Maser!!!! #Monsterdon

The weirdest thing about this film is how much detail they put into Mothra's butt.

#monsterdon

Fuzzy Wuzzy! #Monsterdon

Mothra's prettier but Battra has the most metal transformation sequence

#monsterdon

Mothra's quilted for extra softness. #Monsterdon

@ysengrin Great, mothra glitter farts cause ED too?! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

@ysengrin Glitter, like Mothra, is eternal

#monsterdon

godzilla doing things he's done many times? impossible

#monsterdon

Oh how the turn tables #monsterdon #godzillavsmothra

#Monsterdon “The Earth hates your mustache! And so do I!”

It's weird how Mothra moves down the Tokyo streets like a Rose Bowl float #monsterdon

"I'm not crazy!" "INSTITUTION!" #monsterdon

"Why do I suffer more than anyone else, it's not fair!" said the billionaire CEO. #monsterdon

@blogdiva That's what I heard too! #monsterdon

it turns out mt fuji was full of sparklers

#monsterdon

@apLundell@octodon.social More of a pigeon, really #monsterdon

romantic music at the end of the larval stage as mothra stringshots into the air all over the government buildings. idk what exactly the symbolism is but its horny as hell #monsterdon

@blogdiva ...no... it's not close, it's _definitely_ a cover! #monsterdon

see when a kaiju larva loves a building very, very much...

#monsterdon

The capitol building? Oh come on, let her have this one. Like you've never wanted to destroy the seat of government before! It's a rite of passage! #Monsterdon

If Mothra is summoned by an ancient folk song, maybe Battra should be summoned by a different music genre.
Rap Battle? Death Metal? Techno?
No, techno should be saved for a MechaGodzilla.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

"Okay, I'm not killing ANY more people! I prom- whoops! Sorry, that was an accident! Sorry, my b- Whoops! Sorry about the hospital! I'll glue that back to- AND THE HI RISE! My fault, TOTALLY my fault!" #Monsterdon

Oh sure. There's probably a hundred tanks there. But try shouting at them. Maybe that would help.

#monsterdon

Sweetie, we're going to change your name to Snitchy. #Monsterdon

(the world is burning as monsters fight in the street)
And how you going to pay alimony!

#Monsterdon

damn. this kid is brutal lol

#monsterdon

@bk1e i've always assumed the lyrics were "we love you mothra / oh yes we do / we love you mothra / and we are true" #monsterdon

@Taweret Mothra will save us!!!
(gets crushed by Mothra)
#Monsterdon

the twins singing as the mothra larva destroys city streets *chef's kiss* #monsterdon

listen, if i was on the highway and saw THAT coming across the bay, i would simply no longer be on that highway. #monsterdon

You know what, Mothra? Eat them. Eat them all. #Monsterdon

TOY BOATS

#monsterdon

"One MILLION dollars!" #monsterdon

He forgot to put his pinky to the side of his mouth when he said "one meeeelion dollars"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

if i was an evil capitalist who was holding fairies captive in order to exploit them, i would simply not allow them to sing their special kaiju summoning song

but that's just me

#monsterdon

The Smol Ladies are singing shit's gonna get real now #Monsterdon

All the subtitled "M"s have little antennas!
#Monsterdon #godzillavsmothra

you unwittingly gave them the perfect backdrop for their song! checkmate! #monsterdon

oh now you've done it. you've forced them to sing the mothra song #monsterdon

The fairy song is good, but it's no The Blob song. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

Kid in a kaiju movie! *Makes warding sign* #Monsterdon

"What if Mothra comes and tries to save the Cosmos" Oh that's just crazy. When has that ever happened before. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

what on earth are you going to pay the cosmos fairies #monsterdon

"Hello my baby, hello my darlin', hello my ragtime gal!" We'll be rich!! #monsterdon

If loving hand drawn lightning animation is wrong, I don't wanna be right. #Monsterdon

Battra, "Fuck you." *yeets Mothra into the sky*
Battra, "Fuck you." *blows up a barge*
"Battra, "And fuck you!" *lightning blasts Godzilla*
Divorced Indiana Jones, "Oh no they're getting pissed off."
Ya think?
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

THING1 has nicknamed that guy that called the asteroid a detonator "Japanese Christopher Lee"

