I've been in woodland zones like this at festivals, usually very chilled, I like it

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@diazona welll I can't really fav that, but assume I clicked on something there #Monsterdon

Why are so many Conan-a-likes overly pervy? Not just the villains, but the main characters like Dar.
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ferret perverts

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You get to hear what the animals are thinking but you also feel their pain and the crimes of Humanity against them

Tough

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"Fuck you Human!"

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Every fourth animal shot I am filled with concern. WET FERRET CONCERN
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This is like my wife running around hitting rocks with my favorite kitchen knife. #monsterdon

This music lifts _so_ much from the Battlestar Galactica Colonial Anthem, what the fuck

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Terrible form ⚔

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The second unit filming location shots is the best part of the movie.
Wait is the music ripping off Conan now?
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Avadar

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The Eagle is still saying "Fuck you Human", it follows him throughout the movie, just saying that to him...

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@diazona A rook-ie move! ... is this thing on? #Monsterdon

TIL silly string was invented in 1972 and marketed soon after. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980

@Lazarou @diazona Yeah this movie feels better directed so far, but lacks the weird wonderful synth flute soundtrack.
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He got the Bear necessities.

I still don't understand the point of stilt houses. They're on a plain, it probably doesn't flood.

They listed the dog's name as TODO but never got around to naming him. Somehow can drag a grown-ass man around. RIP.

And now: WARDUKE®, as seen in D&D® Action Figures!

Killing a man with his own arrow is pretty good.

WARDUKE®'s men are lazy, they only implaed about half these corpses. Be more thorough!

Quest voiceover given.

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Can’t he use his magical oxen powers to heal todo?

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Now alot of people are on point. *rimshot*
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The camera and lighting guys were on point
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Figures out what the Eagle is saying and it's "Fuck you Human"

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Damn good dog acting. And a nice fake arrow prop.
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@Lazarou Helpers! We really don't deserve them! #Monsterdon

@saucerlost Conan the Librarian? #Monsterdon

@Terencio I see what you did there! #monsterdon

poor old guy didn't even get a swipe...

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Does Beastmaster chew his cud?

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I've seen Grizzy Man, you don't fuck with bears!

Not without a rocket launcher, obviously

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oh wow, thats a bad day. The local old guy shoot his hat off with a blade and then hes mauled by a bear

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@strangefour Someone on Ebay has the CD for $80 so I think I'll settle for streaming. 😬

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Voltan didn't get out enough. If he had networked with other evil in the genera he'd have had perspective on his own self perceptions.
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Stay up for the double feature and see a baby branded!

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"Does The Ox Die?"

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Okay, but that's some old real dark magic kind of shit there. Wow.

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Surrogate mother cow? Okay sure. That's magical.
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If you didn't get enough #Monsterdon and near San Francisco…

Big thanks to @Taweret for this shining (glowing?) example of a Sword & Sorcery fluff film. Brings back the memories, it does.

No Coffee (duh), no smoking (also kinda duh, though Gandalf in another realm does like his pipe-weed).

Amazing lack of blood, gore or viscera. Amazing amount of very dry reading of lines. The bad guys mostly died, but so did most of the good guys.

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Oh yeah, thanks for hosting the movie @Taweret It was nice to have a mostly good movie this time. Good for Monsterdon anyway.
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That's fanatics for you, always throwing their minions under the cart

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@MatthewTitus88 Not at all, there was no falsification of identity.

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Fun cartoon hawk. It was downhill after that 😋. Thanks @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for a riotous, but by-the-numbers D&D #Monsterdon

Well, that was fun, and great job team - another movie successfully launched into space. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting!

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Is a crone still a crone if it's a young lady crone? #monsterdon

I had a Beastmaster poster as a kid. It game me nightmares. or maybe I just wasn't comfortable sleeping with a nearly naked Marc Singer staring at me.
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@_L1vY_ @Mallow @Taweret 🎉

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@moira You didn't count the eyepatch helmet as disguise? #monsterdon

@paco Starts loud drunk singing "More than a wOOOOMAAAAN more than a woman to meeee! 🎶 " #Monsterdon

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#monsterdon Don Coscarelli also did Phantasm... So this has me all over it.

