Recovering Iron Pencil Statue :lapis: :big_challenges:
lapis@elekk.xyz
I'm sorry but at some point those arrow shooting SFX became comical.
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
Okay that was kind of cool. #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Mjack
Mjack@petrous.vislae.town
OH MY LORD #Monsterdon
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
💀🤖Ghost Robot Enb-BOO Xero🤖💀
xerozohar@retro.pizza
oh no
i can't with that "auto" crossbow cutting
pngwen
pngwen@techhub.social
Like most D&D parties, they are essentially a roving band of murderers.
Neia masks
neia@zoner.work
Sufficient for my caws? Because he's got Crow in his party? Ehhh?
Forget it, no appreciation for fine art here
#Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Yes, *that* dawn person
thatdawnperson@toot.cat
The nuns won’t mind all the murdering, eh? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
AmyFou 🕊️
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon 👑 👬 💀 ⚔️🦅 😱
machine xbow ftw
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
"It's no jest."
Seriously, he hasn't got the emotional range for that. #Monsterdon
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
sir, I can barely understand what you're saying
ᗷᗩᑎᗪYᗯIᒪᒪOᗯ
bandywillow@mastoart.social
Oh boy, a helium filled mace #monsterdon
Sailor Anarres
UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social
#Monsterdon staring again
💀🤖Ghost Robot Enb-BOO Xero🤖💀
xerozohar@retro.pizza
@CactuarJoe WHER WO MUN
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz
#monsterdon haha yeah, I'm the guy at the Ren faire who spits beer all over himself and yells WELCOME!, photos are $5
saucerlost
Sped is the man to see for nude dudes
Judgment Dave of the Dead
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
“No. More disgusting! Get me someone MORE disgusting.” - The Director.
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
[OO-EE-OO-EE-OO-EE-OO]
greetings
pngwen
pngwen@techhub.social
Wait, was the guy in the brimmed hat in "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"?
Recovering Iron Pencil Statue :lapis: :big_challenges:
lapis@elekk.xyz
Brother don't we ALL need 2000 gold pieces?
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
They're manhandling Eminem. #Monsterdon
Sam Levine
SRLevine@neuromatch.social
@srol From what I know (fairly limited) reloading takes a significant amount of time, actually far more than a regular bow & arrow to fully crank it back to re-set. However it has incredibly more power than a regular bow, like I think a strong one could maybe go through typical armor?
Sailor Anarres
UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social
#Monsterdon hate making disabled character evil
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0
Are we sure the british are capable of making comedy?
#monsterdon
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
CAN I INTEREST YOU IN ANY PILLSBURY DOUGHBOYS
RED (Shining Corundum):fire_t:
thraeryn@masto.hackers.town
I've never seen so many synth players tied to the same rope at the same time
🎃 David Z Pumpkins 🎃
diazona@techhub.social
yup definitely about to turn into a porno
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
Women are an endangered species on this plane. #Monsterdon
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
Naked dudes #Monsterdon
SpookJ 👻
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
I did kinda enjoy the holy chicken gag. It could have been acted better but, well, we're watching *this* movie and not the one I'm imagining
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
Movie no. You are already starting to get boring. Don't be gross too.
#Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Dogwelder
dogwelder@jorts.horse
MOM! I got a part in a sword & socery film! I'm playing "fourth guy tied up wearing a diaper."
#monsterdon
#hawktheslayer
AmyFou 🕊️
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon 👑 👬 💀 ⚔️🦅 😱
all eating in this movie is completely disgusting
Clara 🏳️⚧️
rallias@hax.social
How do you even eat that messily?
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
someone _demanded_ that extended food joke scene stay in. as badly as it trainwrecks the pacing, as flat as it falls, as completely as every line in it fails to work, someone _insisted_ it had to stay. literally _every_ editor involved had to have said "this needs cut," and yet, it's still here
_someone insisted that scene stay_, and they need to be punished
Dan :tux:
WastelandWandrr@freeradical.zone
They picked the most charismatic to lead this party... Until the time he opened his mouth!
#monsterdon #hawktheslayer
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
Hawk reading his lines sounds like Al Gore reading lines.
Violinknitter
Violinknitter@wandering.shop
Ewww, that was a drool take #Monsterdon
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
wait is God the son or the father here? this abbot's got some...uh...
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
imagine if they had had enough microphones for all the actors in every scene
Srol
srol@mellified.men
I completely lost track about why we were fighting over that rubbery roasted squab
jammerb :twit:
jammerb@twit.social
Mr Creosote?
rebeld 🇨🇦
rebeld@cosocial.ca
Jonathan Lamothe
me@social.jlamothe.net
Wait, what happened to the "no ransom" policy? I guess it's okay if it's someone else footing the bill. I mean, it's a religious organization, so I guess it checks out. 🙃 #monsterdon
Judgment Dave of the Dead
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
You’re supposed to say “I hate rabbits” when that happens. It makes the smoke go in another direction. So the story goes.
Violinknitter
Violinknitter@wandering.shop
Your son is God? I didn’t realize Mary was in this movie!!! #Monsterdon
ᗷᗩᑎᗪYᗯIᒪᒪOᗯ
bandywillow@mastoart.social
My mind is sorely troubled too, sister #monsterdon
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
Ranulf the blasphemous. #Monsterdon
Softwarewolf
faoluin@chitter.xyz
Okay the holy food bit was good and silly. Could have just made a sketch out of that and called it a day.