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonBingo
#GodzillaVsMothra

Battra vs Mothra is basically Charjabug vs Weedle now
#Monsterdon #Battra

That barge is tougher than half the buildings in Tokyo AND Tokyo Tower. They should rebuild the city out of barges. #Monsterdon

Mothra keeps a can of silly string on her, just in case Godzilla tries some funny business

#Monsterdon

Tadpole Mothra's a fiesty little critter.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

THIRD UNRELATED MONSTER

#MonsterdonBingo
#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

Go, Mothrapillar!
Mothrapillar, use Withdraw!
#Monsterdon #Battra

Everybody was moth egg fighting 🎶​ #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That kaiju knows how to make an entrance. Theme music - check. Dramatic screech - check. Suave strut - check.

The ocean here is only waist-deep on Godzilla.

#Monsterdon

Godzilla: “I’m back! Did you miss me?”
#Monsterdon

Godzilla's power-walking. Danger, danger, danger!
#Monsterdon #Battra

It was only a meteorite, how did it end up like this...eorite #monsterdon

Oo, disco egg! #Monsterdon

Godzilla has a hankering for a Mothra omelet.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

Godzilla heard you were talkin' shit. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

THERE's our boy! #Monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social Teeny ones, like a day-old kitten!
#Monsterdon #Battra

"I accidentally knocked the lid off this navigation thing, do you want another take?"
"KEEP ROLLING"
#Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

Godzilla heard someone was transporting a giant hardboiled egg. #Monsterdon

does it help him see better if he removes his hat? #monsterdon

@aburka It's like a monstrous photobomb #monsterdon

@bk1e no, wrong city. nagoya. #monsterdon

#monsterdon It's Mothra's egg! Said the cosmos fairies

Such a *pretty* giant egg! Lovely colors! "Oh I could write a sonnet, about your Easter bonnet, and of the monster ruining the Easter Parade." #Monsterdon

MASERS!

I love Battra larva’s creepy bug face. Nice glowy red eyes.

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

@yatsu There's just this ONE high-ranking military guy who's convinced they're going to work this time and someday he'll be right and he'll be absolutely insufferable. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

hand drawn lightning effects. fuck yeah

#monsterdon

So this movie is about Godzilla vs Mothra but the first monster on screen is... not one of those? #monsterdon

as well know, Mothra is a fairy/bug type so im assuming Battra is dark/bug

#monsterdon

@blogdiva It looked more like candy to me #monsterdon

"Oh a giant egg. Is it heavy?"
She ain't heavy, she's my Mothra.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

"We hope that humans don't make the same mistakes they made before"

Once again, folks, that's what they call, "foreshadowing"

#monsterdon

Masako: Are you from space?
Cosmos: We are made of star stuff.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Y’all weren’t kidding about it being an Easter egg.

wait! they even have a kid... oooh! a bingo spot

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

WE HAVE MOTHRA FAIRIES

#monsterdon

If you're not sure about the strength of a rope bridge, the safe thing to do is to all cross at the same time.

You know, Team up and out-number the bridge. Let's see it try something when the odds are 3 to 1.

#monsterdon

OF COURSE there's a cave behind the waterfall, do none of you play Zelda games? #Monsterdon

Alan Rickman did it better #monsterdon

so that was a... 3 foot drop? #monsterdon

Awww look at the cute little bug that woke up on the sea floor. He's a sweet little insect. I bet he'll be friends with Godzilla.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

"sorry our trip will be delayed, the pith helmet i ordered hasn't arrived yet" #Monsterdon

We’re not on Melee Island anymore

#Monsterdon

...Can Godzilla really BE anything but "at large"? #Monsterdon

I am *loving* these computer graphics. Very well done!

#Monsterdon

"...there have been some terrible changes in the climate"

Sorry to say, you haven't seen nothing yet.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

Adventure archeologists never bring flashlights.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Seriously, it’s like the Army doesn’t approve of tomb robbing.

Gonna insult someone this week by saying "you cockroach!" #monsterdon

"Guess where I am! I'm in JAIL! And I LIKE IT here!" #monsterdon

BIGASSTEROID!

#Monsterdon

Little known working title, Rambo: First Kaiju

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

@neia based on the amount of guns he maaaaaay not be a real archaeologist #monsterdon