#Mothra, trans warrior, ecological avenger

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

and off into the galactic horizon goes our out and proud #trans ecowarrior of #GodzillaVsMothra

the end...

for now!

thank you @Taweret@octodon.social for another awesome #Monsterdon and thank you @cheribaker for another fun #MonsterdonBingo card.

this is the fun i needed going into my #fuckCancer surgery on Tuesday. am really grateful.

#Mothra after pupating

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Bingo!

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonBingo
#GodzillaVsMothra

btw the Philippines are getting some love in this movie

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#GodzillaVsMothra

#Mothra & #Battra

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#GodzillaVsMothra

real life Professor Oak mofo

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#GodzillaVsMothra

glitter & laser beams

#Mothra & #Battra are totally trying to put some groove in the heart of #Godzilla.

that's too much trouble. they should try ecstasy.

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

Mothra glitter everywhere! We'll never get it all up.

#Monsterdon

did he just say it was General TANDOORI?!?!

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#MonsterdonBingo
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several thousand years of a cave painting of... MOTHRA! with a friggin' christian cross light puzzle in the background

all we need is someone screaming MULTIPASS!!

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

and #Mothra farts a glittering rainbow because, why not?

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

rotating command center table was not on my bingo card

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

out : pearl necklacing

in : mothra webbing

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

These gender reveal parties are getting out of hand. #Monsterdon

fuckers are nuking Mothra in the middle of Tokyo.

not even Truman would do that.

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

GRINGO DUDE: so how much do you want for the Cosmos

TOKYO JONES: one million dollars

#Monsterdon
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#GodzillaVsMothra

so know we know what the professor ended up working in after the Mothra & Godzilla incident

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#MonsterdonBingo
#GodzillaVsMothra

Someone should promote the genius who decided to attack with live ammunition this time. #Monsterdon

the next logical step after those F15 couldn't kill whatever they were shooting

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#GodzillaVsMothra

Righteous Mothra rightfully did NOT destroy the Namco building. #Monsterdon

Subtitles for the singing would be nice

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was Japanese Christopher Lee a scientist or a government dude?

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#GodzillaVsMothra

Ferriphobia is (possibly) the fear of ferris wheels. For future reference. #Monsterdon

Ah, the glitter attack, known by strippers all over the world. #Monsterdon

i knew i had scene that CEO somewhere

#japanese #fascism #aesthetics
#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

all japanese government guys have the same eyeglasses, mustache and eyebrows

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#GodzillaVsMothra

so this is like a japanese Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom without the hotness that is Harrison Ford. at least the guy knows how to curse in english. who's the cutie?

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#GodzillaVsMothra

Japanese Christopher Lee is part of the evil conspiracy against the environment and the cosmos

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OMG that was an insult to grouch marx. that dude is just your standard corporatist fascist. he had his bootlicker steal ecowashing Ling Ling & Lung Lung so they can now run ads with them.

#Monsterdon
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#GodzillaVsMothra

i wish i had some sake now

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonBingo
#GodzillaVsMothra

btw those ecowashing pixies are giving strong Ling Ling & Lung Lung face

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#GodzillaVsMothra

what's that larvae doing to Godzilla's tail... is this some kind of tentacle... never mind.

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonBingo
#GodzillaVsMothra

TEETH!

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#MonsterdonBingo
#GodzillaVsMothra

that rope bridge scene is giving me National Treasure vibes

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

btw

there's a guy in a business suit with them in this Infant Island going into what is obviously the set Peter Jackson ended up using 10 years later for his King Kong movie

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

If they're going to steal everything from Indiana Jones movies, I can only assume that one of these people's face is going to melt off at some point, which would be nice. #Monsterdon

so and mothra fucked off into outer space in a cloud of glitter as we all hope to one day

ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

so #Godzilla is a fucking cop in this movie?

#ACAB
#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

so what exactly is Mothra trying to accomplish by saving Battra?

are Mothra & Battra the Ling Ling & Lung Lung of insect pokemon?

OR ARE THEY MATING ‽‽‽‽

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#GodzillaVsMothra

It would engender respect to have theme music like Godzilla’s playing in the atmosphere every time you enter a space. #Monsterdon

They have pre-recorded Mothra evac messages in the hotels?

#Monsterdon

Mothra's egg is a metaphor for our failed marriage. i mean, when you think about it

#monsterdon

cat ears godzilla is best godzilla

#monsterdon

and we've arrived to the ALIENS portion of the movie with the giant eggs

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I N F A N T 🏝️ I S L A N D

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#GodzillaVsMothra

OH! now i get it. Tokyo Jones and Single Japanese Woman Masako were married and he owes her money.

she's right. that elephant buddha he stole ain't gonna pay the bills

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#GodzillaVsMothra

I love how they dramatically fall about 6 feet in slow motion

#Monsterdon

Oh, no, this film is woke about climate change! My eyes! (quickly glances over to Fox News for refreshing reminder of why it's all fake news.) #Monsterdon

eek! am late #Monsterdon

A final #mothra #monsterdon thought. If mothra and battra really are unhappy about how humanity’s industrial processes harm the Earth, perhaps they shouldn’t force us to rebuild one of Earth’s largest metro cities every 10 years. Did Mothra think about maybe doing an environmental impact study on wrecking half of Tokyo?

Mothra, the original DART mission #monsterdon

#Monsterdon First time I’ve seen Godzilla get *flown* off into the sea.

@Taweret it's an assisted fucking off into the sea #monsterdon

The english dub for this guy is incredible. He should be in an Invader Zim cartoon. #monsterdon

omfg this kid says the most devestating shit. just an absolute mauler

#monsterdon

"Destroy the city! I'll build it again, you'll see!" - me, playing SimCity 2000 #monsterdon

Masers, you fools! #Monsterdon

Ocean on fire? Pfft! That's so 2021. #Monsterdon

Mothra song. fuck yes.

#monsterdon

I enslaved the Mothra fairies as grindfluencers and compensated them with a Barbie Dreamhouse. Am I the asshole? #Monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social Between the two of them, they can just about carry a credit card.
#Monsterdon #Battra

Mothra hits the ground (sea) running
#Monsterdon

"it's big... something's big approching"

with that egg,
NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

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#GodzillaVsMothra

@CactuarJoe breakfast!
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Godzilla is here to do some debugging #Monsterdon

Cue the theme music!!! #Monsterdon

Was that Tokyo Tower? I thought it was orange

#Monsterdon

fucking off into the ground is definitely _not_ fucking off into the sea #monsterdon

I love when movies do giant sets for tiny people.

#monsterdon

it's not made of rock or metal... it's some kind of egg shell...

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

Oh, it's not a talking flower, that'd be silly.

It's just two tiny fairies.

#monsterdon

there's always an ooooh-oooohh aaaaah-aaaaaah in every movie scene of a forest even if there's no chimpanzees outside of friggin' Africa

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

oh no they fell five feet into the most beautiful clear, still water ive ever seen

#monsterdon

OLD DUDE she's a distinguished archeologist and
she's single

SAID ARCHEOLOGIST: am not single, am divorced... i just haven't gotten any alimony

ME: ❓❓❓❓

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

"...can this thing hold us?"
"dunno, let me jump up and down on .... " <SNAP>

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

please jump up and down on the bridge, please. #monsterdon

I need more Godzilla plushies.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla

🔥 🔥 🔥 wAAAAA🔥 🔥 🔥 AAAAAAAAAA🔥 🔥 🔥 AAAAAAAAAH! 🔥 🔥 🔥

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

covered in glitter, attended by fairies, she's a celestial goddess and divine protector and she will crush you and your family because your apartment building was in her goddamn way

#monsterdon

as funny as you guys are, i honestly laughed the most just at watching larva Mothra smashing the shit out the city, just plowing along casually killing thousands

our celestial protector

#monsterdon

I talked so long in the two #3dPrinter training sessions that my throat is hella sore and my tongue hurts. 3:30 to 9:30. Six hours. Six hours?! And after the activity of the rally and march today. I feel like Ive been run through a woodchipper. I want to cry and drink a box of wine and cuddle a bunny and watch cartoons, its time to implode terribly. I missed my friends birthday, and also #monsterdon, going overtime. I better make the rent this month. :( :( :(

If you can see this, you're about to hit a.patch. of timeline littered with no context #monsterdon posts from when a bunch of us watched a movie together. To clean it up, add a filter for #monsterdon (preferences > filters) and set it to hide completely in your public feeds ❤️

@blogdiva @Taweret @cheribaker oh dang

that's the opposite of fun - good luck, fingers crossed and all those bits

#monsterdon

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reminder that during october #Monsterdon will be temporarily replaced by #mastoween

Godzilla and Mothra: The Battle For Earth - 4/5
"What"
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And so another Monsterdon sinks into the setting sun. #Monsterdon

Oh I spoke too soon! She fucked off into *space* #monsterdon

"...are they ever going to come back and see us again?"
"Oh yeah. Sorry kid, but we're gonna do more stupid stuff that will guarantee it."

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

Yes. I love it when she parks at an airport like a jetliner. #monsterdon

Mothra on the other hand fucks off into the sky #monsterdon

Mothra casts Magic Circle Against Godzilla #monsterdon

Now even the divorced nature gods are getting back together.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

Mothra + Battra, for when your anti-nuclear lizard refuses to fuck off into the sea on his own. #monsterdon

we'll just put godzilla in the sea where he - lives and - um, goes to heal when he's injured

this is a great plan

#monsterdon

Oh man, Battra was full of mustard! #Monsterdon

Every time I forget Mothra has chicken feet

#Monsterdon

They're barely noticeable, but I do like Godzilla's smol ears.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

#monsterdon I'm a little sad they didn't find a way to roll the ferris wheel into him like some kaiju panjandram

It’s a moth chase
#Monsterdon