You know I tend to think my writing is bad but then I watch movies like this

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That was awful.

Thanks I had fun. :)

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And now, "Hey, Beastermaster's On!" (HBO)
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Think of it not as sequel bait but as a movie that could have been twice as long and thankfully wasn't

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everybody for posting! On to the double feature!

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Up next on @miru@social.miyaku.media is The Beastmaster

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Actually I do recall some comic about a guy with superball powers...

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And they didn't even bother to credit the horsies or the donkey! Booooo.

Oh well - thank you @Taweret for hosting and @JoeWynne for trivia and also @cherizilla for making the monsterdon Mega Cards available!

Most importantly, thanks to all you #Monsterdonians for making it fun!

spending this week locked in a room writing HAWK BEARER OF THE MINDSWORD screenplay #Monsterdon

Well that was certainly a LOT of plot to squeeze into, what was it, 6.5 hours? No? Just 90 minutes? Whoa!

Thanks for hosting again @Taweret. I wish everyone a very fond OO-EE-OO-EE-OOO until next week.

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@Violinknitter Is that French? Preeety sure that's French! #Monsterdon

The "Customers Also Watched" ribbon after this is hilarious.

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@srol aka Hawk 2ah

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As the credits roll to the dulcet tones of DISCOOO SNAAAAAAAAKE we take our leave of Hawk the Slayer. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants! #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Thank you, @Taweret and everyone for the Mind Sword! #Monsterdon

And so ends another #Monsterdon with the cinema masterpiece, #HawkTheSlayer1980. Our thanks to @Taweret and all those who joined us today, and remember Monsterdoners: The hunchback will have something to say about this!

#monsterdon how dare you set up for a sequel!!!!!!!! Great movie all around

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Soundtrack available on Columbia Records and Tapes.

What? No sequel!?! #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980

Buckaroo Banzai didn't even get a sequel. And that had electric guitars in. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

They couldn't give them real swords, for they could cut themselves.
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gingerbread jesus isn't nearly as bland and dry as catholic jesus is all i'm saying

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No #MonsterdonBingo for me. :-(

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(DO DE DO DE DO)

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@xerozohar

After they transition?

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Thanks all for another fun #monsterdon  

The credits art looks like artsy diaper shit.

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#Monsterdon not a terrible movie but it couldn't have been that hard to vary the set pieces beyond forest and church and too much horse riding and too many hints of backstory with no grounding or explanation

So, a big floating translucent jawa?

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The adventures continue in Hawk the Slay2r

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The wizard will resurrect Jack Pallance for "City Slickers". #Monsterdon

And so they fucked off into the sequel that never got made.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

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I wonder if the south is a different woods or the same woods?
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The evil star wars jawa ghost takes away the soul of Darth Vader

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@ranjit @Louisa Yeah, or all his pain is on the inside, or something

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credits boogie

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Yes they are, because this is the end of a Monsterdon watch thread, Hawk the Slayer.
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@steggy That's not an elf that's a Vulcan?! #Monsterdon #TOSSatNight

And we're given a new quest and sequel bait!

-fin

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How did something that seemed so promising in theory end up so blah?

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No Hawks at all‽ Wow, talk about false advertisement!
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BEARER, HAWK, HAWK, REST

thanks @Taweret and @miru and everyone.

HAWK OUT

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No. No setting up sequels. You stop that right now. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

No. No. No. We do not want you to meet again.

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oh it was Roy Kinnear!

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#Monsterdon you just got hawked

Redrum!

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Follow your destiny? What destiny?

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"OO-EE-OO-EE-OO!" #monsterdon

Augh, one last EAR PIERCING SHRIEK D: D: #Monsterdon

and they fucked off... southwards #monsterdon

Please tell me there is a sequel

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They setting this up for a sequel?
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Someone gave Blaze and star a treato I think

These heroes were ridiculously overpowered

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@Louisa i was hoping it would turn out his face was fine and the wizard had been gaslighting him the whole time

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Is the wise woman the wizard, too? #Monsterdon

The giant really should have had a bigger horse.
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THE WIZARDS GATHER IN THE SOUTH
A SHADOW OVER MORDOR

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@Mjack I feel I shouldn't be seeing this... you know ... for privacy? Give em some pri... okay we don't want to see this! #MonsterDon

Well, that was dumb fun!
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Weird Face reveal, sequel bait, audience is tapping their watches. Stick a fork in it, this movie was over 10 minutes ago.

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Oh, look, they set up for a sequel... #monsterdon

so would I be wrong in assuming that Gort is just really short for a Giant?

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And Voltan's patron fucks off with him into.... somewhere

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"Where will you go now?"

Depends how the casting goes for the sequel. #Monsterdon

No we won't.

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NO! No more of the Dark One. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon his face is fine!!! Oh wait now it's beef jerky

Wait, what happened to Crow and Machine Gun guy?
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This wizard is a real upstanding character, eh. #monsterdon

How do we feel about killing our estranged brother who murdered our wife? Anything? No?

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OMG, are they trying to set up a sequel?

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A sequel? Oh, hell no!

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sequelbait?!

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Jack hits the road #Monsterdon

I gneuinely forgot about the wizard and thought they randomly included what is it the hopskinville goblin

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Then the wizard steals the only proof they had that they beat the bad guy. #Monsterdon

WHOAH HERE COME THE DALEKS

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Oh no a sequel? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980

Oh cool it's Moon Knight

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They left the elf behind? I know he wants to leave but #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980

The wizard is a jawa?

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JAWAS?!

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oh hey palpatine

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Is that a cryptid

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Giant misses his dwarf.
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All of these sword fights look so effortless. There's no challenge. There's no struggle. There's no journey. Just a smug puncheable face.

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it doesn't even matter if you know which character I'm talking about

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@JigmeDatse

Prop swords are rarely properly sharp, to prevent on-set accidents.

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Good old Blaze!

#monsterdon yes, get some good closeups so we can see the swords have no edges

I sHaLL wAit FoR you... AAAAHT THE gaTES OF hhhhhHHEEEEELL #Monsterdon

Yes it will.

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Is that it? Is that all it took to kill him?

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Oh yes, you definitely look like someone grieving

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Voltron acts, Hawk just kinda ... stands dully.

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"At Hell's gates, I wait for thee"

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