now it is truly a tokusatsu. They're filming it in a quarry. *nod nod*

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

Admittedly, this movie is a hell of a lot better than the last one, but it still sucks

#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

MY GUYVER SENSE IS TINGLING

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

"even more Guyver"

Miru jump-scare moment

I'm turning in for the night but y'all have fun

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

THE GUYVER 2: "what if we re-used some of those suits and made it way, *way* too long?"

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

CORI. I AM YOUR FATHER.

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

ughhhh forced romance subplots

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

oh us men were just you know, doing "guy stuff" by this here tree
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

I honestly didn't expect Guyver 2 to be better than Guyver 1

The fight choreography is better, at least

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

thanks all for a lovely night, and @miru for the triple(!) feature!

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdontriplefeature

anyway i'm sticking around for @miru 's extra streaming of the 86 ova, but thanks to @Taweret for hosting and everyone for the fun. :D

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

Boobs Of Fire!

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Guyver2Dark Hero1994

how come they didn't give us a lady Guyver? a Girlver. i mean she found another one...

#monsterdon #monsterMiru #monsterdonDoubleFeature

Kronos. Tempus. Gettit?

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

@allanb I would say "why would a corporation do that" but I've seen enough rebrandings to know better

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

oh lawd he throbbin'

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

they couldn't get the license to film that arcade machine's name

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

The 90's loved Elvis sightings

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyverdarkhero1994

Despite the, er, transformation sequence, I do appreciated Valcuria's version of the armor isn't overly sexualized.

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdontriplefeature

Zoa-toast: The early years

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

Well, I can clearly say I have seen enough Gyver films. There is even a 3rd one...

Thanks @ryan for hosting and everyone's awesome funny comments in
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

MacGyver!

And that's why you clean your PPE filters, kids

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

i am so bored of this music, gawd

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

...and then the space jellyfish jetted off to who knows where for who knows why #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

Not the one
Not the one.

[/Zathras]

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Guyver2Dark Hero1994

Asset reuse!

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

We have to destroy the ship. The audience isn't buying our chemistry

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Don't forget he had to jump off a giant cliff to get from the road to where they are now

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

Bio Boosted Bullshit

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

You don't have to do this!

You don't have to cock your gun again

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Yelling at each other across a giant forested valley seems inefficient

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

brought to you by GMC

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

what are they doin', making out in there?

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

Oh hey predator.

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

BROTHER. WE'RE THE BASTARD SONS OF BIG ZOALORD

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

The Z-Files

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

I like how whenever they find a weird alien artifact in a movie they always have a custom-fit foam liner for it in a briefcase

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

@paco "Open Sesame" working feels like something you'd see in the first movie.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Let's put our hazmat suit on directly in the breeze coming out of the alien orifice

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

BY THE POWER OF NECK NIPPLES, OPEN YE VESSEL

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

There was Another Kronos

We are Very Bad at investigating corporate holdings.

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

this is my Science Dress.

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

It's the Guyvercopter

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

*history channel guy* aliens

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

Morning Guyver can be uncomfortable

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

@xerozohar

Best way to deal with an invasive species: find out how tasty they are

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

"what are you doing in the camp?"
"eatin' a picanic basket, booboo!"

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

goofy foley returns

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

Always, always, always cock your gun. If you've already cocked it, cock it again.

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

"This is where you want to be, right? So be happy."

That's etched in stone above the gateway to Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Scientists don't need to know. We just need to get funding.

#monsterdon #WrongGuyver

MY NECK NIPPLES ARE TINGLING

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

guess you could say he's wearing some

metal gear?!

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

industrial aesthetic hideout zillow

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyverdarkhero1994

They dropped the "The" ?

It's just "Guyver: Dark Hero" ?

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyverdarkhero1994

ah, the long arduous journey through the desert of *checks notes* japan?

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdontriplefeature

ok I want a blow-drying shower

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdontriplefeature

Thanks again to Miru and everyone.

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Guyver2Dark Hero1994

Wow he blasted him with tits of fire!

#monsterdon #TheGuyver2 #miru #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

TITTY PHASERS ACTIVATE

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2

okay this death scene is a whole other level of over the top

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

You can't pick your parents

But you can pick the space fish trying to eat your space dad

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Have you tried hitting them with a microscope

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

Boobs of Steel

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

@crowbriarhexe

Planet Sedaka?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@diazona somebody please tell a story!

✊

#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

I hope this movie ends with the girl getting Girlvered.

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2

Surprised the crate wasn't labeled "Dy-no-mite!" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

@cptbutton I think that's a Guyver level 3 upgrade

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

Wait, Guyvering preserves your clothes now?

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Guyver2Dark Hero1994

Really never thought I'd see Solid Snake in mom jeans but here we are

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Yep, cars are still hypergolic with cliffs.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

I want to be friends with a fishman from outer space

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

You can take the guy out of the guyver, but you can't take the guyver out of the guy!

#monsterdon #WrongGuyver

now we have our female love interest to rescue
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

it's a walk-thru alien colonoscopy
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

@diazona It was very expensive, they had to change all their letterheads

#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

Kronos changed the spelling of its name since the first movie

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

@crowbriarhexe my god you're right

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

"It's not a real party if JIMMY WALKER isn't there!"

#monsterdon #WrongGuyver

5 years of being ignored by our colleagues, now we have found the first alien leather omnibus starship
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

y'all are trippin... she looks better with glasses ON

#monsterdon #WrongGuyver

Soft Corinthian leather #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

"did you just call my genus small?"

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

@allanb @klu9 #monsterdon #WrongGuyver

I was gonna make a joke about "exploring the caves" but I wanted to keep it classy.

@xerozohar

Must have been rejected by death...

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Guyver2Dark Hero1994

Aren't you dead?

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

"What are you men doing there? We heard a lot of cocking" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

Why not Zoanoidberg?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

Zoard F-150

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

crack the whip
show him the ropes

Umm, what kind of dig was this again?

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Guyver2Dark Hero1994

@diazona #monsterdon #WrongGuyver

No matter how good a pay dirt... it's not gonna give a better ROI than a "The Guyver" VHS!!!

Arrival 2: Dark Hero

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

You can tell she's an archaeologist because she's wearing a vest

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Zoor's Light

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

@Lazarou #monsterdon #WrongGuyver

Why Utah? I suspect some kinda tax break.

Same Casio keyboard as the first movie... everything else was replaced

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyverdarkhero1994

he's wearing dog tags because he's a .... what does this guy do anyway?

#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

@spottyfox #monsterdon #WrongGuyver

I mean... are we really watching "Guyver: Dark Hero" for the writing?

@crowbriarhexe #monsterdon #WrongGuyver

Hey, you can't blame the guy, before the movie started he snorted a whole Barbie.