#Monsterdon βDonβt kill any more people, Mothra! But buildings are okay to wreck.β
@RobynGoodfellow it really works well though
@Taweret Came here to say this, and I'm so upset that you beat me to it. I am incandescent with rage. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
if mothra was a little dog then nobody would be upset about the havoc. just not fair #Monsterdon
"It's larval stage?!?"
Yeah, lady. You understand we're talking about a moth, right? Did you think this grub was a moth?
#monsterdon
This is what caterpillars do to make cocoons, right, just spray silk everywhere?
The haunting Silly String Aria #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
"In half an hour, I want this entire area evacuated!"
"Sir, this is downtown Nagoya. There are half a million people here."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Get used to disappointment."
#Monsterdon #Battra
Why are Our Heroes surprised that this worm creature named MOTHra who was in a cave with paintings of a MOTH might actually just be a larva? #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra
The obligatory destruction of the National Diet building #Monsterdon
Air Quality Alert #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Well, you see, when a giant caterpillar and a capitol building love each other very muchβ¦.
WHY IS THERE ROMANTIC MUSIC AND "WEB" SPRAYING ON THE BUILDING? #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
UHHHHHHHH #monsterdon #godzillavsmothra
this kid seems overly fascinated by the idea of Mothra's death. #monsterdon
"i hear it... their song... it's close"
@msh lol to be fair Mothra does need a way out of the city
"...larval stage?"
"Yeah, shit's about to get real"
Is Mothra sucking the juices out of the Diet Building? Kinda low cal, tho, right? It's a DIET building. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
#Monsterdon So if Daddy stops being a thief, will humans stop destroying nature? Iβm a bit confused at the causality here.
Heh, is this gonna be another instance of a scientist declaring martial law? :P #Monsterdon
Monsters always know to go for national landmarks. #monsterdon
Why are the fairies being stored in a jukebox? #monsterdon
#monsterdon The national diet building? It _did_ just lose some weight I guess...
meanwhile, in a different movie... #VolcanoPlot #monsterdon
She has a professional job and heβs him, wouldnβt she be paying alimony? Heβd owe child support, sure. #Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra
seems like we should have been evacuating people already but okay
These subs are translating Midori's "Mothra-san" as "Mr. Mothra"
This isn't one of those movies though, right?
YES! YES! Bye Bye Diet building! This one just hits all the sweet spots. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
that's right, Mothra, into the government buildings. (^_^)-b
#monsterdon
HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE LINE ABOUT THE DIET BUILDING π¨π¨π¨
Don't kill any more people m/kay Mothra?
eeeep eep~ (ok!)
--crawls over several more buildings....
Thank you Mothra!
(thousand lay died and injured)
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon βMothra is approaching! You must evacuate the hotel!β And goβ¦. where exactly? Walk to the mainland?
"Psychics" hate news radio. Facts are just bad vibes.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra
This dad when that kid becomes a teenager. #Monsterdon
Oh wow the CGI for carrying the fairies in her hands is SO BAD #monsterdon
@trixter This, this right here. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
Another bite (of the building) for the road, why not? #monsterdon
and so mothra killed another six thousand people on her way back to the sea
'i'll make daddy get a real job' this kid is now the hero of the movie #monsterdon
Kid is clearly too young to know that ACAB and that snitches get stitches. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
"Mothuraaaaaaa Chill the F**K out Mothraaaaa" #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
@Taweret@octodon.social Those city blocks were necessary sacrifices for dramatic timing and character development.
#Monsterdon #Battra
"We understand. Our father is also a deadbeat." #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra
@WhiskeySailor you gotta wonder if the writer was going through something #monsterdon
They named their child after melon liqueur? #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
@Taweret are they in Tokyo though? I need to know if this is a "tokyo landmark being destroyed" for... reasons #monsterdon
@blogdiva "Tokyo Jones" weirdly has a nice ring to it
#Monsterdon βDestroy the city! Iβll build it again!β Yup, thatβs capitalism. (Disaster capitalism, to be pedantic.)
