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It's like someone mixed together Yes and ABBA.

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good lord this music is AMAZING

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Disco snake.....oooooooohhhhhh disco snake. #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

omigosh that python was being so friend-shaped!

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Cool snake. #Monsterdon

I can’t look. I think this is where Artax dies 😭😭😭😭

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snake boogie

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WATER SNAKE

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How do they know she's a witch? Does she weigh as much as a duck?
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From synth we have gone to a pan flute playing some wild west music?
The good the bad and the elfy.
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@dogwelder Bold of you to assume the title is in any way relevant to the content 😂

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Segues into Hawk's Theme

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Look out for snakes!

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"HIs name is... Hawk [two chords]"

"Do you have to say the two chords each time?"

"Nah"

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"He is called Hawk!" <orchestral fanfare>

"Uh, is the fanfare part of his name? Do I need to call him Sir Fanfare?"

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Nice python!

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Hawk's power flows from his mullet.

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He is called Hawk!

The Slayer?

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@wohali@timeloop.cafe If you like the matte, you should see the bailey!

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"He is called ... Hawk"

*cut to Avery Brooks* #Monsterdon

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This horsie has a big white blaze on his face and he is cute and goooood!

Oh, man, the subtitles on this are great. #monsterdon

You know, movie, the heroic theme song is best reserved for when the hero is actually....you know...doing something.

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This is mighty dramatic music for a guy slowly riding a horse.
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Oh yeah that's a hero intro.

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PROG WESTERN THEME! GO!

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[oo ee oo ee oo]

HAWK!

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He is called: GARY #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

NGL I actually do kinda dig the music in this movie

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“There are some who call him…Hawk!”

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Zoikes, Scoob! Like, that's a really creepy castle!

Reah, reah. Ruh roh.

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#Monsterdon what dark years? Are we gonna get real worldbuilding?

The sets are well done at least.

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there is one...

who will bring balance to the force?

(no, wait.)

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@Binder

Voltan the grey?

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"During those dark years"? Are these not still dark years?

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That’s part of the name of the movie! #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Drop some dry ice in the stream, and drape a snake over there. PERFECT.
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@dogwelder It was a nice painting.

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Hawk the Slayer (1980) #Watching #Monsterdon https://letterboxd.com/imdb/tt0080846

Which dark years? What has been happening in this world? #Monsterdon

Init he a maester?

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He-Man?

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"Feed him, let him rest,

...and then we STRIKE!"

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i dunno she seems pretty sus to me

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Oh man, the painted scenery. 🙄 #Monsterdon

My lord! Look! A blessing of more matte paintings!
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He's called BAWK.

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Filmed in Canada I guess.

Because smoke.

At times I’m too subtle.

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Nothing says "evil sword master" quite like emphatically slicing a loaf of bread for the nuns

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#Monsterdon a quest!

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding through the night ...

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I’ll sadly have to catch up with a #monsterdon viewing over lunch tomorrow. I hope everyone enjoys tonight’s shitshow, I can’t wait to read all the toots, and as always have a safe and fun week!

He's stepped into a Vaughn Bode painting. #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

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That matte painting did not fool me..

The other matte painting was better. #Monsterdon

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"For the Love which is Freely given... and Joyfully received..."

"Oh Newt...! Bad Newt! You have turned on the Grail Shaped beacon again."

"She must be Spanked !"
"...and then me...!"
"...and then me...!"

Is he talking about Batman?
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well at least we know who the villain is #Monsterdon

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Sweet little bay horsie with a star and stripe and a fuzzy fuzzy forelock looook!

I think he’s riding to the Knights Who Say Ni, now.

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"You are a warrior, tell us what to do."

Start by not getting stabbed.

Oh sure make the wounded guy ride off & ask your boss for money. #Monsterdon

oh man, church is going to have to have a dance competition
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The Church does not negotiate with terrorists.

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😄 Well, I may not have to deal with him for long, huh?

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I'd ask if that knife throw was supposed to be magic but I know better.

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“I’m thirty-seven!”

“What?”

“I’m thirty-seven. I'm not old!”

“Well, I couldn’t very well just call you ‘woman.’”

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…if not…we're making sandwiches?

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Meanwhile, in a painting of a castle...
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Now do what I say, or I shall slice the WHOLE LOAF.

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Only one course of action here

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Best thing since sliced bread, that sword move. #monsterdon

i am a SANDWICH ARTIST

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Did this asshole slap a nun? LMBO!!

He going to hell! #Monsterdon

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he killed that hamburger bun!

His threat is bun slicing?

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What? He's going to ransom a nun back to the church? That's incredible. #Monsterdon

They went to all that trouble to heal that guy.

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Calling a lady an old woman is not an effective way to make friends or influence people #Monsterdon

Dangit! We just made progress with him. Back to square one sisters!

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Ominous Darth Vader music missing!

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I get Voltan wears the helmet presumably to hide his "Melody-afflicted" flesh. But it also makes him look like an NPC

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#Monsterdon purpose will be to lure his brother right?

A very sassy sister #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh wow Jason Alexander as Bruce Willis as This Guy Right Here

Well the cab situation didn't quite work out (I don't know why he took me by local streets). I'm gonna jump ahead 11 minutes to be current. I'm sure I missed some critical backstory narration. #monsterdon

Voltan gets a little bit Genghis Khan.

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If not I will SLICE MORE BREAD!
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We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us.

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"My son Drogo speaks the truth. Believe it... or not."
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"If not" slices bread in dramatic way... Oh... You don't like our bread? #Monsterdon

drogo? is there any part of this movie that is not 100% on point?

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Voltan?

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I love the Sisterhood of the Vaguely Catholic Religion

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Oh no! Not the nuns!

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Why are you carrying your sword like that? #Monsterdon