Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
SPACE BUTTHOLE MAKES ITSELF KNOWN
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Why does the security guy need to be the one working on the heavy dangerous equipment like fire?
Is he qualified?
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diazona@techhub.social
This looks like accurate Science
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
So... that guy is a zoanthrope?
Terencio
@diazona #monsterdon #WrongGuyver
I mean that alien beer gotta be better that wat they were drinking so far.
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
Bio Boosted Patent Pending
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
In its gaseous form, Nothing naturally expands to fill the entire movie #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
saucerlost
I love using a microscope in the dark; it's so romantic
Terencio
"OK, grad students! Dig away!"
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Mobile Suit Guyver 94 #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
We! Have! ~McGuyver!~ McGuffin!
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"I think our five years of hard work are about to pay off" we found a hot girl in red shorts #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
@fiend_unpleasant @CardboardRobot confirmed, they are also hot girl suppression glasses
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
@otheorange_tag I could swear I've seen a blog post or something showing that web searches for porn per capita are highest in Utah out of all 50 states
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
@RachelThornSub When youβve got a winning formula, you donβt mess with it.
#monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon #monstermiru
Raederle
raederle@masto.nu
I am so lost. I think aliens are going to invade but somethingβs already here or still here!?! #Monsterdon #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
Is this gonna be another one of those movies that verges on turning into a porno
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Wow, he's really sweaty. Did he get Utah Malaria?
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
@xerozohar yeah srsly that's what I thought
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Let me guess, just curious right?" bear-curious #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Is he the CIA mole in the team?
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
hnnnnn, Paramedic, what do Zoanoids taste like
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
I hope John Rhys Davies shows up to hunt these "bears"
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
I wonder if suit deactivation consists of shouting "Guyvoff!"
saucerlost
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
where, exactly, is the top of that tree?
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
I desperately hope that none of these Zoanoids is the rapper
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
Ultraman would have made short work of this Zoanoid
just sayin'
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
So the Guyver now uses Shazam mechanics
saucerlost
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
Oh good I'm glad she didn't just accept "I'll take care of the bear"
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
OK "Outlaws of Science" is an AMAZING name for something
a book series? I would read that book series
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
"I'm an Orphan! The Dig is my new home!"
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
And he still hasn't found what he's looking for...
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
He immersed himself in the Bud Dry #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
Hey. Can someone tell me which guy is head of security?
Heβs the guy with SECURITY on his head.
Terencio
Time for Tubby Bye Bye!
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
lol I was just about to say, this is the most security any archaeological dig has had ever, and then they did it for me
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
@arrjay That would be a neat name for a nightclub or something
Terencio
See, if they were social scientists, they'd be drinking better beer!
saucerlost
Starring David Hayter as Moussed Coif
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
the DRIVE for SCIENCE
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
@Lazarou yeah that checks out
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
Zoarcheology
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
But wait, woman, I am a man and I need to know!
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Sponsored by Bud Dry and the 1994 GMC Sierra Z71 #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Terencio
why doesn't he just turn Guyver and fly there or something?
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
@Lazarou I thought it's supposed to convey that the suit is taking over his body and killing people against his will
which was definitely not how it worked in the first movie to be fair
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
@cinebox hmm, that means it may be an alien invasion at the same time
I like this line of thought
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"This isn't going to work is it?" this whole sequel idea? Based on how it's going so far, no, probably not #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
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allanb
@otheorange_tag close enough. I can roll with that.
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
Porn star or Trump press secretary?
saucerlost
Oh I love Strange Brew
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
Utah? hnnnn, must be Mormonoids
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
@Lazarou I was gonna say neck boobs but that works too
saucerlost
I have such wonderful things to Guyver you
ππΏ J Riley πΏπ
ohiofi
He's 'bout to Guyv' out!
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
He was bitten by a very shy vampire #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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allanb
@diazona @springdiesel it's a gun?
ππΏ J Riley πΏπ
ohiofi
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
long-ass credits. Really is a metal gear! haha! funny
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Look at all those big names in the credits! That's an impressive font size #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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allanb
@diazona he's unfortunately developing a brand!
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
Coach Spore Diesel
springdiesel@spore.social
What the hell was his forehead ball bearing thing doing just now?
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
hnnnn, diagetic title drop.
saucerlost
Great album cover
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
@Lazarou I'm here for it
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allanb
darn I was kinda hoping our young security guard would make it and become part of the story
but no.
Terencio
gotta say, so far the combat's more "snappy"
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allanb
the dual steam face farts do what exactly?
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
Terencio
@fluffy #monsterdon #WrongGuyver
Ohh.. is that what it was... I was hoping it was resale value for consumers....
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allanb
rail kill #1!
Terencio
@diazona #monsterdon #WrongGuyver
They use alien technology to extract the plastic.
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Bandanas still there.
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
I like how they have a definitely 100% effective method for extracting plastic from things
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
The Year of Living Guyverly
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
"The Guyver's return on investment is 89%"
OK somebody has apparently learned not to take any of this seriously, I guess that's a good sign
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
ππΏ J Riley πΏπ
ohiofi
Oh man... Guyver: Dark Hero (1994) looks even worse
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
GUYVER 2
DORK HERO
saucerlost
saucerlost
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allanb
@crowbriarhexe At least it's fully Japanese