"an approximate guess? fuckin huge."

#monsterdon #gorgo

When a lady monster and a dude monster love each other very much.... #Monsterdon

sure i'll come, this kid can be left alone in this unguarded trailer that probably doesn't even lock for the rest of the night. #monsterdon

@RamenCatholic Awfully disappointing #monsterdon

Y'know, Gore-Go would be a great name for a zombie-based kart racing game. #Monsterdon

nuts to that

#monsterdon

what's the in-universe equivalent of a not shitty PETA, can we call them
#monsterdon #gorgo #FreeGorgo #JusticeForGorgo

You can always tell who's trying to #monsterdon from retro.pizza

Did they kidnap that orphan Irish boy? Just for kicks? #Monsterdon

Look mate if you wanted to get a monster to London you didn't need to go nearly so far, the place is rife with them

#Monsterdon

the professor? where's mr. howel and lovey? Are they all right?

#monsterdon
#gorgo

@CactuarJoe Maybe they hadn't invented drunk driving yet

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Subtitles: "Green Ox Popcorn"

It took me a sec to realize the vendor guy was saying "Peanuts & Popcorn."

Congratulations! You're a kidnapper! #Monsterdon

Gorgo set up in between a "giant rat" aka a capybara and a jar with a two-headed calf fetus #monsterdon

"The decision is no longer in your hands!"

We've moved on to men with MUCH posher accents than yours! #Monsterdon

gotta hand it to the movie, it really drives the point home that londoners were asking for it #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "An approximate guess" and he as a huge portfolio of sketches.

@slott56 My thoughts exactly

#Monsterdon #TeamGorgo

he HAD a wife and two kids, you mean #monsterdon

EARLY INFANT???!!!!! 🤯

#Gorgo #FreeGorgo
#Monsterdon

Poor kid just wanted to help Gorgo FOITS. He's really the avatar of us #monsterdon in the film.

@diazona Someone told Dorkin Gorgo had had obedience training #monsterdon

Awww, Gorgo's just a wee bab! And they just kidnapped it?

#Gorgo #Monsterdon

Gorgo needs a bigger enclosure and way more water! Poor baby. :blobfoxgooglycry: #Gorgo #Monsterdon #JusticeForGorgo #FreeGorgo

That trailer suddenly got a LOT taller when he stepped into it. #monsterdon #gorgo

In my head canon this kid and the Gamera kid are pen pals. #Monsterdon #Gorgo

WHY ARE THEY ALL DRIVING AROUND THE CARNIVAL #monsterdon

"You coming along?" "Yeah sure."

I've only had half a bottle of single malt, I'm good to drive. #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ amazing xD

#monsterdon
#gorgo

This is the 20th century, right? Why does the circus owner carry a tin cone instead of a megaphone? #monsterdon

"I'm so scared I can barely lick my popsicle!" #Monsterdon

I took a nap, woke up groggy, and quickly started watching tonight's #monsterdon Gorgo, only to discover, after a few minutes, that it was a replay of the Trump town hall. I'll have to try again later as the brief bit I watched was soul crushing.

Joan Collins was quite fond of John Collins Big Dipper. #Monsterdon

When you go to a show and they say NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY you LISTEN to them dammit! #Monsterdon

only five shillings to see #gorgo!

#monsterdon

only you and your 5000 closest friends can see him, at any rate. #monsterdon

Oh, we’re still going through with the circus thing, then? I guess that’s a decision. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon They were LAUGHING at Gorgo! How insulting.

@arisummerland But how many stone does Gorgo weigh? #monsterdon

I am sensing the complete lack of a plan for containing Gorgo after cutting his wire net

I mean, I'm happy for Gorgo getting to walk around and play, but the lack of judgment from the people is just... whatever is the equivalent of shocking, but when you completely expect it

#Monsterdon

Not just any Big Dipper. *John Collin's* Big Dipper. #monsterdon #gorgo

Tail smash ✅ Now come on circus... show me a clown!

#Monsterdon

something something trivialising the wonders of the universe something something

#monsterdon
#gorgo

Gorgo's got kind of a weak two-step there, huh #Monsterdon

The kid should ride Gorgo as they destroy London and eat people.
#Monsterdon

Did they really just attack him with flame throwing Hudson sprayers? #Monsterdon

Smart, going directly to fire and not bullets #monsterdon

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Gorgo sounds like a really pissed off Elephant and I can't blame him one bit

#Monsterdon

Who could have predicted that someone would take a photo?!? #monsterdon

One flash bulb & Gorgo goes on a rampage, so these jabronies bring out the... [checks notes] fireworks?

