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allanb
@randy_s The Guyver really does change everything about you
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ohiofi
All new cast
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allanb
A security Macguffin Died Sean
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"I'm ready to try to make things better" see?? I even made myself a whole different guy! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
THREE PINES !
is this going to give the backstory of how it became Two Pines mall?
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ohiofi
He is not musician Les Claypool of Primus.
According to IMDB
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allanb
@springdiesel oh right - what was that thing anyway?
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Sure, use up all your bullets on the unarmed security guy instead of the actual threat #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
It's guyvering time!
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ohiofi
Guyver: [enters] "Whuts all THIS then?"
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diazona@techhub.social
I bet no two people are using the same hashtag for the sequel π
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ohiofi
One year later...
Terencio
"The Guyver's return on investment is 89%"! I'M SOLD!!!
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
welp. that was fun. Neat to see what got adapted and what didn't (and how well it translated formats or didn't)
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
Bio Boosted Boooooooooom
saucerlost
Guyver Three, this is Foreigner 4. I've been waiting for a girl like you
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
Protoman?!
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
@strangefour wow! today I learned.
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
@diazona No not really. lawl
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allanb
tentacle hentai makes an appearance
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
ooooh, bio lasers
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
not on the first date, buster.
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
well that's gratuitous
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
Man's got a disarming personality
saucerlost
Okay I have to take the trash out and eat something but I'll leave this on and maybe snark a bit
But if not just know that I'll always keep The Guyver in my heart. So I can blast people with my chest.
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allanb
oh there is another?
I might be watching as long as I can stay awake
saucerlost
That was Guyver 2: Foam Suit Boogaloo!
Thanks to @ryan for bringing my blue dress to the dig site!
GUYVER! ππ₯π‘
Raederle
raederle@masto.nu
Good night folks, Iβll have to watch the next Guyver another time. #Monsterdon #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
Oh shit, no way
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
Iβve conquered my lifelong fear of watching 2 Guyvers. Thanks all!
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Trauma bonding. A great foundation to long, healthy relationship.
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allanb
@saucerlost because it's the end?
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Of course, now the aliens come back when that ship arrives, for Guyver III...
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
I forgot how much this drags
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Extrude head mounted buttplug
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allanb
he's popping his nut
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"I have no destiny" Mark Hamill, wincing in pain thousands of miles away: "NO NO the line is 'I am your destiny'!!" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
You might want to let Sean retract his elbow blades first
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Highbeams on!
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
saucerlost
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
Imagine throwing your opponent across the room instead of stabbing him using the blades sticking out from your hand
Coach Spore Diesel
springdiesel@spore.social
Can has guyver malfunction nao?
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"The aliens created the Guyver to fix their mistakes" our hero everyone - the janitor #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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diazona@techhub.social
@Lazarou yeah but I think if you're expecting practical you're watching the wrong movie
saucerlost
This is pretty dumb but probably still the coolest thing to happen on a Nickelodeon set
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Evangelion SuperSolenoid S2 Engin... I mean, uh, Guyver solenoid, wait I mean Guyver unit. Pink Ranger Guyver unit. Which set is this again? Is this Saban? Wait no that's my 3pm" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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diazona@techhub.social
wait wait you gotta let your laser balls trash talk each other first
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
I know which crew filmed this fight scene... the 2nd Unit
saucerlost
What if Galactus wore the symbiote suit? π±
saucerlost
The Guyver suit allows for enhanced maneuverability and showboating during combat
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
"How's he doing?"
"HE'S GOT A PIPE THROUGH HIS CHEST YOU DUMBASS"
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allanb
her lipstick in every scene looks like it was applied by Mr. Bean
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Ok but after that totally unnecessary "bitch" I now hope Mr Government dies after all #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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diazona@techhub.social
@Lazarou TBH all of this feels wrong
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Danger! 48 VOLTS! OOO!" is what I saw #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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diazona@techhub.social
It's been a while since anybody got stabbed, just sayin'
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
CO2, man!
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
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allanb
So everyone's going through Zoanoisis
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diazona@techhub.social
@Lazarou wow it really is uncontrollable
Terencio
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Just couldn't resist ripping off RoboCop one more time with the "Dick! You're fired!" line #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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diazona@techhub.social
okay *that* evil laugh was a straight-up F+
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diazona@techhub.social
Imagine how powerful the Zoanoids would be if they wore pants
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allanb
meanwhile, back in the first film...
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
Spoiler: Ancient Zoinoia reminds me of the amazing ending of *spoiler!!!* Bugonia
Coach Spore Diesel
springdiesel@spore.social
So the ball bearrings are talking to each other in laser. That's kind of cool.
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
Silent movie flicker denoting ancient Guyvertimes
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diazona@techhub.social
See now this is how you design a volcano lair
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Meanwhile in the arcade game Primal Rage #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
Given that nothing they used touched the ship, are you sure that the dynamite will work?
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
@saucerlost
30 minutes to go
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allanb
come on movie, you can wrap it up!
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
So ... yeah. A team of four humans.
Not well thought out.
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Corbin Dallas?
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
Don't tase me, bro!
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
The bad news: I don't know who's fighting who, where, about what. The good news: I don't care! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
I hope the Guyver unit backed up its data, all those clicking noises signal imminent hard drive failure #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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diazona@techhub.social
OK I guess that works but next time I would recommend not jumping at your enemy in slow motion
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diazona@techhub.social
alien splash fight!
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
What if not guyver, just guy-curious?
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Let me guess, slomo midair guyver transformation.
Nailed it.
saucerlost
Guyver is already active?!!
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
saucerlost
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
GMC Sierra shortbed step-side.
It doesn't get much more squirrelly than this on a dirt road. They got that part right
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
ok but he can't blame that unprovoked assault on Unit, he's just a dick who hits people #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"The government wants you in one piece" you owe sooo many back taxes #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
We now join Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, already in progress.
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Awww but someone worked really hard on that model! Well. Somebody workede on it. Probably. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
TOKUSATSU JUMP
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saucerlost
Wow he Kermit'd right outta that scene