saucerlost
The Guyver suit allows for enhanced maneuverability and showboating during combat
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
"How's he doing?"
"HE'S GOT A PIPE THROUGH HIS CHEST YOU DUMBASS"
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allanb
her lipstick in every scene looks like it was applied by Mr. Bean
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Ok but after that totally unnecessary "bitch" I now hope Mr Government dies after all #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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diazona@techhub.social
@Lazarou TBH all of this feels wrong
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Danger! 48 VOLTS! OOO!" is what I saw #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
It's been a while since anybody got stabbed, just sayin'
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
CO2, man!
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
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allanb
So everyone's going through Zoanoisis
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diazona@techhub.social
@Lazarou wow it really is uncontrollable
Terencio
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Just couldn't resist ripping off RoboCop one more time with the "Dick! You're fired!" line #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
okay *that* evil laugh was a straight-up F+
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diazona@techhub.social
Imagine how powerful the Zoanoids would be if they wore pants
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allanb
meanwhile, back in the first film...
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
Spoiler: Ancient Zoinoia reminds me of the amazing ending of *spoiler!!!* Bugonia
Coach Spore Diesel
springdiesel@spore.social
So the ball bearrings are talking to each other in laser. That's kind of cool.
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
Silent movie flicker denoting ancient Guyvertimes
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diazona@techhub.social
See now this is how you design a volcano lair
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Meanwhile in the arcade game Primal Rage #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
Given that nothing they used touched the ship, are you sure that the dynamite will work?
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
@saucerlost
30 minutes to go
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allanb
come on movie, you can wrap it up!
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
So ... yeah. A team of four humans.
Not well thought out.
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Corbin Dallas?
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
Don't tase me, bro!
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
The bad news: I don't know who's fighting who, where, about what. The good news: I don't care! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
I hope the Guyver unit backed up its data, all those clicking noises signal imminent hard drive failure #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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diazona@techhub.social
OK I guess that works but next time I would recommend not jumping at your enemy in slow motion
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diazona@techhub.social
alien splash fight!
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
What if not guyver, just guy-curious?
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Let me guess, slomo midair guyver transformation.
Nailed it.
saucerlost
Guyver is already active?!!
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
saucerlost
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
GMC Sierra shortbed step-side.
It doesn't get much more squirrelly than this on a dirt road. They got that part right
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
ok but he can't blame that unprovoked assault on Unit, he's just a dick who hits people #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"The government wants you in one piece" you owe sooo many back taxes #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
We now join Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, already in progress.
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Awww but someone worked really hard on that model! Well. Somebody workede on it. Probably. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
TOKUSATSU JUMP
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
saucerlost
Wow he Kermit'd right outta that scene
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
We know we're killers, but we're not going to kill today. - JTK
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
"I'm not your friendver, guyver!"
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diazona@techhub.social
Zoanoid dude has a point
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Look at me, I'm hideous" honestly its kinda an improvement #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
(still a good mask though)
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Black Lagoon called, they want their creature back.
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
These two men are falling in love?
#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
"I HAVE NECK NIPPLES, TOO!!!"
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"We're the bastards" people say we bastard around #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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allanb
I feel your pain, Sean
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
gee I wonder if evil blonde lady is a zoastrian or whatever #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
You can buy cases full of cubed foam, and just pull cubes out until it fits.
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Whoever called "the dig is sponsored by the evil corporation" what feels like six months ago, well done #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
@Lazarou @paco @starkraving666 huh I might have to check this out
saucerlost
I hope Crane fights with the Crane style
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
The menace of his unit theft and leaving threat is very much undercut by his exiting via sphincter #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
saucerlost
Guyver vs Guyver
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
hnnnn, copro bullshit
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
@Lazarou @paco @starkraving666 I've heard that show was super weird
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Everything from "you got the wrong guy" on is word for word what he told the cops after getting pulled over for DUI #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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diazona@techhub.social
Blurry orb sighted
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Man, theres a lot of buttholes.
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allanb
next on to the bile ducts after a few spicy turns
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allanb
wow this is the biggest gall bladder I have ever seen!
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
@paco ikr
or it just coincidentally happened to open at the same time for some other reason but where's the fun in that
saucerlost
Is David Hayter related to the "GARBAGE DAY!" guy?
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
The space prophets live in the space butthole.
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
Hang on. A major plot point is that someone jokingly says βOpen sesameβ andβ¦ it works? They get in because the shipβs password is βopen sesameβ!?
#monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
@Lazarou I'm just glad I'm not the one who said it. Cuz I was about to.
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
okay so where's the Dial Home Device
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allanb
he dialeted the entry sphincter!
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
SPACE BUTTHOLE MAKES ITSELF KNOWN
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Why does the security guy need to be the one working on the heavy dangerous equipment like fire?
Is he qualified?
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
This looks like accurate Science
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
So... that guy is a zoanthrope?
Terencio
@diazona #monsterdon #WrongGuyver
I mean that alien beer gotta be better that wat they were drinking so far.
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
Bio Boosted Patent Pending
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
In its gaseous form, Nothing naturally expands to fill the entire movie #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
saucerlost
I love using a microscope in the dark; it's so romantic
Terencio
"OK, grad students! Dig away!"
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Mobile Suit Guyver 94 #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
We! Have! ~McGuyver!~ McGuffin!
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"I think our five years of hard work are about to pay off" we found a hot girl in red shorts #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
@fiend_unpleasant @CardboardRobot confirmed, they are also hot girl suppression glasses
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diazona@techhub.social
@otheorange_tag I could swear I've seen a blog post or something showing that web searches for porn per capita are highest in Utah out of all 50 states
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
@RachelThornSub When youβve got a winning formula, you donβt mess with it.
#monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon #monstermiru
Raederle
raederle@masto.nu
I am so lost. I think aliens are going to invade but somethingβs already here or still here!?! #Monsterdon #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
π David Z Pumpkins π
diazona@techhub.social
Is this gonna be another one of those movies that verges on turning into a porno
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Wow, he's really sweaty. Did he get Utah Malaria?
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diazona@techhub.social
@xerozohar yeah srsly that's what I thought