@Zerofactorial Maybe if you put them together you might start approaching one fat lady

#Monsterdon

We'll "test it for aggression" by firing a fuckton of guns at it. #monsterdon

even if they were effective at all, their hit rate with these little firework missiles is like 1% at best #monsterdon

The underwater volcano fight looks so violent and powerful. Despite or possibly because it's obscured by lava glow and bubbles. One of my favorite kaiju fights of all time.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

Absolutely loving the miniatures in this movie. Go off lads, give it your best shot. It will not work, but I support you anyway

#Monsterdon

Listen, what if we try the exact same strategy that failed miserably last time?
(everyone cheers)

#Monsterdon

I just made a big sale! One MILLION dollars! #birdemic. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

"How much do you want for them?" Guys, it's not the best plan to enslave people who can SUMMON MOTHRA
#Monsterdon #Battra

Was that an Austin Powers reference? #monsterdon

One meeeellion dollars #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh, now you’ve gone and pissed off Mt. Fuji with your Corporate Evil kidnapping.

a guy in shades, you know he's American. #monsterdon

The volcano doesn't stop the fight. It just causes an intermission in the title match tonight.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

When they roll out the Mothra hymn it's like when the fat lady sings, only there are two of them and they're not what one would call fat #monsterdon

Mothra song! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon epic battle! Electricity versus lasers!

@trixter Huh. You ain't kidding. Wing snapped off two decades ago not long after I bought it.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Mothra

That's a rough translation of the song, but you get the gist. #Monsterdon

"Come, Mothra! Eat this multinational corporation! Devour billionaires and save the world!" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon This is Mothra’s jam!

Does Mothra creep and seep? I DON'T THINK SO. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

not the best rendition of it but still

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon “I can’t find the Cosmos, they’ve disappeared.” (Loud shriek): How do you misplace the Cosmos?!?

The Shobijin are wearing leggings now. Knit fabric or have they figured out how to get Lycra on that island?
#Monsterdon #Battra

Excellent Motra girls remix. A++ #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

Mothra MV time!

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Are all the kaiju on kaiju fight sequences going to be in the sea? Interesting choice #monsterdon

Uhhhhhhhh #monsterdon #godzillavsmothra

Birds (exposition fairies) in a gilded cage ... from a toyshop! This movie is really down on Maritoma company. #Monsterdon

The egg is a metaphor, you see... #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Godzilla and Battra are certainly gone for good now.” Hey, he’s hit on the magic phrase to summon the monsters!

Buddy, Mothra is their agent and he hasn't got his cut. #Monsterdon

@yatsu Huh I kind of felt like it was very American

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@trixter oh snap i just checked and it's still available lol #monsterdon

I often address my sister as "Sister". #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

Just a couple of gals being pals, right? Or maybe they're COUSINS #Monsterdon

The little girl's voice is so shrill and piercing, I almost can't hear it. I'm clearly very old. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

"What will you be studying?" "Jail, I'm afraid, but it'll give me time to think." #monsterdon

@trixter Godzilla woke up with a beef against everybody #monsterdon

Five minutes later Moustache Boss misplaces the case and sits on them. >_> #Monsterdon

A grub half his size is kicking the shit out of Godzilla in the ocean. His home turf!
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

#monsterdon Worst fighting evuh. The Japanese martial arts may never recover.

#Monsterdon Get them a Barbie townhouse!

#Monsterdon Meteor! Lava! Typhoon! Landslide! Undersea volcano! We could have made the Bingo card from natural disasters alone.

@trixter i used to have the domain GODZILLER.COM years ago but i never did anything with it so i let it go #monsterdon

This is how _all_ board meetings go.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

@aprilfollies I would feel bad for the fairies though #monsterdon

weird, ancient twin aliens, and you're like, hey, mascot! well, it's very japan if nothing else. #monsterdon

It's not clear to me what stage these two's relationship is at. In this scene, it's "we've been divorced long enough that it stopped hurting and now I can relate to you as almost a friend." But up to now it's been mostly vitriol?
#Monsterdon #Battra

Evil Marketing execs seems like an oxymoron. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

the background mallet music on this date is playing partial themes from "a girl worth fighting for" and it's like anachronistic subtext #monsterdon

