monsterdon replay · Best of Hercules in New York

Ysengrin Blackpaw 🔜 AnthrOhio

#Monsterdon 💪 🗡️⚡ 🏙️ 🗽🐻 🐎𓌝😬

Is it a curve-billed thrasher?

YsengrinWolf@meow.social

Ah, Zeus is feeling his oats ...

#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork1970

KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)

Go make me a sammich, hoe #monsterdon

leece

leece@aus.social

Revoltingly noisy like traffic sound in Central Park.#HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe

CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

"It all sounds revoltingly noisy"

Yeah, I'm gonna find that fucking banjo player one day. >:/ #Monsterdon

kshernandez@me.dm

Did he just say "me love you long time"? #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork 💪🏾🎞️ 🍿#Gay

gorgeous georgeous

georgieboy@toot.cat

Zeus wondering how he can appear as a shower of gold to some poor New Yorker.

any time you want me / any time you need me / I'm standing here with my arms a mile wide / Hoping and praying for you

David Zaslavsky

diazona@techhub.social

@pngwen 🎉

Arcadiagt5

arcadiagt5@mstdn.social

yeah, they got someone else to dub in the radio bits because they needed someone who could actually speak English when you weren't being distracted by Arnold's pecs... #Monsterdon

Ben Ramsey

ramsey@don.monster

This has been a love story between Pretzi and Hercules.

strangefour with the Pleiades

strangefour@retro.pizza

Oh the traffic is really heavy on Mt Olympus today.
#Monsterdon #HINY

Shannon Prickett

Binder@petrous.vislae.town

What even IS this film? Pretzi's journey of self-discovery & his naked strong friend? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💪 🗡️⚡ 🏙️ 🗽🐻 🐎𓌝😬

The real mythology was the friends we made along the way, I guess

Think of me when you're in the shower. I will always be there #monsterdon

Blue

blue@bigshoulders.city

Montage of Herc's adventures... and Pretzi was there too...

socketwench@masto.hackers.town

"Miss Movie Masochist"

Pretzi, you never left the docks. You're having a stroke right now.

Jonathan Sadow

jsadow@c18.masto.host

flashback to Arnold's pecs

@LingLass Yeah, that's the guy who did all his lines in the dub release

Ysengrin Blackpaw 🔜 AnthrOhio

YsengrinWolf@meow.social

Pretzi: "I didn't image all those things, did I?"

Yes Pretzi, the whole movie was a psychotic break of yours.

#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork1970

Crazypedia won't Comply 🧿

Crazypedia@mypocketpals.online

Remember the good times. Like that time I fought a bear in Central Park or stole that chariot or beat up those mobsters in a warehouse.

#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork1970 #HINY

Trixter of the Moon Council

trixter@retro.pizza

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

#monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork1970

Kyle Memoir 🍉🐧

f800gecko@mastodon.online

My vote for best actor goes to Pretzel Guy.

#Monsterdon
#HerculesInNewYork

TheREALPaulJohnson

RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net

We need to get to feature length. PAD the flick! #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

David Zaslavsky

diazona@techhub.social

oh they'd better not be setting up the "it was all a dream" ending

though this movie probably deserves it

Brooke Vibber :neocat_cofe:

brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net

@Louisa #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💪 🗡️⚡ 🏙️ 🗽🐻 🐎𓌝😬

we did not need a highlights reel

OH MY! Do the tiddy twice again! #monsterdon

klu9

klu9@ohai.social

Arnold never recorded sound for the radio scene, so the only available voice for that was the dubbed version

cargot_robbie@urbanists.social

Fabio! 🐈

fabio@toot.cat

Those shots cost MONEY, let's milk the shit out of them

#monsterdon #hercules

Log 🪵

log@mastodon.sdf.org

The headshrinkers call it a break, Pretzi. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

Laurel Stvan

LingLass@vmst.io

The radio voice is dubbed, right? #Monsterdon

Damn, that pec flex.

Pretzi, to Herc: "u up?"

everyday_light@mementomori.social

what good is becoming

we were all team pretzi from the beginning. admit it. #monsterdon
#HerculesInNewYork

THE SECOND COMING OF JERKCULES

#Monsterdon
#HerculesInNewYork

gwildor

jivens@beige.party

On the radio...
Whoa oo oo oo
On the radio...

Spring Cat

catzilla@toot.cat

This movie makes no sense

#monsterdon #hercules

Jonathan Sadow

jsadow@c18.masto.host

Aw, Pretzie is the real protagonist because he gains self esteem.

Void Chicken

Taweret@timeloop.cafe

how is it still going

Aww...Pretz is lonely. They did an episode like this on Friends! Joey was all sad after his roomate died from a mescaline overdose #monsterdon

Binder@petrous.vislae.town

#Monsterdon 💪 🗡️⚡ 🏙️ 🗽🐻 🐎𓌝😬

That was NOT Herc's voice.

Shannon Prickett

Radio Free Hercules #Monsterdon

Tom Magnanimous

funkula@goblin.camp

I bet the Columbia professor isn't going to be taking Pretzy's calls anymore now that herc's fucked off #monsterdon

Uptown Song Club

uptownsongclub@linernotes.club

Pretzi is ready to walk out of this movie and into The Boys in the Band. #monsterdon

Social Commentary Bot

SocialCommentaryBot@mas.to

Pretzi leaning into the Rizzo role in Midnight Cowboy.

cargot_robbie@urbanists.social

🏳️‍🌈 Brie 🪰🚴🌸✨

Hercules confessing his brat summer sins to Zeus to get back into heaven is yet another instance of this film substituting Roman (Catholic) mythology for Greek mythology

Ysengrin Blackpaw 🔜 AnthrOhio

YsengrinWolf@meow.social

Who the hell is talking through the radio - that's not Herc ...

#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork1970

Dang, he's got a nice radio tho'

Binder@petrous.vislae.town

Shannon Prickett

Oh Pretzi don't be like this. You're better w/o him around. #Monsterdon

Paco Hope

paco@infosec.exchange

@sean "Herc calling Orson, come in Orson. Herc calling Orson, come in, Orson."

Nanu nanu

Shazbot

davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social

Judgment Dave

Pretzie friend zoned again.

nev@status.nevillepark.ca

Spring Cat

catzilla@toot.cat

Pretzel guy is now so lonely

#monsterdon #hercules

Neville Park

Aw, poor Nebbishy Guy lost his heterosexual life partner

Blue

blue@bigshoulders.city

My favorite Arnold anecdote is that he floated the rumor that he was considering the lead role in Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot to trick Stallone into demanding it for himself