#monsterdon

Hey, I'm All Right Jack is a pretty good movie. Seriously! #Monsterdon

See, circumstances like this are why most kaiju develop lazer eyes or fire breath or something. #Monsterdon

that recommended constant stream of water, seen I have not. no wonder the reaction #monsterdon

Aww, Gorgo's waving to the little kid! They're friends!

#Gorgo #Monsterdon

AHH, I GOT HIT BY THE TAIL OF THE MONSTER AND IT WAS VERY REAL

#monsterdon #gorgo

yeah, Gorgo, take him out! #monsterdon

Gorgo is waiting for opening night to use his secret weapon; he’s going to sing the Mothra song.

#Monsterdon #Gorgo

@SnoopJ Do they blame Gorgo's rampage on the Irish? I forget #monsterdon

let me use flamethrowers to potentially murder this new creature we found

#monsterdon #gorgo

From Ireland, fighting the british for his freedom? Gorgo is definitely Sinn Fein
#monsterdon

These commercials that kind of look like a news segment are sketchy #monsterdon #FuckingAdBreaks

#Monsterdon #Gorgo
I had a car that made that sound.

Now this is just rude. #Monsterdon

Oh, this is a british film? That explains a lot, actually.

#Monsterdon

@paco Marketing!

#Gorgo #FreeGorgo
#Monsterdon

Every big cat in this circus is clearly cheering Gorgo on. The lion and the leopard want in on this jailbreak action!

#Monsterdon

oh man that extra jumping off the truck

oh FUCK my KNEES

#monsterdon
#gorgo

It burns! It burns!

#monsterdon
#Gorgo

Guess who's awake! #Gorgo #Monsterdon

@glook this movie is just propaganda by Big Art Museum #monsterdon

FLAMETHROWERS???!?!

#monsterdon #gorgo

Rookie mistake, taking pictures of Gorgo without a signed model release in hand #monsterdon

They could only get daytime reaction shots from the big cats at the zoo? #monsterdon

Gorgo with the toy cranes and the people fleeing.. that was a really good composite shot. #Monsterdon #Gorgo

if all it took was one flash photograph to get him riled up enough to break through the containment of the net, then maybe the problem started before the flash. #monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor Definitely would be a better movie (at least compared to what we've seen so far)

#Monsterdon

Half the film is raising and lowering things. #monsterdon

Gorgo did NOT consent to pictures, you fucking rubes. I bet you put brown M&Ms in the green room too. Shit's gonna go sideways now. #monsterdon #gorgo

Well, this was an entirely preventable catastrophe. #Monsterdon

Are they trying to make feel bad for one of the assholes getting tail whip of death? Because I got bad news!
#Monsterdon

Could bolt cutters cut through a rope net? :blobfoxthonking: #Gorgo #Monsterdon

I'm sorry, Gorgo just isn't as scary when it's so frightened of fire and just slinks off. Maybe if it reacted by throwing things?

#Gorgo #Monsterdon

They didn't have a plan. They didn't even have wire cutters until that guy fetched them. #Monsterdon

no flash photography!!!!!

#monsterdon #gorgo

@Louisa looooool xD

#monsterdon
#gorgo

Who are these ice cream men with flamethrowers? #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 Also I think the head/body proportions changed? Didn't it used to be a smaller head?

#Monsterdon

I’m making myself laugh pretending Joe is played by Steven Seagal. I’m not sure this is actually funny but I’ve had a really stressful several days so maybe my brain is using this as an excuse to release much needed endorphins. #Monsterdon

Heh, that's what I call the fediverse heyoooOOOOOOOO💥🚨🌋

#Monsterdon

Is Dorkins Circus in Dorking?

#Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic

Wasn't even an issue until this movie brought it to the public's attention!

#Gorgo #FreeGorgo
#Monsterdon

so, when do Sam and The One With The Cap get their just desserts? #monsterdon

Stoned Gorgo touring London. They don't know why he's called Gorgo.

#Monsterdon

A lot of people saying FORE and no golfing to be found, I don't understand this movie

#monsterdon
#gorgo

Hot take Gorgo being related to the Greek mythical Gorgon is kinda fucking dumb, imo. #Gorgo #Monsterdon

got my smart children’s gorgo viewin suit on #monsterdon

I admit, those London sets looks really realistic. That's why they couldn't afford better FX for the monster or the sea, because they spent it all on London models and soundstages the size of a small city. #monsterdon #gorgo

I lived in #London for years. I cannot figure out why anyone would transport a dinosaur by land across Picadilly circus to get to Battersea. Battersea, for crying out loud, is ON THE RIVER! #monsterdon