spray painted that tie-rod.

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MCBAIN!!!!!!!!
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@arcadiagt5 Whoa! All the way from Canberra!? #Monsterdon goes global!

Okay thanks for a lovely hang fedi! Thanks @Taweret for putting this together, it's really special.

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@moira 🎉

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No bingo for me sadly

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From Austrian accent to Australian accents!
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#monsterdon That was a film. LOL. That's all I got.

[soft jazzy music]
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Oh! We saw these guys do it live in Perth! #HerculesReturns #Monsterdon Double Take were great!

Thank you @Taweret and @miru for the show and @cherizilla for the Bingo.

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@blogdiva In_deed_.

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Samson returns as Hercules in Hercules Returns!
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Ouf! That music smells like it’s good not to be in the 80’s anymore! #monsterdon #herculesinnewyork

Thank you @Taweret for hosting #Monsterdon .
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This movie injured me.

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There was an awful lot of nothing going on in that one but like all the best #Monsterdon movies at least it was short. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants and don't forget the kraut! #HerculesInNewYork

i guess that was a perfectly "wtf" note to end on. uhhhhh thanks @Taweret for hosting, @JoeWynne for trivia, @cherizilla for the bingo, @cherizilla for the stream, and all of you for being such great company.

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Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

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i mean they could bother throwing people down _from_ space, is throwing someone INTO space TOO MUCH TO ASK?

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And next up the Double Take version of Hercules Returns. One of my favourite pro riffs.

We were lucky enough to see them live in Perth.

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I loved it. I love bad movies. I love art that's trying. I love art that fails. I love art that tries dumb things. This movie felt like all of those.

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Testiculi 😂✨

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Thanks @Taweret for hosting

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I can imagine this actor being like "thank God that's over!"

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The moral: Greek gods fly Pan American! Thank you for hosting @Taweret , and thank you everyone in #Monsterdon for a great evening’s viewing of a cheesy movie. Have a great week everyone!

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Super Rabbi with laser eyes for the bris.

@Taweret But how many points does all those tiddy jumps get? #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork 💪🏾🎞️ 🍿

And that's a #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon wrap. Oh dear.

That was a silly stinger, but why not?

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#monsterdon *PAN* American?!?! Get it