#monsterdon show! us! the! face!!!!!

OK, nice zoom pull on the nun there, Camera Operator. You were too good for this movie.

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@log The MOU is next! #monsterdon #hawktheslayer

Excuse me sister, your table is Leeking. #Monsterdon

a Late Night eat-off.

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"Once I join my people" I will diminish and go int—

Oops. Sorry.

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Tonight on Taster's Choice Theatre #Monsterdon

I am loving this giant & dwarf chemistry. #Monsterdon

Does he have dice? IS THIS ALL A D&D LARP SESSION?
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It's a 50-meter dash, it won't take long

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Are we still on handing over the gold? That deal is still on? Really? Read the battlefield, lady. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

everything is taking place in five acres of forest #Monsterdon

So, she betrays them because she's a twit, got it

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@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net They were killing off Voltan's troops so the battle at the abbey would be more in their favor, I think

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(sorry I'm running out of Western titles I know of)

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don't eat the food it has drugs and maybe gluten

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Classic. It's always the nuns. #monsterdon

the end cannot justify the beans

i don't care how hungry you were

open a goddamn window or i'm going to throw you out one

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Sister Chuck Schumer #Monsterdon

The elf did the same jump in that fight sequence FOUR TIMES.

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"Then tomorrow will be the judge of my actions"

Yup, pretty sure that's what's going to happen. #Monsterdon

Is it me or are all of the nuns relatively young and attractive? Like shouldn't there be a bit more of a range in age and appearance?

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#Monsterdon the end cannot justify the means except for every religions myths constantly

Oh God, not another food joke, I hope.

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Hollywood has shifted since this movie from "use editing to make it look like someone is firing a lot of arrows" to "have someone fire a lot of arrows and use editing to make it look like they're hitting anybody"

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Yeah, nun. Run away and hide #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon called it

The Abbey is where we will have
THE FINAL SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

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guys psst I think the nun is betraying you

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WOMAN WE NEED THE USE OF YOUR MAGIC

Also if the whispery lady had an asmr channel I would be watching every video

wtf was that battle scene

shortest climactic battle scene I've ever seen

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If youre gonna slit her throat, the neck is higher up Jack.

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@cherizilla@retro.pizza Because the director was trying to make Fantasy Star Wars?

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#Monsterdon calling nun betraying them for peace

Inexplicable wimpy dolly zoom

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Sister Monica has a touch of the dark lord in her. #Monsterdon

Oh sure Crow looks cool but he’s on level away from the demi-human level cap #Monsterdon

i'd love to watch this in a theatre but with a live band playing the soundtrack

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#Monsterdon terrible camp was overrun super easy

The raw emotional power. #monsterdon

I see we've added #ElfMontage to the #HorseMontage

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“Her throat will be slit”

Knife is nowhere near her throat

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It's nice when brothers can spend a moment together like that. #Monsterdon

Well, using so much fog you can't see anything is one way to save on fight choreography.

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What if we use the same jump and make it a loop?
Brilliant!
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Get rescued from being burned at the stake for pig-based malfeasance ONE TIME and you're on the hook forever

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@trixter Yes, but no. Kyle as the elf!
He'd be awkward in an interesting way.
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@trixter Hawk Peaks

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There's only enough room in the budget to shoot one arrow. Better reuse it.

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I'm guessing this a magical fog that only blinds the bad guys.

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Oh yes this is a smart cinematographic decision: drop smoke bombs right before your climactic battle

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Sure. Cool stuff is happening. We'll have to take your word for it movie. #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

It’s a good thing Hawk has a lot of help because he’s not the sharpest sword in the sword barrel #Monsterdon

@xerozohar 😆

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I don’t think this is the worst movie we've watched this year, but it comes really close.

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Chimes at Midnight, it ain't

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@CactuarJoe

Hear her roar.

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I guess they borrowed the witch for air support?

Or to program the synths?

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Action sequence in complete fog.

Awesome.

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#monsterdon Woman, we need the use of your magic. Bring the Coffee, ya wench! COFFEE... How hard is it to get COFFEE… The craft services table is just over there, dag-nabbit!

Are we sure this isn't really a Western?

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Full auto bow, FTW.

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Some crazy editing in these battle sequences.

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Amazing fight choreography under this fog (I'm assuming) #Monsterdon

You're literally sending away the... oh he's back already. Never mind. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Were they supposed to leave all those takes in there like that?

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Can the subitles just SAY "Epic Music" I mean the music IS p good but it sort of feels like patting yourself on the back when the music hadn't yet played

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AZIZ, TOO MUCH FOG

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This is seriously Standing And Staring: The Movie

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Yeah, there's one female party member and her name is Woman. #Monsterdon

I love this movie's use of RGB lighting ​:ravemonkey:​

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Wooo practical effects AND post production edits. #Monsterdon

Smoke Gummies Attack!

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What is this slow motion running scene through the woods.. at least something was happening, I guess.

I like how the elf just rearms his bow without drawing anything from the quiver.

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The elf is a robot. he runs at Million Dollar Man film speed.
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Apparently he's the six million dollar elf.

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does the witch ever get a name, or like what?

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woman

please let me explain

we need the use of your magic

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Voltan's alignment is stupid evil. Also he doesn't seem to have much of an army. Just one guy who made a deal with some minor evil power for petty reasons.

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It took people longer to die back when... whenever this is supposed to be. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

THE MILLION-DOLLAR ELF #Monsterdon

Hawkforgiven

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elf boogie [ballad]

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The brothers' names are not thematically consistent. Hawk and Voltan? One's a bird, the other's a Transformer

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Is that Tim the Enchanter?
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May the odds always be in your favor.
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Wasps! There we go. Voltan the Wasp. They bug me, too. #Monsterdon #HawktheSlayer1980

Sounds like someones never had to deal with a bunch of wasps.
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y'know if you are being stung by wasps the actual smart thing to do is run away

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Pretty sure Jack's Star was the horsie whose legs we saw at the beginning of the movie, right? Different from that other guy's Star of the fuzzy fuzzy forelock

The six million dollar elf. #Monsterdon

Fuck! Hawk just can’t read his lines at all. All I can hear is Al Gore!

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One man, on a horse, 30 meters bearing 226 closing fast.
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woah, foley guy woke up!

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Oh his fiance was killed right before his dad was. Man Hawk had a few really shitty days in a row.
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@xerozohar I'm trying to figure out what hawk knife means.... oh you meant to do that! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

oh yeah. a single framer-grade 2x4 will make a _great_ barricade

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She's still dying in the flashback?? #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

@neia @CactuarJoe Real Boomer parenting energy there.

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