Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
MY BALL TO YOUR BALL
YOUR LASER TO MY LASER
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
"What's wrong?"
"hnnnn, too much fiber."
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
Oh yes, Crane, use the obviously busted Bio Armor
saucerlost
There had better not be an hour left to this nonsense
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Yeah, when it involves two people as insipid as you, I'm all for destroying the 'ship too #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
gotta destroy metal gear
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Did you just bring *4* guys, mister government dude?
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"This is becoming interesting, isn't it, captain?" nope no nope absolutely not in the slightest #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"It's every woman's dream to be rescued by a knight in shining armour" ENDLESS VOMITING. Better: "It's every woman's dream to be dicked down by someone that knows how to satisfy her, even if she wears it on the inside" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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allanb
Again, how much longer can this movie run
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
You don't have to be nice to me, ok!
I know!
I'm a freak!
I'm a weirdo!
I don't belong here!
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Wow, yes, make his eyeballs explode!
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
hnnnn, need more Bio Boosted Corn Flakes
saucerlost
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Needs the "Jaws" music...
saucerlost
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Literally the only way she's going to become wet around Sean #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@xerozohar in slow motion of course
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
hnnnnn, maybe if I jump off this cliff
raptop (๐ฏ ๐ท ๐๐ญ๐)
Newpa_Hasai
But in all seriousness, a zoanoid vs zoanoid fight is an interesting development.
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
You'd think the security guys might have climbed out at some point before their truck was tipped over
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
Music is so dull in this.
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@xerozohar hehe yep I caught that
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Guyver in a suitcase, isn't that how the first movie started?
Terencio
Yeah buddy, and I'm not cut out for staying awake during this movie...
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
@starkraving666 Theyโre super advanced aliens who have evolved sphincters for everything.
#monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru #monsterdon
saucerlost
Hey @ryan something happened to the feed; we're watching Prometheus
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Shaggy? Velma? Has anyone seen Daphne?!
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Pretty impressive that the spaceship's power source still works after it's been sitting there long enough to have been buried in rock
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
hnnn, colonel, the spaceship is talking to me
starkraving666
starkraving666@jorts.horse
So many sphincters #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
Paramedic: Snake, have you ever seen the movie "Alien?"
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@arrjay $5 says buried under ice somehow
raptop (๐ฏ ๐ท ๐๐ญ๐)
Newpa_Hasai
Acceptable radiation levels could cover a pretty wide range
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
Terencio
@plaidtron3000 #monsterdon #WrongGuyver
Quick! Summon the Anomancer!
saucerlost
I just Guyvered
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
hnnnn, colonel, do you hear that
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
that's how you know the ship's working, it's making Door Noises.
saucerlost
Imagine growing your own machine that you can rage against organically
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Alien beer cans would be nice too though
Coach Spore Diesel
springdiesel@spore.social
So I guess we just don't wear our science glasses anymore, do we.
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Ooh, publish my paper, baby #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Ah yes. Alien Beer cans.
We now join "Roadside Picnic", already in progress.
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
<digging montage>
I'M DOING MY PART
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE?
saucerlost
This dialogue isn't important
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
See, I was in high school and college in the 90s. When I saw this kind of high school โyou like himโ dialogue, it didnโt stand out because itโs how high schoolers talk. I thought grown ups talked differently.
#monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
hnnnn, metal sphere
saucerlost
I like that the bored crew set up a dart board ๐ฏ
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
What throbbing flesh am I supposed to be looking at? It's disturbingly unclear.
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allanb
There are clearly transition vibes on with this film
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allanb
@klu9 yeah. that's what was going on
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
hnnnn, naked snake
saucerlost
So Guyver Morgan has his own Doakes. This should be fun
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@saucerlost yeah same
I guess it continues the trend (with occasional exceptions) of the double feature being a good recovery from the main feature
Terencio
dude, you forgor to say "DE-Guyver!"
#monsterdon #WrongGuyver
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
hnnnnn bearhug
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Looks more like a wererhino than a werewolf.
raptop (๐ฏ ๐ท ๐๐ญ๐)
Newpa_Hasai
Guyver has learned why ranged weapons are useful.
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allanb
oh now he just yells "guyver" and automatically grows armor?
saucerlost
I hope he cocks the Guyver suit
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
hnnnn, cryptids
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Don't you think I deserve a real explanation" also I took off my glasses and let my hair down, you're legally obligated to hit on me #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
hnnnn, it's just like in my Japanese animes
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
the promise of ORB-TO-ORB COMMUNICATION
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
It was the 90s. Everyone was called Corey.
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
@ohiofi Same quality dialog and acting, though. Pretty amazing to get TWO ensemble casts to deliver such compatible performances.
#monstermiru #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature
raptop (๐ฏ ๐ท ๐๐ญ๐)
Newpa_Hasai
@Lazarou Some archeologists are actually like that
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
hnnnn, Sean Barker
raptop (๐ฏ ๐ท ๐๐ญ๐)
Newpa_Hasai
Is this going to end up being like a better Zarkorr?
saucerlost
I want to try the nearly famous chili and beans ๐ซ
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
So thatโs how they wrote the actress who played mizky out of the film?
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allanb
@randy_s The Guyver really does change everything about you
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ohiofi
All new cast
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allanb
A security Macguffin Died Sean
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"I'm ready to try to make things better" see?? I even made myself a whole different guy! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
THREE PINES !
is this going to give the backstory of how it became Two Pines mall?
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ohiofi
He is not musician Les Claypool of Primus.
According to IMDB
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allanb
@springdiesel oh right - what was that thing anyway?
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Sure, use up all your bullets on the unarmed security guy instead of the actual threat #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
It's guyvering time!
๐๐ฟ J Riley ๐ฟ๐
ohiofi
Guyver: [enters] "Whuts all THIS then?"
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
I bet no two people are using the same hashtag for the sequel ๐
๐๐ฟ J Riley ๐ฟ๐
ohiofi
One year later...
Terencio
"The Guyver's return on investment is 89%"! I'M SOLD!!!
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
welp. that was fun. Neat to see what got adapted and what didn't (and how well it translated formats or didn't)
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
Bio Boosted Boooooooooom
saucerlost
Guyver Three, this is Foreigner 4. I've been waiting for a girl like you
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
Protoman?!
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza
@strangefour wow! today I learned.
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
@diazona No not really. lawl
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allanb
tentacle hentai makes an appearance
๐คRobot Enby Xero๐ค
xerozohar@retro.pizza