You can take the guy out of the guyver, but you can't take the guyver out of the guy!

#monsterdon #WrongGuyver

now we have our female love interest to rescue
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

it's a walk-thru alien colonoscopy
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

@diazona It was very expensive, they had to change all their letterheads

#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

Kronos changed the spelling of its name since the first movie

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

@crowbriarhexe my god you're right

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

"It's not a real party if JIMMY WALKER isn't there!"

#monsterdon #WrongGuyver

5 years of being ignored by our colleagues, now we have found the first alien leather omnibus starship
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

y'all are trippin... she looks better with glasses ON

#monsterdon #WrongGuyver

Soft Corinthian leather #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

"did you just call my genus small?"

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

@allanb @klu9 #monsterdon #WrongGuyver

I was gonna make a joke about "exploring the caves" but I wanted to keep it classy.

@xerozohar

Must have been rejected by death...

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Guyver2Dark Hero1994

Aren't you dead?

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

"What are you men doing there? We heard a lot of cocking" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

Why not Zoanoidberg?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

Zoard F-150

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

crack the whip
show him the ropes

Umm, what kind of dig was this again?

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Guyver2Dark Hero1994

@diazona #monsterdon #WrongGuyver

No matter how good a pay dirt... it's not gonna give a better ROI than a "The Guyver" VHS!!!

Arrival 2: Dark Hero

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

You can tell she's an archaeologist because she's wearing a vest

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Zoor's Light

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

@Lazarou #monsterdon #WrongGuyver

Why Utah? I suspect some kinda tax break.

Same Casio keyboard as the first movie... everything else was replaced

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyverdarkhero1994

he's wearing dog tags because he's a .... what does this guy do anyway?

#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

@spottyfox #monsterdon #WrongGuyver

I mean... are we really watching "Guyver: Dark Hero" for the writing?

@crowbriarhexe #monsterdon #WrongGuyver

Hey, you can't blame the guy, before the movie started he snorted a whole Barbie.

The Mask of Zoa-rro

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

Guyver as robocop, yeah, that works.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

b-b-b-benny and the splats

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

And now, The Guyver 2, starring David Hayter!

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Are you TRYING to get microplastics?!

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyverdarkhero1994

The Sho must go on

#Monsterdon
#monstermiru

Guyver meets Girlver

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdontriplefeature

Zoa-corn

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdontriplefeature

@crowbriarhexe it's only proper.

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdontriplefeature

Now THAT'S barely disguised fetish.

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdontriplefeature

BOOB-BEAMS!

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdontriplefeature

well that escalated quickly

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdontriplefeature

Bio Boosted Beefcake

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdontriplefeature

wow this is familiar. wonder why. :3

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

Jellyfish Spaceship: "*sticking up all tentacles* SCREW YOU POORLY WRITTEN SCANTILY MOTIVATED NON-CHARACTERS POPULATING A PLOT VACUUM, WE'RE HEADING BACK TO OUR OWN GALAXY! HAVE FUN WATCHING WHATEVER NIGHTMARISH SHITFEST GETS ADDED TO THE MONSTERDON POLL, BECAUSE THE NEW MOVIE *ALWAYS* BEATS STING OF DEATH. WE HOPE IT'S The Fly FOLLOWED BY The Fly II BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO GET ACID VOMIT GOLDBLUM'D AND THEN VISCERALLY GAPING STOLTZ'D" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

A Guyver movie with no terrible raps, who would've thunk it

Thanks as always @ryan for hosting and everybody for posting! Though, I heard there might be another bonus feature to come...?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

Thanks @ryan for hosting & y'all for posting! G'nite!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

FINALLY!!

And I made it all the way through!!

Thanks, y'all!

#monsterdon #TheGuyver2 #miru #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

And so Sean fucks off to finish the Xmen screenplay

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

METAL GEAR, AWAAAAAAAY

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

"I have no destiny"

yeah join the club bro

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

NO FATE BUT WHAT WE MAKE

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2

Good thing our hero has learned not to murder people which was the motivating problem for this entire movie #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

"This model has been recalled" haha it's funny because American automakers were entirely incapable of making a reliable product which certainly wouldn't cause any systemic financial problems in the future #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

Truly, he is

Liquid Snake.

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

oooo, shot right in the ball #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

More tings than a New Jersey second hand store

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

REX VS RAY

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

"Vice President In Charge Of Genocide" nah JD Vance has that covered #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

Zoanoid wisdom: if you die in human form, you die in real life

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

Boss fight music or video poker hold music? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

If Marcus is a zoanoid, then shouldn't Corey also be one?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Impressive but pointless is a good synopsis for all of this

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

This would be great showing instead of telling if this and the previous movie hadn't devoted endless opening crawls to telling exactly the same things #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

Okay now I miss the narration

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

I dunno, sets and costumes alone does not a good production make

#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

Through oceans of time I have come to you...

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Guyver2Dark Hero1994

@saucerlost

😅

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

MY BALL TO YOUR BALL
YOUR LASER TO MY LASER

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2

"What's wrong?"
"hnnnn, too much fiber."

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

Oh yes, Crane, use the obviously busted Bio Armor

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

There had better not be an hour left to this nonsense

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Yeah, when it involves two people as insipid as you, I'm all for destroying the 'ship too #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

gotta destroy metal gear

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

Zoa-smirk

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

Did you just bring *4* guys, mister government dude?

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2

"This is becoming interesting, isn't it, captain?" nope no nope absolutely not in the slightest #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

"It's every woman's dream to be rescued by a knight in shining armour" ENDLESS VOMITING. Better: "It's every woman's dream to be dicked down by someone that knows how to satisfy her, even if she wears it on the inside" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

Again, how much longer can this movie run
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

You don't have to be nice to me, ok!

I know!

I'm a freak!

I'm a weirdo!

I don't belong here!

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2

@saucerlost

Cock blocker!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Wow, yes, make his eyeballs explode!

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2

hnnnn, need more Bio Boosted Corn Flakes

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

Guyver Wins

PG-13ality

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Needs the "Jaws" music...

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Guyver2Dark Hero1994

DUN DUDDA DUN DUDDA DEE DUN DUDDA DUN DUDDA DEE

🎵

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Literally the only way she's going to become wet around Sean #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

@xerozohar in slow motion of course

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

hnnnnn, maybe if I jump off this cliff

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

But in all seriousness, a zoanoid vs zoanoid fight is an interesting development.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

You'd think the security guys might have climbed out at some point before their truck was tipped over

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Music is so dull in this.

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

@xerozohar hehe yep I caught that

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

Guyver in a suitcase, isn't that how the first movie started?

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Guyver2Dark Hero1994

Yeah buddy, and I'm not cut out for staying awake during this movie...

#monsterdon #WrongGuyver

@starkraving666 They’re super advanced aliens who have evolved sphincters for everything.
#monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru #monsterdon

Hey @ryan something happened to the feed; we're watching Prometheus

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Shaggy? Velma? Has anyone seen Daphne?!

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2

Pretty impressive that the spaceship's power source still works after it's been sitting there long enough to have been buried in rock

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994

hnnn, colonel, the spaceship is talking to me

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

So many sphincters #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2

Paramedic: Snake, have you ever seen the movie "Alien?"

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature