You're going to stab that guy through the heart ... of his steel breast plate? Okee dokee #Monsterdon

All I want for Christmas is yoooooou

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@Louisa They're killing him for PATHOS.

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Can someone just die already in a way that will end the film?

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Volton and The Last Crusade

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I think the elf was wearing penny loafers?

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How is this movie not over yet??
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Jack like "Day 17, wandered into the scene and they kept it." #Monsterdon

Did they kill the elf off camera? #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Some really strange choices on fight sound effects.

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Subtitles: [Fighting and shouting]

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Silly string and fireworks, apparently all you need to be a witch is fifty bucks at a party city.

I recommend closing your eyes and just listening to the action. The sound effects are grand. weeooweeooweeoo pewpewpew pling. #monsterdon

Cool it with the firecrackers, lady. Warn a person next time!!!!

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XD XD Jack hops in the scene like, "Oops, forgot I was supposed to club this guy, sorry mister director!" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon if I don't see this fuckin face, guys

"Sweet little lady..." (lets her fall to the floor like a sack of potatoes)

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I just don’t know what’s going on.

Was there a love story hidden in the background between dude and nun?

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Guess we're stabbing nuns.
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More budget for smoke and soap bubbles than fight scenes

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You know....I think....our heroes...kinda....suck.

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Whoops, botched the ambush #Monsterdon

Again the distraction is covering up all the action. #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

and a whoopee cushion

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Fantasy equivalent of a breach and clear?

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One does not simply watch a climactic battle scene

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Glowy super balls now. They must have cleaned out the entire Spencer's. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

They needed THAT scene in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Or that scene in Hawk #monsterdon

God I hope the witch has a banana peel for someone to slip on

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really hoping that’s not asbestos #Monsterdon

I got distracted by some job stuff for a moment and holy shit what is even happening, there's confetti and more disco?

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I can hardly see anything in this blizzard.

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Which magical domains does she specialize in?

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The sorcerer cast Cone of Cold!

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ANd that's how styrofoam was invented..
the end..

the finest special effects that $20 can buy you at Party City

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@bandywillow He was wobbling a bit. So they really covered an actor in pounds of silly string for however long the shoot took. #monsterdon

PARTY TIME

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CUE MUSIC!
CUE ACTION!
CUE...SNOW?!

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Neon ping-pong balls! Oh, no! #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980

@paco Schtay clovse to zee candles zee staires cause can be tweaterous (sorry) #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

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and now, funfetti!

Not even the decency to put some lens flare on this fiasco #Monsterdon

Styrofoam snow? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980

#Monsterdon wack magic powers

Superball attack!!! #Monsterdon

Oh, glow in the dark superballs. Why didn't she just say. #Monsterdon

Whirlpool of flying fire bolts to blind their eyes!

pew pew pew pew

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He doesn’t get the Viking pyre? Just the red cellophane? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon they're killing the dwarf for no reason? C'mon movie

Remember earlier in the movie when Hawk used the force to float his sword to him? Is that ever going to matter? #monsterdon
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magic arsenal of silly string, cherry bombs, and apparently a spinny carpet?

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ooooh, Fire Tornado spell, good entrance effect

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She went to the same magic school as the one some call “Tim.”

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look, it’s Witchy Death String, witches can’t be blamed for letting the patent expire #Monsterdon

PING PONG BALLS

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pew pew pew! #Monsterdon

Now powers.
Powders

Cocaine #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980

Glitterbomb pillow fight!

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"He awaits at the Gate of Death."

"Will he pick the lock...?"

Electric ping-pong balls!!!

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"How do we get back in the church?"

"As usual, I will do all the work for you"

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A... Wall of flying bar boats? #Monsterdon

@paco his bangs are so too short, Paco

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Nice album cover

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I worked in a State Park. I fugging HATE silly string. 😛

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Did they run out of budget to pay the cameraman? Just lay it on the ground and stand around oddly. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980

Director: Hawk, can you give us an emotion? Any emotion? No? Ok cut

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@Taweret Octaman RV moment

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Witches who are snitches lie in ditches.
Bitches.

I guess I'm not gonna get my buddy cop comedy now

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@LingLass Coast Guard's gonna get them for disposing of a body illegally! #Monsterdon

Is it not over yet?

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That was not a bad death scene. The post production dome is a bit much. #Monsterdon

oh nooo not what's-his-face

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#Monsterdon Silly string is deadly! And they give it to children 😬

Alas, Gimli, we barely knew ye

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He’s remarkably alert for a nearly dead dwarf #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980

Great. Who's going to eat food for the rest of the movie? #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Beast Wars did this better.

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This is WAAY more emotion than he showed when his father or his wife died. Maybe there was more going on with him and the dwarf than we know...

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Well, that was an efficient death scene

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What is this is am hearing about silly string

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"Even my powers cannot save him"

Yeah, you're a Wizard not a Cleric. Class restrictions and all that. #Monsterdon

noooooo not the dorf

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#monsterdon pretty handy for the good guys that he keeps having to run away to the phantom zone for his evilface acid peels

Okay I get that this is very sad and serious but the nickelodien sliming a scene earlier took away from the gravity of this

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that loud bang and no one awaked?
And he let she talking alone? Rude!
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#Monsterdon terrible death acting

Back to Standing and Staring, The Movie

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They.

Silly.

Stringed.

Him!

We have achieved peak #Monsterdon tonight.

OMG witchy Silly String! #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Silly string attack!

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Literally just went to WalMart & bought all the green silly string???? #Monsterdon

Is that silly string!! 😄 #Monsterdon

*whispers* hey, where did everyone go?

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Wait, are we doing revenge or greed? He's going to torture his hated brother so he gives up the hiding place of the gold? And then apologizes for the younger sib stuff? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

#Monsterdon should have ended with voltan winning and killing the heroes while they are unconscious would have been a memorable movie