#Monsterdon should have ended with voltan winning and killing the heroes while they are unconscious would have been a memorable movie
@Crazypedia Oh no! They never try fire! #Monsterdon
The fuck kinda gun is that
The witch has a blow pipe which fires ... silly string. #Monsterdon
silly string shotgun? sure whatever
Silly string from a gun? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980
So they have, guns?
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#monsterdon SHOW US THE FACE
Wtf silly string?
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He got green slimed!
Silly string. Right.
I will defeat them with my witchy silly string!
silly string????????? #monsterdon
OH MY GOD SHE SLIMED HIM! #Monsterdon
SILLY STRING!
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Silly string?
death by silly string
Silly string! YES!
Silly string
I'm sorry, WHAT #Monsterdon
Plank in a second role? Dang, _here's_ some acting!
Oo, they've broken out the piano wire. #Monsterdon
Alright, imma just say it: calling the guy playing Hawk an "actor" is⦠let's say inaccurate.
@bandywillow well, at least no nece - celery! #Monsterdon
huh maybe we tie up the "you will die by my hand" magical warrior guy a little more oh well it's time for dinner #monsterdon
Magic lady is here!
THANK GOD YOU"RE HERE, THE SILLY STRING AVENGER!
I think they sold this set to the folks making the Beastmaster movie #monsterdon
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I am very confused by this why did Voltan have to run away?
Refreshments before the torture!
ok that was a pretty good counter with a kick in the face
@pngwen Bonfire of the Miami Manatees!? #Monsterdon
show me zoltan's Weird Face and wrap this thing up already
π΅Doctor my eye!
It's not even that much gold. Is this aiming for being a fantasy Fargo?
Backloaded all the emotion of the movie there, Hawk
So this is somehow this is all a woman's fault in the eyes of the bad guy.
Not the dwarf!
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So, what's Jack want the money for anyway? I thought he wanted some kind of key for a mystical tower. #Monsterdon
GOT IM
slay, slew, slain
Example sentences:
Watch this film slay my will to live.
Hawk the Slayer slew my expectations of a fun movie.
All those responsible for this film lie slain after we got our hands on them.
Just when you thought trolling was new #Monsterdon
SEEE How they GLOOOO-OOOOOW!
Damn, this dude is racist about dwarves? #Monsterdon
You heard it here first, folks. Morgan Sheppard played Second Life
#monsterdon ohhhhh he STOLE his son. That makes sense
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Eating and spitting: the movie.
I just realized everyone talking about βCurlyβs goldβ is referencing City Slickers. Yeah, Iβm a little slow.
@paco He'd be less tired if he rested 10 ms between shots. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
"Fetch me fire!" & the guy just stands there holding a torch like he can't hear. #Monsterdon
Curse you and your sudden, but inevitable betrayal.
#Monsterdon racist villian
oh, back-hand slap!
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yet again betrayed by just vote liberals seeking to avoid conflict #monsterdon
It's gonna be really funny if this ends with the abbess starving to death because they took care of the Voltron guy but didn't find out where the abbess is
Nun slipped him a Mickey Finn.
@ramsey Or the Hawk
@xerozohar The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the fewβ¦
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is the simple past of 'slay' really 'slew'? I feel like it should be 'slayed'?
wait so drogo wasn't even his son actually...? #monsterdon
βExcellent.β Glug glug glug. Drop. #Monsterdon
Slow and painful. Hey, that counts as a movie self reference, yes?
For just being used in a stabbing, that's a very clean dagger. Nun go away.
I'm starting to think you can't trust this Voltan guy.
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wait did the traitor nun just disappear
No one bleeds in this film. They get stabbed. No blood.
"Unfortunately... I lied. Believe it or... well you know the rest."
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Usually in movies when someone talks this much about how messed up their face is, it turns out to just be some medium acne.
I'm sure this would be menacing if I could hear what the fuck you were saying
Why does that sword look so plastic-y?
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I don't think that was electrolyte powder. #Monsterdon #hawktheslayer1980
OH HOW SHOCKING HOW SURPR-- yeah no shit #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon very unsatisfying Victory
Wow, she didn't even live long enough to see how her actions will be judged tomorrow. #Monsterdon
Crow and Hawk sounded totally stoned through that whole scene. Dude.
curse your sudden by inevitable betrayal
Out like a light and didn't even break the cup.
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also that was a very large mug
@socketwench The eyes have it! --dad #Monsterdon
@amyfou ummmm, this movie has everything #monsterdon
the giant is a lightweight
You could have at least given him a pillow
The dynamic between the dwarf and giant is the only good part of this movie.
Now that's A FIRE!
- Uncle Gus, probably
@xerozohar @CactuarJoe "Well all the white people?!" #WrongQuote #WrongMovie #Monsterdon
OO, BEER, GIMME #Monsterdon
Okay. So, that scene between dude and dwarf splitting the food was endearing. But it was the only endearing scene in the entire film.
The dwarf and the giant should run away from this movie and become a crime-solving duo
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I love a good "munching on bread" scene...
We could be watching the Odyssey right now?
But with the drive and all the trailers that would be a 5 hour project and this is barely over 90 minutes.
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#monsterdon show! us! the! face!!!!!