The silly string gun is gonna be a classic #Monsterdon moment though

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"The producers wanted to make multiple sequels. In a 1980 interview, Marcel said, "I'll be going on a trip looking for locations for the next one. Whether ITC does it or not, we will be making Hawk the Destroyer in February [1981]". The film was never made, however."

womp-womp
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@diazona @strangefour I’m aware of Dimension 20 (among others). Honestly, I’m not impressed. They make every other DMs’ lives miserable because they can’t provide that level of entertainment.

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Okay, that was a movie. And now it's over. Just like almost everyone that was killed and then had more lines of dialogue, it took a very long time to die. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Beastmaster is the far better film #Monsterdon

@ramsey @strangefour counterpoint: Dimension 20

(although to be fair that's fun to watch because they put in a lot of effort to make it fun to watch, not because of anything inherent to D&D)

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Ooh are we all gonna get to make animal sounds along with the movie this time?

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I like how Hawk either influenced or was influenced by larp culture for a lot of the combat #Monsterdon #TheBeastmaster1982

Save us, Beastmaster!

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Nobody going for Hawk the 2-ah? Just me? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

I cannot stay up and watch #TheBeastmaster1982. I must go to bed. #Monsterdon

“Woman” deserved a better film. We all did. #Monsterdon

5 thumbs up! Or something like that. It was great! #HawkTheSlayer #Monsterdon
#Epic

So he did use the force on his sword again, but to no appreciable advantage over just, reaching over slightly and picking it up off the floor. #monsterdon
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#monsterdon This movie had more of a disco soundtrack and the sword fighting 'ting' sounds made me keep looking at my phone for messages. Here's what I'll do- I'll restart this one and cut over to beastmaster at 1:05, it'll be fine I'm sure

Well that was definitely #Monsterdon material.

Music did a lot of heavy lifting on that flick.

Night all!

Seems to me that the character was important enough to be named more than WOMAN.

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Dreadful. Dull. Bad music. Bad writing. Bad acting. Bad sound effects. Bad special effects. Mostly bad sets, if you can call random smoky woods sets.

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@strangefour Like, good D&D campaigns are only good to those who played them, not to everyone else who has to read/watch them.

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And the movie just kinda peters out. I can see why I didn't remember much about it; not even Jack Palance half-heartily chewing the scenery helped.

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"Ah well... who wants to work with Fat Old Baron anyway...?"

There is no good reason for a person like myself to have seen this more than once #Monsterdon

@emma City Slickers 2: The Legend of the Hunchback's Gold

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That abrupt ending didn't break a single #Monsterdon stereotype 😂

#Monsterdon altogether entertaining for what it was

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Credits roll, time to rave.

More of this! LOL Thanks, friends. #monsterdon

Also, please uplift my #Mutualaid ask pinned, with red flyer.

i'm just $1398 to go and I really need to get to a safer home.

Thanks, y'all.

Might stick around for the double.

Thanks @Taweret & the gang.

Curses upon Hawk the Slayer!

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OOEEOOEEOO!!!!

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2 Hawk 2 Slayer

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Awesome movie. Best so far this year.

"2nd Bit of rough in Tavern"

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Looking forward to voting on the next worst movie poll.

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to be continued in Ladyhawke

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whee! thanks y'all ✌🏼

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...aaaaand it ends with an animated hawk for no reason

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HAWK THE SLAYER (1980):

it's one of the movies of all time, but it does have a pretty great soundtrack

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At least we get more Electroswing Fantasy #Monsterdon

Oh no the emperor is going to ressurect Darth Helmet.
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we'll

meet again

don't know where

don't know wheeeeeeeeeeeeen

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Thank you #Monsterdon I think my bread is about ready to be looked at. Good time for a wee break...

I feel so bad for the Not Witch. That whisper-talk has to have been so hard on her vocal cords!!

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"When you get that look on your face"

What look, his face doesn't move

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HEAVY METAL HANDSHAKE

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#Monsterdon 👑 👬 💀 ⚔️🦅 😱
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The idea that this film would deserve a sequel.. WOW.
I guess there are many more foods to eat and spit out of your pieholes..

Gort follows his own path. As do I. My own, I mean. Not Gort's path. That would be weird. #Monsterdon

"Where will you go, Hawk?" "God willing, there will be a sequel. Or perhaps a TV series."

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Oh no, they kept it open for a sequel #monsterdon

Setting up a sequel? Surely there's not enough time for another battle.

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AAAHHHHH THE METAL SLAB HIT MY STOMACH LIGHTLY AAHHHHH

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They do realize that they never actually needed to steal that gold, right? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer