@Taweret Maybe they can get a giant moth on loan #monsterdon

Why does their stock footage have bugs on it?

#monsterdon

So, Godzilla has radioactive powers. That's why conventional weapons don't hurt him. What about these little guys? #monsterdon

Scientist: We should release the child and maybe the parent will leave!
Navy: Nah, let's flood the river with gas and set it one fire!!
#Monsterdon

...So wait, you just dumped a bunch of fuel in the water... And then jumped INTO the water...

Am I the only one seeing a problem with this plan? #Monsterdon

@Taweret all they have is stock footage. amateurs! #monsterdon

I love the play-by-play guy.

#Gorgo #FreeGorgo
#Monsterdon

@Taweret SCHOOL 'EM, GORGO!

#monsterdon
#gorgo

Oh goody more commercials, I'm definitely going to run out and buy Febreeze right now #monsterdon

@msh This is giving vibes of that Battleship movie

#Monsterdon

Boarding party?! One does not simply board a Gorgo!

#Gorgo #Monsterdon

brb getting my binoculars so i can be At Sea #Monsterdon

i think this about checks every Military box on the #monsterdon bingo sheets for the rest of time.

@RamenCatholic @arisummerland I’m sure some AI has already stolen this idea and you can buy them on merch by Amazon already. #Monsterdon

They brought out.....THE BIG GUNS #Monsterdon

off we goooo into the wild blue yonder
fucking oooooof into the seeeeeea

#monsterdon
#gorgo

making movies in the 50s and 60s was so easy, you could use stock footage for fully 50% of it and then hire two guys and a greenscreen for the rest #Monsterdon

Momma eat the boat!

#Monsterdon

At some point we agreed as a society to stop parting men's hair hard enough to leave thick pink lines across their heads.

Speaking only for myself, I think it was the right choice, and I'm proud of us for making it.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The WWII submarine nets. Still working... Or maybe no

@socketwench I don't think #Monsterdon would really be #Monsterdon without a healthy complement of stock footage

Oooh, war room with a big map on the wall with blinking lights!

#Monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor Looks like that’s a yes! #Monsterdon

"i'm looking through binoculars, that's how you know i'm on the sea."

#monsterdon #gorgo

@CactuarJoe @Taweret Made in Japan #monsterdon

Did nobody have a kleenex or a t-shirt edge to clean off the lens? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Course 375? Did I hear that? What direction is that?

@kcarp
Very perceptive!
Now try to do that AND play Bingo.

#Gorgo #FreeGorgo
#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial But they are British, so more accurately it would be action shots of them writing sternly worded letters to Dorkins

#Monsterdon

leave him alone, kid, Sam's just drunk enough to behave in a morally upright fashion for once. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Sam wouldn't be in this state if he'd stuck to coffee. Just sayin'.

@Taweret Doesn't Britain have psychics? #monsterdon

Ha ha #MamaGorgo sunk your battleship :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon

#monsterdon WWII warship nostalgia. Ah. Comforting.

@moira
Vuvuzela reference! Drink!
(That might just be my personal game)

#Gorgo #FreeGorgo
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon claiming it's been killed when they haven't even used masers on it, what dumbasses

EAT THE BOAT! EAT THE BOAT! EAT THE BOAT!
#Gorgo #Monsterdon #FreeGorgo #JusticeForGorgo

So do they have a fleet? A separate aircraft carrier? (Does the UK have any at all?) Where did the planes come from? Since a corvette isn't launching any...

#Monsterdon

now THAT'S a MILF. #Monsterdon

People Looking At Things Through Binoculars: The Movie #Monsterdon

@kcarp lol I would never have noticed, hardly surprising though

#Monsterdon

Yeeessssss wreck that ship #Monsterdon

OK the mama gorgo suit is way cooler than the baby gorgo suit #monsterdon

admiral or whatever: nothing could have survived that
momma gorgo: you want to fucking bet?

#monsterdon #gorgo

oh yeah, yeah, certainly killed, that's what that creature definitely is, yeah. #monsterdon

Just casually throwing the top paleontologist under the bus #monsterdon

:bing: does NATO cover keiju attacks?
#Monsterdon

I just hope mom destroys Trafalgar Square because it’s the worst tourist attraction ever and I’m petty. #Monsterdon

eventually he'll get that vuvuzela thing down and then we're all in trouble

#monsterdon
#gorgo

Good grief, the Aran Islands proxy has been destroyed and the Irish fella from earlier is getting blame piled on.

This movie is quintessentially british in its anti-Irish sentiment.

#Monsterdon

There should have been a scene of irate customers wanting refunds of the Gorgo tickets they shelled out for #monsterdon

Sam got drunk during the jump cut, he's the world's first tachyon-speed boozer #Monsterdon

@Taweret 😂 nice

#Monsterdon

*Hedge funds removing investments from London corporate real estate*

#Gorgo #FreeGorgo
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gorgo land looks so sad.

They're going to need a bigger net #Monsterdon

I so wanted there to be a tailhook on that car. #Monsterdon

Ah, yes, nothing could survived that!

#foreshadowing #monsterdon

There's a howler monkey or two on that frigate #monsterdon

@aburka @CactuarJoe OMG I hadn't expected one of these "hadn't invented X" jokes to actually be true 😂

#Monsterdon

momma gorgo: >:V

#monsterdon #gorgo

@Taweret no doubt about it, everyone, lets go home... :oh_no:
#Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf "are you talking about gorgo or the little kid?" #monsterdon

course 310 is a lovely rice pilaf.

#monsterdon #gorgo

"Dear Mom, You'll never believe what I did at work today..." #monsterdon

Impossible! No monster that size has a cloaking device!

#Gorgo #Monsterdon

@chirpbirb Well, the wind off of the tail anyway #monsterdon

i bet conventional weapons will work on the kaiju

#monsterdon

@Fanfalla So do we all

#Monsterdon

aww poor Gorgo in his emptied swimming pool #monsterdon #JusticeForGorgo

#Monsterdon Also, #Monsterdoners, do note the lack of coffee in this movie. This does not bode well.

Lol excellent shot of that kid in bed just staring off into space, troubled, after the strange men in charge of him get drunk and talk about how they don't care that a guy got killed, now I'm depressed

#Monsterdon

Dangerously close to being another instance of JATO in a #Monsterdon flick. I don't think it was JATO, but for a second there...

OH GOD JOEL NOT MORE STARFIGHTERS

#monsterdon
#gorgo

priority a, as in AAAARRRGGG
#monsterdon

i hope momma gorgo sinks all of these motherfuckers

#monsterdon #gorgo

@slott56 @joewynne ouch doesn't even come close then 😬 #monsterdon #Gorgo

Of course he doesn't want to stay in that pool, it makes the skin all wrinkly #monsterdon

HERE COMES MAMA!!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
#Gorgo #Monsterdon #FreeGorgo #JusticeForGorgo

@fufu @joewynne I would have thought a reptile but I guess we can't really tell. The fact that he can survive both on land and in the sea suggests being warm-blooded

#Monsterdon

Should we return the baby or kill the parent?
FIRE FIRE FIRE
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Guns?! Don't you know that guns NEVER work??

just like those people who leave the house to video tape a giant tornado, Mr Tan Jacket has met the inevitable conclusion. #monsterdon

oh my god gorgo's a poppler #monsterdon

Giant human eyeball scare #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Junior! When I say it's time to come home for dinner, I mean it! Where are you?"

Meanwhile in the small village of "Findoutburg" #Monsterdon #Gorgo

I KNEW GORGO WAS BABY!!!!!! I hope his mama comes and frees him and eats all the humans, except for the kid who wants to free Gorgo. #FreeGorgo #Gorgo #JusticeForGorgo #Monsterdon

ok, that’s a good magnifier glass shot #monsterdon

did this kid put on his suit before he left the RV? i mean, okay, you wanna look spiffy when you're visiting your god, but like... #monsterdon

Wait, how can they tell how old Gorgo is? Did they count rings or something? #monsterdon

@diazona @CactuarJoe I mean... they kinda hadn't, yeah. It was outlawed in 1967. https://www.gov.uk/government/news/life-saving-drink-drive-law-turns-50
#monsterdon

@fufu @joewynne #Monsterdon Amphibian? Which usually means LOTS of little eggs

"This is priority A!"

We've got an Octoman scenario, gentlemen, break out the fighter jets and the Agent Orange! #Monsterdon

So, do they not have to send the kid back? #monsterdon

@RamenCatholic "Larks' tongues! Otters' noses! Ocelot spleens!"
#Monsterdon

It would be a very different vibe, but I wouldn't mind watching a movie about a kaiju who embarks on a world tour as an educational speaker

#Monsterdon

He’s 65 feet tall. You can see him from everywhere. Save your 5 shillings. #Monsterdon

@joewynne yeah imagine laying an egg that size or giving birth ... ouch. may be don't!

Serious question though, is #Gorgo a mammal?

#monsterdon #Gorgo

"I had to get an extra big sketchbook to show how big the adult monster would be." #monsterdon #gorgo