General Tandoori? #monsterdon
Greedy gaijin industrialist!
"One... million dollars."
"Lol nope."
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra
*cruch crunch* yummy plaster! #monsterdon
Are Mothra's eyes just a couple of T5 LEDs? Trying to get a sense of scale for the model. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
"...I believe we can work something out"
"you mean .... <winks>"
"Ummm, no."
"Damn."
mothra leveled 12 city blocks while we were talking to the kid
Honestly surprised we didn't have the plucky child involved earlier. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra
"I don't want to be a thief's daughter!" Occasionally honour culture has its advantages #monsterdon
"...are these for me?"
"Yes, but don't feed them after midnight, and keep them away from water"
"Leave through the nearest exit immediately! Here on 98.9 FM The Wave!" #Monsterdon
great, now we've got Plucky Kid involved. the movie can proceed. #monsterdon
@amyfou I'm pretty sure "driving" their "big truck" into a "cave" is exactly what they're thinking about. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra
I have to say the military guys have a point so far... Mothra giving off some "they will greet us as liberators" vibes while destroying everything in its path #monsterdon
It just occurred to me. Is Battra sort of a Death's Head Mothra? #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
So this one guy is just going to rebuild Tokyo... Yeeeeah
Now slap him! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Has anyone considered the hypothesis that Kaiju attacks are deliberately provoked by the military-industrial complex to use up so many conventional munitions that Japan will have to buy a whole new supply?
I take back my earlier aspersions. Mothra on wheels is pretty lacking in personality.
#Monsterdon #Battra
are those green LEDs in the centre of her eyes? #monsterdon
@trixter
I did try to glue it back in. But like I'm not good with super glue. It's kinda heavy plastic. The wing is heavier than the body. #Monsterdon
Oo, she took that bridge at eye-level. Careful, girl. Your fontanelle still hasn't closed. #Monsterdon
it's the sideway mouth, it just-- #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial heh yeah that's more accurate
Mothra, our protector, who also destroys building indiscriminately
"..so, that's Mothra"
"yeeeup"
@diazona Maybe if you had a thousand of them #monsterdon
"That's ridiculous you fool! Never admit liability!" #monsterdon
#Monsterdon And now hereβs the Cosmos with their new song βMothra, Fuck Shit Upββ
A bridge is destroyed! DRINK! #Monsterdon
@plaidtron3000 she is sort of dressed like a human sized fairy, or at least the presence of two adult human women is rare enough in these movies that it seems like that's what they're doing #monsterdon
I kind of wonder if Mothra is even really aware she's being shot at
jesus mothra is killing so many people smashing her way through town
So, sister is inexplicably psychic? Or did I miss an actual explanation? #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
"...fight the Great War"
"sorry, that one already happened."
Did they fuck? Did the divorced couple get back together before we are even halfway into this movie?
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra
#Monsterdon Mothera is coming to destroy all your wool sweaters!
@strangefour π¬ Looks fixable at least? #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra
Ah, and now the military is trying to kill the creature that saved them from Godzilla and a handful of other kaiju in the past few decades. This would be understandable if Japan's military might had saved them from Battra and Godzilla.
#Monsterdon #Battra
Yeah, they should've called this film Mothra vs. Godzilla. Our girl deserves top billing here. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Are these guys the ancestors of future Stormtroopers? βCause they canβt hit shit!
The fun part about watching on a federated website is occasionally I get 5 toots in a row form others enjoying #Monsterdon 20 minutes late
#Monsterdon Flower Fairies π§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ get points for catchy tune.
Practical effects sea battle is pretty rockin' #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
@blogdiva Pinoys represent! #monsterdon
Okay, _this_ is a proper military failure. Much better, movie. #monsterdon
Hehe physical effects shells missing something the size of Mothra. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe I think that's why the song sounds like "Mothra YUM" #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
@neia Look, capitalists are notoriously bad at long-term planning, that's what got them in this mess. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra