Did Sean just runaway and join the army? #Monsterdon

They spent too much money on the creature's teeth if they never get to show him/her chomping on anyone #monsterdon

@paco Now Panic and Freak Out

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Wait, did wee Sean get away from the army dudes or is that another kid haninging out and watching the destruction? #Monsterdon

@randy_s Incidentally how crazy is it that Elizabeth was actually queen at the time of this movie

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But the warning came too late for this building we've seen destroyed twice now in re-used footage. #monsterdon

Poor #Gorgo is just trying to escape and go home with his Mom. #Monsterdon #FreeGorgo #JusticeForGorgo

"you're all fucked. run!"

#monsterdon #gorgo

Noooo not @bigben !!! #monsterdon

Ya hardly ever see spotlights anymore. #Monsterdon

Oh, we've already evacuated ourselves, no worries! #Monsterdon

the 4K has an Italian dub. which is tempting #monsterdon

The captions are 5 seconds off sync
It makes my eyes sad and hurts my brain.
#Monsterdon #Gorgo

Bottle rocket fireworks that'll work for sure #Monsterdon

My main regret is there is no London Gherkin to wreck now #monsterdon

Tonight the part of the Diet building will be played by Big Ben. #Monsterdon #Gorgo

oh noes, there goes elizabeth tower!

#monsterdon
#gorgo

i guess the kid belongs to the army now. finders keepers

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Do Big Gorgo's fingers not move? Are ee's hands stuck in that claw form? Poor monster 😔

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Tower Bridge is falling down #monsterdon

So what do you say on the radio when London Bridge really is down? "The Queen is dead"? #monsterdon

Maybe, if they'd have just left her kid alone in the first place, Mama Gorgo wouldn't be trampling London to find her sweet baby. #Gorgo #Monsterdon #FreeGorgo

I think the good looking one might just be head and hands? Seems like only the close shots look decent #monsterdon

So much mixed messaging! "State of emergency everywhere within three miles of the Thames." Then "Don't evacuate, return to your homes." Then "Leave now, take nothing with you."

#Gorgo #Monsterdon

#monsterdon one could assume the queen mother is out in the garden drinking gin from the bottle and shooting a pistol at the monster right about now right?

one of london’s oldest landmarks?? #monsterdon

YES GORGO, MAKE THE PEOPLE HAPPY #monsterdon

Ouch. they did the classic shot where a kid drops a doll during an evacuation, but the kid did it so poorly. She obviously just tossed it down on purpose.

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#Monsterdon Maybe if they offered her tickets to a West End show? A nice dinner afterward?

i love the usage of the word "fantastic", since it sounds positive to me i keep hearing it like they're complimenting the monster

#monsterdon #gorgo

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London bridge is falling down. Pissed Off Gorgo. #Monsterdon #Gorgo

Man, all of the UK's defense budget is being spent pissing off Gorgo's Mom. #Gorgo #Monsterdon #FreeGorgo #JusticeForGorgo

Are they fighting Gorgo or Gorgo's parent now? I can't tell #monsterdon

@Fanfalla fuck me, dude; i didn't know #gorgo was gonna teach me a word today #monsterdon

I've seen worse bridge collapses, not amazing but not bad, not bad

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#gorgo

OK it isn't mama vs baby, they just have two suits that they're switching between for reasons I don't understand, and one of them looks like shit #monsterdon

Big Ben, more like No Ben!
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QUITTING TIME #Monsterdon

Visible 2x4s! Yeah buddy! #Monsterdon

Commence operation Make This Thing As Almighty Pissed Off As Is Humanly Possible. #Monsterdon #Gorgo

another example of socializing business losses and privatizing gains - how much military funding was spent because the circus guys didn't want to sacrifice like 100 schillings of profit #monsterdon

finally, small arms fire, “the big guns” #monsterdon

And now... The spotlight dance, by GORGO! #Monsterdon

A dropped and trampled doll! That couldn't be the slightest bit symbolic or anything!

(Seriously, I don't think this movie is clever enough for that to be symbolic, but still... ;D )

#Monsterdon

if nobody says five rounds rapid i'm gonna riot

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#gorgo

I bet they wish they bought some Masers when they could have
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"Tanks? Of course."

Here we go! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Search Lights! it's the blitz!