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
Voltan lay away plan
Sailor Anarres
UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social
#Monsterdon dies voltan seem reasonable?
Andrew Golding
huronbikes@cyberplace.social
He's going to eat every fucking chicken in this place
#monsterdon
Recovering Iron Pencil Statue :lapis: :big_challenges:
lapis@elekk.xyz
I kinda want to see Real!Baldin just like, go full Archie-Comics Jughead and just INHALE a burger
raptop (𒀯 𒄷 𒄈𒀭𒁇)
Newpa_Hasai
It's *fine*, it'll just taste like burning.
🎃 David Z Pumpkins 🎃
diazona@techhub.social
"Holy food has a flavor that some find not to their liking"
I really hope he just made that up to get a free chicken
ƒ: 🪿️→ ℝ
emma@orbital.horse
#monsterdon Important flashback, but was fridging the girlfriend necessary?
Srol
srol@mellified.men
I didn't live in crossbow times and I'm not a historical expert. I don't know how effective it was or wasn't as a weapon in hand-to-hand combat. But I suppose the truth is slightly more complicated than the fantasy glock it comes across as in Hollywood films.
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
Okay. I like the dwarf now.
Andrew Golding
huronbikes@cyberplace.social
Holy food? like it has spice?
#monsterdon
Sailor Anarres
UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social
#Monsterdon is this "giant" not "smart"
Mister Softie :dp_knife:
whiskeysailor@reefahoy.boats
What are we doing here?
#monsterdon
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
Meanwhile on Black Adder.
#Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
That's true, I don't like angel food cake because it's holy food. #Monsterdon
Crazypedia won't Comply 🧿
Crazypedia@mypocketpals.online
does holy food taste better? worse? is it the lack of worms?
#Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#Monsterdon 👑 👬 💀 ⚔️🦅 😱
#HawkTheSlayer1980
Holy food?
Recovering Iron Pencil Statue :lapis: :big_challenges:
lapis@elekk.xyz
is the flavor gluten?
sean
sean@skj.social
Holy Christian Chicken Batman!
Mjack
Mjack@petrous.vislae.town
Don’t blame the movie this was before forced perspective was discovered by Peter Jackson
🎃 David Z Pumpkins 🎃
diazona@techhub.social
Totally capable of understanding kidnapping and murder, but lying crosses the line
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
TAKE DEEP SANDWICH BREATHS
jadebees
jadebees@sunny.garden
Cool! His ladylove is the one who put out the Big Bad's eye.
ᗷᗩᑎᗪYᗯIᒪᒪOᗯ
bandywillow@mastoart.social
Will someone at least apply some tomato sauce to these injuries? #monsterdon
"Miss Movie Masochist"
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
Holey food. 🕳️
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
And now for the food humor based portion of our feature.
#Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
rebeld 🇨🇦
rebeld@cosocial.ca
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0
Ugh the nuns again.
#monsterdon
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
So this movie is like 24% flashback by volume?
#Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Andy L.
apLundell@timeloop.cafe
#monsterdon Isn't this is the same location the weird monks were killing the dwarf?
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
Almost knocked the fake arrow right off her back there Hawk. #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Softwarewolf
faoluin@chitter.xyz
Message for you sir
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
Recovering Iron Pencil Statue :lapis: :big_challenges:
lapis@elekk.xyz
I was not expecting lady love to do that but I was expecting her to bite it
Ysengrin Blackpaw 🔜 WPAFW
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
Flashback The Third! This one's the charm!
Mister Softie :dp_knife:
whiskeysailor@reefahoy.boats
Christ saved him!
#monsterdon
Vanalope
Vanalope@timeloop.cafe
Aaaaand another flashback.
Sailor Anarres
UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social
#Monsterdon apparently planned sequels feel through we need to push to move them forward
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
Okay so we have a 2 meter tall "giant", who's filmed like he's maybe 6'2" with thick boots.
And we have a "dwarf" who (according to the only site I can find info, in german) is 1.5 meters tall. But filmed like he's 5'5"
#Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Andrew Golding
huronbikes@cyberplace.social
THIS MUSIC. SO GOOD.
#monsterdon
Crazypedia won't Comply 🧿
Crazypedia@mypocketpals.online
You ever get campfire smoke in your eyes?
#Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980
Steggy
steggy@sunny.garden
Oh, right, the Church of Cabinberry
Peter Ries 🚲🌞
peterries@techhub.social
Holy moly! Is the Sorceress (played by Patricia Quinn) the same person who played Magenta in Rocky Horror?!?!!!
pngwen
pngwen@techhub.social
To caddonbury winde we then on to goon ye pilgrimages.
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
Face Torched #Monsterdon
🎃 David Z Pumpkins 🎃
diazona@techhub.social
Hey, she's out of his arms
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
oh! yeah! great job, ma'am!
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
Go Go Gadget anti-gravity sleeves.
Log 🪵
log@mastodon.sdf.org
The one thing this soundtrack has going for it is not having Eric Clapton on the extra-self-indulgent guitar. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
Mister Softie :dp_knife:
whiskeysailor@reefahoy.boats
Yeah, eat that scenery Jack!
#monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
i wouldn't book hawk's actor as a dancing banana in a fruit-of-the-loom commercial
🎃 David Z Pumpkins 🎃
diazona@techhub.social
"...men who are more than happy to meet our needs"
time for this to turn into a porno