Stabbing your sword point-down into the stone floor isn't the best way to make sure the tip is stab-ready. #monsterdon

listening to this music is a bitter struggle against evil #Monsterdon

Is this a Sword I see before me? The Handle toward my hand?
Come, let me … clutch thee.

Cue soundtrack that somebody at least is having fun making.

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"We REALLY wanted Jethro Tull. Can you tell how much we wanted Jethro Tull? We wanted Jethro Tull."

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Wait, that was all before the title cards?

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I take it back. This Jetro Tull on bad acid music is all win. #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Music from the Dragonslayer rejected pile.
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can't stop thinking of the australian leprechaun commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCp7rZWpt5o

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Special guest appearances. What. #Monsterdon

These were Dark Times for Jack Palance #Monsterdon

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"Oh No...! He has been... Fisted !"

"And it's Green !"

Oh, that WAS Jack Palance. #Monsterdon

Hawk the Slayer? what a weird Sonic spinoff

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@malcircuit I'm closing my blinds then.

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(my laptop picked a very inconvenient time to disconnect from wifi)

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NGL, catchy theme.

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Yay! Jack Palance!

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Ohhhh, my. Getting very "Flash Gordon" vibes from all of this, and the era is spot on; maybe a year between them? Li'l more or less?

Goddamn, this is a Rankin/Bass-ass intro.

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This soundtrack slaps.

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@lorgonumputz https://hachyderm.io/@combatwombat/112312551440359443

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oh hell yeah more groovy whatever the hell this music is

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Chips Productions? Where is Eric Estrada?

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Morgan Sheppard?! Blank Reg! #Monsterdon

Hawk the Thread-er starts here

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VOLTAN! YOU WILL DIE whisper whisper whisper

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We have achieved both sword and sorcery, I assume that means the movie is over

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Disco!!!!

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#Monsterdon 👑 👬 💀 ⚔️🦅 😱
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Fist my bump. I mean sword.

[Hawk screeching]

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You know, this guy doesn't look so sad as someone who just lost its father.
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Well, you named your first child Voltan, what the hell did you think would happen?

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Is it good for a sword blade to hit it really hard point down on the stone floor?

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Oh god my ears

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Wait, he presented it "for Chips Productions?" does that mean this wasn't meant to escape the lab?

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if it's chips productions it should be gull the slayer

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Voltan relieves arthritis pain.

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so was that a hawk or an eagle sample? :blobcatgiggle:

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] --- (that was from Puck)

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the caption is 'mystical noise" and I was going to say "bad keyboard auto options from my childhood keyboard" but I guess I should take the captioner as the expert, right?

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#Monsterdon "take the all-spark"

Did he just stab his dad while vowing vengeance for his dad's death? #Monsterdon

"yeah i was with dad when he died, didn't have a will, but he told me to look at this rock and then it floated over to this hand which held it and i am pretty sure that means I get to inherit the sword. maybe you can have some of the gold foil on the walls or something" #monsterdon

Oh. Thanks movie! #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

#Monsterdon swearing revenge isn't heroic

I suppose it's better than a Mime Sword.

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This D&D campaign has a distinctly homebrew feel to it. But then, a lot of D&D in 1980 was homebrew.
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I'm expecting Max Von Sydow to appear at any moment now - Ming the Merciless needs to make a guest appearance about now #monsterdon

lol i was hoping the sword would punch him in the face

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I am not awake enough for all these new proper nouns about different glowy shit

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Are we going to get any movie titles or what? This could be Hawk the Anything. #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

The stiffest acting ever. #Monsterdon

@Crazypedia

No, a Mime Stone.

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Well, he's already got one up on that farm boy Luke Skywalker.

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I didn't have enough time and the scene didn't have enough light for me to clearly identify the type of horsie, or their color (black? Dark grey?) or even their mood but I love them and I wish I could pat them and give them the carrot!

#Monsterdon what powers does this sword have?

OK, that sword is ugly. You cannot convince me otherwise.

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Kind of wish I could participate in #monsterdon tonight, but I'm exhausted and need to set up my telescopes for tonight before I pass out

So Hawk gets the sword, leaves the place, his evil brother jumps him and takes the sword, end movie?

No?

Damn.

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This guy is like low-budget Christopher Lambert, but Christopher Lambert is already low-budget Christopher Lambert.

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@Crazypedia Mindstone #monsterdon

[mystical noise]
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Is that thing going to glow all the time? It's not good for stealth operations, is it?

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"I am COUNT FISTULA!"

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"Mine sword is now yours." Ah, Mindsword.

I think mis-hearing the lines is gonna be a thing tonight.

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As the hand Slowwwwwly turns..
These are the days of our lives...

That pommel should be 🖕️. #Monsterdon

Naming my new AI company The Mind Sword
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THE LOCH NAR

oops wrong movie

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#monsterdon okay I've seen this sword it was this week's cocktail topper

Okay, just stand there while we start the credits... yeah, like that, real still...
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Dad, maybe you could have told me all this before someone stabbed you? #Monsterdon

Well, good music for #Monsterdon, so it can't possibly be the worst one yet...

Can you like shoot light beams with the MindSword at full HP?

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Zestfully, Zesftully, Zestfully CLEAN!

You're not fully clean until you're MIND SWORD CLEAN!

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you think that's cool, i know a girl who can pull a sword out of her girlfriend

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🦖 MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIA THE SLAYER ⚔️

The "Mindsword" was an actual steel, fairly sharp sword which weighed roughly five pounds (2.2 kg). It could be used to kill someone in real life.

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The "mine" stone?
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The Mind Sword? Like a really bad headache?

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The goodbye head hug

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Elfin Minestone? Is Thanos in this?

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"Quick..! Take the pouch from my neck..."

"Father...! You have been... Teabagged...!"

wait, wait, wait, elfin mindstone? mindsword? is this some Terry Brooks Fred Saberhagen shit? #Monsterdon

@wohali ...Like Psylocke has?

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The F'in mind stone did you say?

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#Monsterdon should probably return that stone to the elves questioning hos this royal got ut

green eggs and hand

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Ohhhh that's why the pommel has a fist I thought it was just a silly detail like "this would look bitchin' "

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I like that some PA twisting the sword is presented as a dramatic special effect.
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Fisting jokes in 3.....2....

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Slime!

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Mind elfin` this stone for me my son?
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Wow. The script writer mad CHOICES.

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Glowing, levitating orbs. Loc-Nar? Didn't we just have this in Solarbabies?

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@Vanalope I’m pretty sure Palance is older than that dude.

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[Mystical Noise] #Monsterdon

... the MIND SWORD?!?!

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That's alot of specific instructions just to inherit a dang sword. Is this like a mideval authentication program?
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The pommel on that sword almost looks like an obscene gesture ("Faire le figue")

Almost.

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