#monsterdon This movie had more of a disco soundtrack and the sword fighting 'ting' sounds made me keep looking at my phone for messages. Here's what I'll do- I'll restart this one and cut over to beastmaster at 1:05, it'll be fine I'm sure
Well that was definitely #Monsterdon material.
Music did a lot of heavy lifting on that flick.
Night all!
Seems to me that the character was important enough to be named more than WOMAN.
Dreadful. Dull. Bad music. Bad writing. Bad acting. Bad sound effects. Bad special effects. Mostly bad sets, if you can call random smoky woods sets.
@strangefour Like, good D&D campaigns are only good to those who played them, not to everyone else who has to read/watch them.
And the movie just kinda peters out. I can see why I didn't remember much about it; not even Jack Palance half-heartily chewing the scenery helped.
"Ah well... who wants to work with Fat Old Baron anyway...?"
There is no good reason for a person like myself to have seen this more than once #Monsterdon
@emma City Slickers 2: The Legend of the Hunchback's Gold
That abrupt ending didn't break a single #Monsterdon stereotype π
#Monsterdon altogether entertaining for what it was
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Credits roll, time to rave.
More of this! LOL Thanks, friends. #monsterdon
Also, please uplift my #Mutualaid ask pinned, with red flyer.
i'm just $1398 to go and I really need to get to a safer home.
Thanks, y'all.
Might stick around for the double.
OOEEOOEEOO!!!!
2 Hawk 2 Slayer
Awesome movie. Best so far this year.
"2nd Bit of rough in Tavern"
Looking forward to voting on the next worst movie poll.
to be continued in Ladyhawke
whee! thanks y'all βπΌ
...aaaaand it ends with an animated hawk for no reason
HAWK THE SLAYER (1980):
it's one of the movies of all time, but it does have a pretty great soundtrack
At least we get more Electroswing Fantasy #Monsterdon
Oh no the emperor is going to ressurect Darth Helmet.
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Thank you #Monsterdon I think my bread is about ready to be looked at. Good time for a wee break...
I feel so bad for the Not Witch. That whisper-talk has to have been so hard on her vocal cords!!
HEAVY METAL HANDSHAKE
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#HawkTheSlayer1980
The idea that this film would deserve a sequel.. WOW.
I guess there are many more foods to eat and spit out of your pieholes..
Gort follows his own path. As do I. My own, I mean. Not Gort's path. That would be weird. #Monsterdon
"Where will you go, Hawk?" "God willing, there will be a sequel. Or perhaps a TV series."
Oh no, they kept it open for a sequel #monsterdon
Setting up a sequel? Surely there's not enough time for another battle.
AAAHHHHH THE METAL SLAB HIT MY STOMACH LIGHTLY AAHHHHH
They do realize that they never actually needed to steal that gold, right? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
*checks Zamfirβs IMDb page to see if he worked on this film*
(I donβt think he did.) #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980
Did they think there would be a sequel?
Necromancer! Neat :D #Monsterdon
Oooooooo he's gonna be a zombie!
lol, Sequel hook...
the gates of... ... ... ... hhhhell!
what an amazing final line. absolutely incredible. whenever i'm sad in the future, i will remember that line.
"Brother I shall wait for you ...at the Gates of Hell"
I mean, go ahead & wait. I might be a while. A long long long while. #Monsterdon
@paco Stoned. Hah.
AND WEARING LOAFERS??!!
#Monsterdon
You have dared challenge Reginald McGlowysword!!!
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He should've held a flower up over his chest
Why did his helmet have little holes in front of his missing eye? #monsterdon
I got up late, haven't been commenting on Hawk the Slayer, but no joke this is one of my favorite fantasy movies. It has so little budget, but it's willing to do *anything* just like a D&D party. Hawk isn't the most emotional dude but he rides & fights OK. Giant & Dwarf are the *best*. I often had half-giants in my old D&D campaigns. The nuns, like all Clerics, are fucking useless. Synth soundtrack's kick-ass.
Old Man Palance is miscast as "brother" but still cool.
this movie HAD to have been written backwards
"I need a full prog chorus, hanging nuns and a SWORDFIGHT - we can write a plot backwards from there"
Skeltor had it worse
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My jaded 21st Century eyes expected Voltan to be split in half with all the guts everywhere...
He used the schwartz.
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@Lazarou "It's getting hot in here... πΆ " #MonsterDon
@steggy I don't see any blood at all. I think he was just stoned.
Unrelated to movie thought, we really should watch Flash Gordon some week.
#Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
My pulse is pacing
I wondered how we were going to fill the last few minutes, slow mo sword fight. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980
"You have found the power that is rightly mine." The power to pass on a script? #monsterdon
Never give the protagonist time to pray.
#monsterdon
These slow mo fight scenes really take the energy out of the moment....
You're not fighting Hawk, you're fighting a magical sword that outclasses you.
#Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980
@wohali his mother hated him! #Monsterdon
Yes. We call that god... "God". I have prayed for a very small flashback. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
@gblues *disco music starts #Monsterdon
And so Hawk, we meet at last, for the first time for the last time. You are by brother's cousin's uncle's former roommate.
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#monsterdon I am not watching this movie but I am thinking if y'all had *hastagged* #sillystring it would make the top whatever.
@CactuarJoe sharing the brain cell again
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Jack Palance's right eye is a better actor than everyone else in this movie
Take if off, but take it of slow
"Take. Off. Your. Clothes."
Nah, I'll keep my sword. I don't even like those fuckers
So, the fake snow is supposed to be...? Magic?
#monsterdon
This is the most ridiculous and amazing thing I've seen on #Monsterdon in ages
"At my command they shall all be hung."
"Do you mean 'hanged'?"
"I know what I mean!"
#Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
"You. Always you."
That was an EPIC Snowglobe of Terror #Monsterdon
Voltan killed his father. No reaction.
Voltan kills his wife. No reaction.
Voltan kills his dwarf buddy. Now there will be REVENGE!
@combatwombat I was definitely enjoying this movie more when I was only listening to it and not watching it for the first 25 minutes
#monsterdon snow and lasers hell yeah!!!!!
@cd0 Pepperoni? #Monsterdon
Why is the sword's fist hilt sometimes empty & sometimes has a green gem #Monsterdon
EE-oo-ee-ooooooo
This movie could have been a Runescape quest.
@Lazarou oh yes please
Throwing ten thousand super balls into the room before your ambush is a pretty good strategy.
"Green Warrior shot the Food".
everything about this is incredible
First silly string, now artificial snow
I wonder what else she's got in that gun
I was like "those are ufo sounds this is Fantasy AND SciFi!!!"
UNLEASH ONE ENTIRE DAVE AND BUSTERS ON 'EM
that's a lot of superballs all at once
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FOAM PARTY!!!
Sad I have to miss the movie tonight
Happy that Iβve seen it so many times I can follow along with the comments anyway
Jack Palance is having an absolute blast in this movie. I feel like he's just cutting loose here, acting like an absolute maniac and throwing accents around right, left and centre.
GLow in the dark superball attack!
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I mean, you need this in every movie #monsterdon
Spaghetti spitfire weapon FTW. #monsterdon
Deus ex silly string.
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I really expected a dart to come out of that reed, not half a ton of silly string. Fair point to you movie for catching me completely off guard.