saucerlost
I have such wonderful things to Guyver you
ππΏ J Riley πΏπ
ohiofi
He's 'bout to Guyv' out!
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
He was bitten by a very shy vampire #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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allanb
@diazona @springdiesel it's a gun?
ππΏ J Riley πΏπ
ohiofi
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
ππ€Ghost Robot Enb-BOO Xeroπ€π
xerozohar@retro.pizza
long-ass credits. Really is a metal gear! haha! funny
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Look at all those big names in the credits! That's an impressive font size #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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allanb
@diazona he's unfortunately developing a brand!
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
Coach Spore Diesel
springdiesel@spore.social
What the hell was his forehead ball bearing thing doing just now?
ππ€Ghost Robot Enb-BOO Xeroπ€π
xerozohar@retro.pizza
hnnnn, diagetic title drop.
saucerlost
Great album cover
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@Lazarou I'm here for it
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allanb
darn I was kinda hoping our young security guard would make it and become part of the story
but no.
Terencio
gotta say, so far the combat's more "snappy"
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allanb
the dual steam face farts do what exactly?
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
Terencio
@fluffy #monsterdon #WrongGuyver
Ohh.. is that what it was... I was hoping it was resale value for consumers....
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allanb
rail kill #1!
Terencio
@diazona #monsterdon #WrongGuyver
They use alien technology to extract the plastic.
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Bandanas still there.
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
I like how they have a definitely 100% effective method for extracting plastic from things
ππ€Ghost Robot Enb-BOO Xeroπ€π
xerozohar@retro.pizza
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
The Year of Living Guyverly
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
"The Guyver's return on investment is 89%"
OK somebody has apparently learned not to take any of this seriously, I guess that's a good sign
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
ππΏ J Riley πΏπ
ohiofi
Oh man... Guyver: Dark Hero (1994) looks even worse
ππ€Ghost Robot Enb-BOO Xeroπ€π
xerozohar@retro.pizza
GUYVER 2
DORK HERO
saucerlost
saucerlost
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allanb
@crowbriarhexe At least it's fully Japanese
Raederle
raederle@masto.nu
Ah, they are likely foe. Not sure it was worth the lack of sleep but now I donβt have to watch this on Tuesday night to satisfy my curiosity. #Monsterdon #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
God damn it "Galver" was right there and I missed it.
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@nantucketlit heh π
(I dunno, I could make an exception for quoting Spaceballs)
saucerlost
Play it, Guyver
saucerlost
I missed why this is so inspiring
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Why does the spaceship look like a sperm
...don't answer that
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
They'd probably have been much further away from the explosion if they hadn't all simultaneously opted to run in slow motion #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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allanb
Mt. Rushmore
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
I guess running away from an explosion is one of the things that *is* okay to do in slow motion
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@strangefour oooh that cake looks delicious
saucerlost
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allanb
Sean ... Sean could you get me a new makeup guy?
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Guyver has twin Wave Action guns.
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Won't he just regenerate from the ball, like before?
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
Getting shot is his kryptonite
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allanb
this is how I think AI is going to end
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
@starkraving666 Almost as long as They Live
But it feels longer.
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
Guyver Zoanoid seems like more of an minor refresh than a full update
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
In the World Of Darkness we call that an "Abomination."
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Definitely something weird about gravity and these Guyvers
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Did we see the second Guyver unit get damaged? Was I in the can at the time?
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Let's add dying to the list of things I would not recommend doing in slow motion
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
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allanb
what his gun suddenly got a mythically effective silencer?
saucerlost
I hope I don't bump my laptop when I close this window
I could die
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Oh thank god someone installed industrial 4800V power in the cave.
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Again, these guys are supposed to be the ultimate organic weapons #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
This one human does well against this one zoanoid. This needs to be studied.
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"dad" has one syllable, Cori #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Always with the asses in this franchise, I'm surprised nobody's zoetrope form is a donkey #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
"Your ass is mine!"
I say this to @starkraving666 all the time.
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Raederle
raederle@masto.nu
Well, Iβm still confused but I think the invaders are on their way. Are they friend or foe? #Monsterdon #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
saucerlost
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Save money but not showing the transition on screen!
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Dude you have never and will never be the one #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Don't fight it. Go." the movie's rejecting you, it's perfectly natural #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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allanb
@plaidtron3000 I guess that's what everyone is fearing
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
What happens if a zoanite or whatever puts on the Guyver?
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
That scream from the bushes was like that funny scene from The Happening. (Actually that would be a decent monsterdon)
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
shooting -> killing
just like they drew it up
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
I got that reference
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Apparently the Guyver unit installs windchimes in the shoulder #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
This needs a "(brooding silence)" subtitle
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Meanwhile on an outdoor Cinemax shoot: "Thanks for saving my life" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
No chance of that...
saucerlost
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Wow, the cinematographer focused on his EAR.
WELL DONE THAT MAN
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Sean??" seriously lady? There are amoeba on Saturn that knew it was him long before now #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
It is, at last, Guyverin' time
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allanb
I don't want to look at her fish lips anymore
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
Power Rangers meets Story of Riki
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Use your Mantis-brand mantis blades, my dude.
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
This fight needs more stabbing
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
This is like when the music has to keep looping if you drag out the boss fight, then eventually has to just stop #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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allanb
@saucerlost The music is 100% horrible and repetitive
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
She's totally gonna get snagged by a 4th zoanthrope in the woods that she backs into...
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Now the Guyver suit makes helicopter noises?
...why not I guess
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
The Bionic Guyver...
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Guyver unit: "Nuh-uh, I'm afraid of heights, probably should have mentioned that sooner I guess" *THUD* #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Sponsored by Visit Utah! and The Church Of Latter Day Saints #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Guyver units can do nothing to reduce blood alcohol level while driver I guess #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Keep a metal ball on him" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Greater Needle of Intimidation
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@paco whoops you spoke too soon π
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
I stand corrected. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
It's only a model!