Is that it? Is that all it took to kill him?

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Oh yes, you definitely look like someone grieving

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Voltron acts, Hawk just kinda ... stands dully.

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"At Hell's gates, I wait for thee"

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Body Blow...!
Body Blow...!
Body Blow...!
Body Blow...!

That didn't even cut through his armor. Get an axe. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

This is some real improv 101 swordfighting fellas

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fight ended by a single sword slash that didn't even get through the cloak #monsterdon

Killed him without getting a drop of blood on his “mind” sword.

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That gut slash didn't spill a drop of blood.

Neat trick.

FAKE! FAAAAAAKE!

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that DONG was the sound of his head hitting the floor on the set

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So is the ancient power just a rock that can make swords float

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And with that, he killed baconface.
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that was like kids playing swords in the backyard #Monsterdon

I really though they would had sparks to the sword exchange
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#Monsterdon good final words

The Phaaaaaantomm of the Opera is here, on the abbey floor

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@amyfou@lingo.lol They must've shared it with The Hunger

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That was for you @Louisa! #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

They put the smoke machine outside for this scene #monsterdon

hhhell!

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quick, throw him down the Death Star tube

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@YsengrinWolf yah I think we just saw Voltan being bludgeoned in the stomach

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Like Jack hasn't taken worse in the gut. #Monsterdon

FACE

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The power he dreamed of was the ability to pick up a sword without bending over.

I am the same age now as Jack Palance was during this movie. Why does he look so much older than me? Did he live off cigarettes and hard liquor?
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#monsterdon switchblade ankh/cross!!!! Lmao yes, YES

Someone get the sisters down while Palance is monolouging? #Monsterdon

Oh he did that Samurai thing where he didn't know he was dead until he fell over. #Monsterdon

Ok, the whole fight doesn't have to be in slo-mo, sheesh.
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Least convincing sword fight of all time.

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I just realized Hawk seems to be wearing leather trousers

@amyfou Hey, now. One Piece can do a lot with a tiny necklace sword. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Once again, there is no edge on those swords. You might bludgeon somebody to death, but not cut them.

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This music is trying hard to make this fight dramatic. #Monsterdon

Say your prayers!

No not THAT way!

ENOUGH with the Thoughts and Prayers! #Monsterdon

Everyone's in slo-mo except Palance, that's just as fast as he can go

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He's going to let him go on a bit longer, so he feels like he's doing well. You know, before he kills him. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980

Not exactly the Baal fight in the undercity, is it. #Monsterdon

Making this fight slo-mo is in no way making up for either actors complete lack of swordsmanship. #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Sword fight!!!

Ting

Ting

Ting

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swordfighting boogie

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HAWK
AAAAAAAAAH
savior of the universe

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#monsterdon I don't have vestments, were you talking to the nuns?

aaAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WATCH out

YOU MIGHT get WHAT you're AF-ter

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A *bit late* for this exposition!

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Jack Palance mugging will never get old.

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THE SILLY STRING HANDGONNE AAAAAH
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10,000 times have I dreamed of killing you slowly,,, painfully.
You and me both, pal..

This movie even has flashbacks!!!! #monsterdon

"OH SHIT I MISSED THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE I DON'T KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT" #Monsterdon

Did Jack just POG?
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And your vestment...
and your underwear....
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Nothing quite like *interrupting* a battle scene to do a monologue

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I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING FOR THE FAKE SNOW #Monsterdon

So glad he didn't have to take the 2 seconds to bend down and picking up the sword!
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the ugly cross pendant concealed the world's tiniest sword!

Hawk- stop beating up the senile old man!
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Was the vest established earlier as like Important? Like that fairytale of the woman whose head will fall off if she removes the ribbon from her neck?

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Lol good reverse playback. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980

Hawk has the power of God and Ren Faire on his side!

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How late seventies are those leather wristbands? #Monsterdon

May the schwartz be with you?
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#Monsterdon ...silly string!

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"When I give the word, you and all of your fiends Will Be Hung!

Now throw down your sword. And your vestments..."

"I never should have agreed to be an Altar Boy..."

Oo, magic sword reverses the film #Monsterdon

Flashback the Fifth

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[sensual pipe]

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Those nuns are awfully calm.

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I dare say Hawk could have done something to not let his archenemy walk behind him and point a sword at his back

Like, y'know, turning around

but nooooooooo

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#Monsterdon use the force hawk

are we about to be Saved

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he's praying in the name of gingerbread jesus

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no offense not!Baldin but Gort is not a name worth dying for

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@ramsey It would probably involve the verb cut? #JustSpitballin #MonsterDon

#Monsterdon oh magical item.givrn by dead girlfriend finally having relevance

Is it me or did the Elf have green blood?

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There’s a cross around his neck somewhere. I can’t think he’s removed it. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980

Gonna skewer his heart while he's wearing a breast plate eh?

Mmmmkay!

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CROSS SWITCHBLADE!
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I don't think there is enough drop to break their necks, so you'd be able to save them if you cut them down in a minute or so...

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Throw down your telekinetic dancing sword! #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

“Hawk, take off your vestment, and…just take off all your clothes.”

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And your wallet

And your other wallet

And your money belt

someone has to finance this picture, keep digging

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There must have been a practical effects shortage and they were just using whatever was left on the shelf.
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!!! why is his shirt cut off like that???

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"now undress...yes..."

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"Get nekkid, hawk"

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Gort. Hawk Gort
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I will say the Voltron guy does a lot of acting with the one eye we can see

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Jack wants you to get nekkid, Hawk. #Monsterdon

Is this when the cross saves him? I hope Jesus appears and starts kicking ass.

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I will now and forever be thinking about the whispery cleric lady

We doing the high noon showdown now? Couldn't you have done this in a flashback so as to preempt the rest of the movie? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

You're going to stab that guy through the heart ... of his steel breast plate? Okee dokee #Monsterdon

All I want for Christmas is yoooooou

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