@forestine Maybe she made him get a haircut between scenes. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

So after losing the egg and witnessing a monster fight at sea, it's time to just go back and have a chill little kiki? #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

"We have a happy ending!" Guys it's only been 45 minutes! #Monsterdon

did our indiana jones guy stop and get a haircut or does he have a removable mullet? #Monsterdon

I love when people in these dubs pronounce it "Godziller". #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

Love that marimba in the background.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

Ah, a drunken Japanese businessman. The natural order has been restored. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Some points grudgingly given for coolness of undersea electrical battle.

Hey Godzilla, isn’t it too early for you to fuck off into the sea?

I have no idea how I haven't gotten a #MonsterdonBingo yet, I must have missed some squares earlier in the movie.

#Monsterdon

Volcano got 'em. Movie's over. #monsterdon

so we're up for destroying southeast asia in general? sure, why stick to just japan, let's go for the world! #monsterdon

"It's a good thing that we lost the egg, don't you think?" has serious "oh good the curtains are on fire" energy #monsterdon

@strangefour Spit it out! SPIT IT OUT! #Monsterdon

I think I've seen this before, but if there's a evil Mothra twin. Are there evil fairy twins? #Monsterdon

@trixter @strangefour She's such a prima donna at that point too. "I'm a beautiful butterfly!" #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

Battra heard there was a fight! He's here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. But he can't open the gum wrapper.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

#Monsterdon Red(electricity) versus Blue (electricity)!

Uh oh! They've let out the lava juice!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

Godzilla kinda looks like a jobber here, losing a fight to an underwater worm. #Monsterdon

@strangefour Well she's got those big fragile wings #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

These underwater Kaiju fights... Is this where Pacific Rim got the idea? #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

It is weird to me that 9 times out of 10 larva Mothras always do better against Godzilla or other kaiju than fully grown butterfly Mothras do.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

Love Godzilka's"So take that" nod after that fight. #Monsterdon

"[Grunting continues]" God bless the subtitlers #monsterdon

#Monsterdon So Godzilla, who LIVES IN THE SEA, is afraid of a jet of water?

Who wrote this mess?

one of the fairies is trans and they switch off who #monsterdon

#monsterdon Did you see it destroy that paper building like it was, uhm, paper?!?!!

Batra is just taking no prisoners right off the bat. I love this guy. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

Also, the Mothra caterpillar is freaking adorable. #Monsterdon

"Big ugly worm" ?!

Listen,,, fella

#Monsterdon

If anything, the scenes where full size people hold a box with fairies in it look worse than in the Showa movies. #Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

Is this Godzilla supposed to be the one from the 1950s or one of the ones created from that one's DNA? I've lost track #monsterdon

"What Godzilla gonna do!?"
HAH! That line was delivered almost exactly like,
"What the dog doin`?"
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

good to know directed lightning beams still work underwater... #monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo top tier localization on the dub #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Sailor 1: Battra? What’s he doing?
Sailor 2: The Butterfly?

#Monsterdon Grub Mothra is… well, let me say I’m with Godzilla here. Fry it ASAP.

Everybody remember where we left that barge. Those things aren't free, you know.

#monsterdon

@Taweret and that's a #monsterdon BINGO @cheribaker

#monsterdon Ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnn everyone!!!!!!!

HERE COMES BATTRA WITH A STEEL CHAIR #monsterdon

That's one big ... _ahem_ ... eggsplosion. :bender_dance:

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

BOAT FIGHT!!!!
Fight Club on a ship might not be the best idea guys.
Also isn't this almost exactly like the boat stuff in Godzilla vs King Kong?
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

I do miss "raaaar!" action though xD

#monsterdon

"Oh NO! They're getting pissed off!" *chomping popcorn* That's what we're here to see. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

"Look out"? Was... Was she talking to Godzilla? #Monsterdon

Reverse chest-buster scene. Larva on Godzilla action.

#Monsterdon

“Oh no, they’re getting pissed off!”

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

Mothra is beautiful, graceful and perfect.
Grub, is, um, the less said the better

#Monsterdon