I suppose the Blitz would have put London in a good position for this sort of thing. 😬 #Monsterdon

a little girl's doll got trampled, that's how you know they're running for their lives

#monsterdon #gorgo

Don't panic. You're British for heaven's sake. #Monsterdon #Gorgo

Had to unlock the gate for groceries. Where are we at? #Monsterdon

"I can't that way sir, my legs aren't that short!"

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#gorgo

listen, even the british know that you can't have a british disaster movie without the Thames. #monsterdon

rest of the thing has very good visuals so they kinda stood out #monsterdon

@brooke They did it because that way they can show a stuntman on fire #monsterdon

The sequel to Gorgo is young Sean’s Irish mother coming to get him from those baby thieves Gorgo’s mother left alive so they might tell the tale. #Monsterdon

DON'T PANIC AND CARRY A TOWEL #monsterdon

The River Thames ✅ #Monsterdon

"The creatures got through ..."

You mean there's more than one coming in?

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hey! it's an evacuation! #monsterdon

Oh no, the Royal Army just lost a dozen of its most experienced mannequins! #Monsterdon

aw look at those cute flappy ears

#monsterdon #Gorgo

is... is that how you say thames? :blobfoxconfused:

#monsterdon #gorgo

@Taweret lol he should have had a lucky charm #monsterdon

That capitalist swine Dorkin needs to be locked up for his negligence #monsterdon

Yeah, fuck that bridge up Gorgo!!
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@brooke I guess since the kid was scared back by flamethrowers... #Monsterdon #Gorgo

She looks just like a larger version of her son, little guy must take after his Mama. #Gorgo #Monsterdon #FreeGorgo #JusticeForGorgo

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are YOUR teens watching gorgo get immolated? they may be at risk! #monsterdon

did they just Light A Guy On Fire instead of Lighting Gorgo's Mom On Fire

#monsterdon #gorgo

#Monsterdon Finally! The tanks!

How 'bout a little fire, Gorgo?

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#Gorgo

NO, you idiot, fire AT something! It's implied!

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#gorgo

ROLL IN THE TANKS

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RIP drugged-up Mods. #Monsterdon

@SRLevine Oh I would definitely believe they mashed random military words together. It still happens today!

Though maybe we're supposed to believe that there was a joint NATO fleet placed under the command of the British admiralty 🤷

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is it just me or those submarine scenes looked like stock footage #monsterdon

a three hour tour!

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#gorgo

@moira Things were so primitive before Large Language Models were cooked up #monsterdon

Did, y'all really think you were gonna stop/ catch Gorgo's Mom with a bunch of nets? Fools.
#Gorgo #FreeGorgo #JusticeForGorgo #Monsterdon

Sir, the stock footage is having no effect!
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Dumping gas in the river. What could go wrong? #Monsterdon

@Taweret kid has no parapsychology connection to little gorgo. just parasocial #monsterdon

@Taweret Why even HAVE an orphan kid if they’re not psychic? #Monsterdon

The pissed off eyes coming out of the water is a really effective shot. #Monsterdon #Gorgo

Honestly like the Big Map room. it's small but has a good atmosphere

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#gorgo

the pot 'o' tea so i don't forget i'm in england :ms_ok_hand_clw:

#monsterdon #gorgo

@bunnyhero @Taweret I feel like Brits don't have the patience to build all those fiddly little models #monsterdon

Send in the tanks? But the navy ships already used like 50cm guns and they didn't work! What are tanks going to use?

#Gorgo #Monsterdon

dubbing stock footage is hilarious i mean

i don't have any more than that it just is

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#gorgo

Rolling out the finger sandwic- uh, I mean the tanks #Monsterdon

Admiralty deploys major forces of the NATO fleet?

Did they just mash military words together? I would have assumed white guys (making this movie) in the 50s/60s would have a better grasp of these concepts...

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Amry: Maybe not nuke London, at least not yet...
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#Monsterdon #Gorgo I'm, like, 20 minutes behind in the feed. Loving the high participation levels tonight!

does the orphan kid even have psychic powers?

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#Monsterdon The Cuyuhoga river is burning. Cleveland?!

course 275 is a ham and cheese sandwich.

#monsterdon #gorgo

On the other hand, you shouldn't have a problem with H-Men anymore. #Monsterdon