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In a 2023 interview Schwarzenegger stated that the worst film he believes he made was ...

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It's becoming clear to me I have the body of a 1969 coach. #Monsterdon

Everyone gasps at the amazing action happening off-camera

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none of these men have correct form btw

couldn't figure out how to film that one, could you

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we're over 20 minutes in so I feel like if there was gonna be a plot we would be seeing signs of it by now

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#monsterdon (un?)fortunately I got the "original" Arnold voice dub.

His buddy- is that the "I got a fruitopia cap?!" guy?

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You all asked for yeeting,...

The pecs

I can’t

I’m dead

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Fellas please. There’s no need to argue… we can DISCUS it like gentlemen… er… gentlegods

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@allanb wow no kidding

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Throw the discus into space! SPAAAACE! #Monsterdon

Wow you think the walking bicep can throw the discus further than stringbean mcgee :o

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Greek music, shits going down.
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Presumably these new characters need an athlete. #monsterdon

Hercules is so strong he can even mansplain to men.

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James Karen saying “brains”

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PUT THAT DISCUS DOWN
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This pretzel guy is the worst. #monsterdon

This feels like a movie based upon an old SNL skit. Only no one knows how to deliver a joke.
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oh its that guy

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Well, the cab driver can't say he didn't get a tip

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Everybody's fighting 'cause it's peak lead poisoning time and everybody's all mad all the time

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Car tipping, cow tipping, close enough

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I see pretzel boy's whole purpose is to stand around going 😮 so that the camera has something to cut to while Arnold pretends to lift something heavy. #Monsterdon

Or cars to tip. 😃

Mighty Hercules!

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You've been a-moralized. #monsterdon

This cabby money scene is going on a half an hour longer than it needs to.
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No shortage of men to beat up.

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Look out, James Doohan is getting out of his cab

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That time in the 20th century when everyone was 'Mack'

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this is some crappy chit chat that will get this movie nowhere.
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I was late. I didn’t miss anything. I can barely understand Aahnaald.

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Why I never get into cabs with random dudes who offer me pretzels?

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if there isn't any yiddish in the next *checks time* ten minutes i'm going back to angine de poitrine

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'Apollo Chat'

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We have Woody Allen at home #monsterdon

Every Greek person knows every other Greek person, obviously.

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A beanery? Where they sell beans and beaning accessories? #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

You know. A beanery.

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You know Apollo? I know Starbuck, we've got a lot of friends in common

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Is this movie supposed to be camp?

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Why is the New York cabbie costumed as a bad French stereotype? #Monsterdon

oh hey today is national pretzel day, how fitting

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Why can't we have Arnold's own english? It's a little thing that would make this movie more beareble.
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This whole film appears to be Hercules does random things and a buncha New Yawkers say "I'm walkin' ovah here!"

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This is like if Midnight Cowboy got kicked in the head by a horse. #monsterdon

HE TRIED TO KILL A MAN IN A FORKLIFT!
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He's being rescued by Woody Allen, as if this film wasn't embarrassing enough already. #Monsterdon

They don't talk about it much, but Hercules in New York was the inspiration for DOOM in the 1990s.

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Good thing New Yawk longshoremen don't understand flanking.

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...Is the music gonna be playing the whole time? :/ #Monsterdon

@ohiofi you should say… [mimics arnold voice] pisces out ov vater #monsterdon #herculesinnewyork1970

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20 bucks is not enough.

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Two fights in the first ten minutes. I sense a trend.

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I started a little early because I can’t stay up as late as the rest of you. I’m definitely not on the west coast of the US.

I am watching a non-dubbed version. Kiddo does not appreciate shirtless Hercules.

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wow hercules kind of an ass in this one so far
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What legendary strength, he can throw a full grown man 3 feet

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“He is most disagreeable, and he has irritated me.”

I say this pretty much every day.

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This film is most disagreeable and it is irritating me.

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"Sail-ors fighting on the dance floor..."

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Oh gawd is the #Monsterdon Hercules [sic] in New York? Darn, that would have been fun to follow along, but I am not home.

Who else is making Arnold growling noises right now

AAEEGHHYYAHHH

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Completely unnecessary fight scene

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I
AM
HERCULES
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SON
OF ZEUS

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This is like the scene where Chekov tells the people on the ship he’s from the United Federation of Planets, but worse

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Captain & Hercules doing the Olympian version of "Who's on first?"

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I think moustache should be even farther from the mic

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If this was literally how Arnold Schwarzenegger came into the world, I would believe it

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"No man is superior to Hercules"

Okay, that's technically true.#Monsterdon

Zeus has a palantiri? Beware of Sauron!
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#monsterdon good gravy, those Lou Ferrigno movies looked so expensive compared to this one so far

Holy shit it's naked Arnold in a towel surrounded by rough trade sailors, #Monsterdon

By the way, Zeus got those lightning bolt props 75% off at the lawn & garden store

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#monsterdon Hercules in N.Y. Starring Ringo Starr as Merlin as Dr Zaius as Zeus.

While Typing, this lady's acting compares favorably to the Shatner so the film has that going for it!

P O N D E R I N G T H E O R B

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Ponderin` that orb.
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So now we're watching Zeus watching Hercules. Is Hercules gonna watch a movie, to add another meta layer? #Monsterdon

Agatha has needs, let her be herself if you were a true friend...

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Greek and Roman names are interchangeable..

I don't know if it is Patty or Selma, but this is totally one of Marge's sisters.

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Someone please mash up Arnold into That Twilight Zone episode.

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the acting is.... it sure is

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oh no, this movie thinks it's funny. buckle up, folks.

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No man, nude or otherwise… #Monsterdon

Oh Gosh, Arnold was dubbed?
and he has a female entourage?
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Zeus, you’ve never thought twice about ANYTHING in your entire existence. In fact, you haven’t thought once about most things

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This is Arnold Schwarzenegger's film debut. He is 22 here.

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#HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon There was a guy on the wing!

This airplane is sovereign territory of New York City for the duration of this film. #Monsterdon

"There's... something... on the wing of the plane!"

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#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork there's a man on the wing

Zeus is always a bastard

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Call Shatner

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Vacation mentioned and then cutting to a Pan Am flight

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Back off or we will continue “acting” #Monsterdon

Why does the airline passenger have feathers for hair?

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Somebody definitely deserves to get smited

or smitten

we'll see

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Guest appearance by Grey Gardens? 😆

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