Wow Battra gets an epic transformation effect
#monsterdon my home server went down almost exactly at 9:00 lmao
I wonder if all this maser pew-pew time is just making use of the kaiju moment for field training
Oooohhhhh, Mothra's *sparkly*! #Monsterdon
Just maybe... we can get him to fuck back off into the sea! #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra
Two kinds of masers. Country and Western. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
@paco Yeah although let's not think about how much air pressure is under those wings
@cheribaker That's a significant time skew definitely #monsterdon
Hey no fair! How come Battra gets to defy the cycle of nature like that? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Oh, Godzilla swims through water AND lava. Iβ¦ Iβ¦ ok, itβs magic, I give up.
OH SHIT #monsterdon
Batra's evolved. Super Pissed Off Spiky as Hell Moth. Check! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
brb starting a religion around Mothra. Gonna co-opt the whole "born again" thing
#Monsterdon #Battra
see when a bat larva is at the end of its larval stage it doesn't need a coccoon, just lightning. that's nature's way
Oooohhhhhh, _that's_ why they call it Battra.
That which never lived can never die! #battra #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
Godzilla can swim through a river of molten shit and come out clean.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra
@Zerofactorial It's probably too early for anyone to be done yet
(me laying half crushed under a building)
All is forgiven Mothra!!
After maybe her most unpleasant grub form, this is a lovely Mothra. Also looks nice and soft. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra
I wonder if Toho and Mattel have ever teamed up to make a set of Mothra Fairy Barbies.
They should.
the billions of yen it's gonna take to clean off the Diet Building, let's just scrap the thing. #monsterdon
So maybe I'm just a weirdo, but does anyone else get major Twin Peaks vibes whenever the Cosmos twins start singing?
They must have had a great budget for miniatures. All the city sets are great. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
She looks so soft. π #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra
πβ #monsterdon
#monsterdon that godzilla theme getting in my head- three steps down, three steps down, three steps down down back againπΆ
So I'm curious, how many are just about at the end of the movie? I've got 42 minutes left to go here and am nonplussed by a whole bunch of the #monsterdon toots
oo! mothra's so pretty in this one! #monsterdon
Important update! Mothra's glitter farts cause immediate and painful cancer! Do NOT BREATHE MOTHRA GLITTER FARTS. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
It's nice that both the monsters got their own wrestling-style intro sequence. Godzilla got firework shooters, Mothra got glitter dust and spotlights. And a theme song! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Godzilla, beings a better tactician than the army, waits for his true foe, Mothra, to go dormant before attacking.
i wish i could find a really good mothra plush
BY GAWD THAT'S GODZILLA MUSIC! HE IS BACK IN THIS MOVIE AND HE IS GOING TO BREAK A BUG IN HALF!
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra
(Farting noises) #monsterdon #godzillavsmothra
This just in: Mothra farts glitter! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
Mothra looks good in this one. so fluffy and cute
So Mothra starts out with a golden shower, okay #monsterdon
Mothra
Mothra
*banging table*
Mothra
Mothra
*tearing out own hair*
moTHRA MOTHRA
"Hello! It's Godzilla!"
<covers the mouth piece> "Sir, I have Godzilla on the phone."
@yatsu Seems to be a theme with this movie, monsters using their softest parts to batter bits of the landscape. #Monsterdon
"What a creature." #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra
Come on, just let larva-Mothra hatch as a pretty, giant moth, grab the Earth Cosmos singers, and fly away -- it'll be glad to leave Japan! #Monsterdon
@diazona That'd be cool, though it would confuse 99.5% of the onlookers #monsterdon
"Godziller is back!" #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
@aburka@hachyderm.io So the person in charge can always have the best view, no matter where he sits
#Monsterdon #Battra
1500 degrees...PAH! That's just luke warm to Godzilla #Monsterdon
That person has a camera! Got another two #monsterdonbingo across the top and down the left side #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Yeah, Mt. Fuji has it in for you, personally, with the fires of molten magma. Kind of like I feel about this movieβs dialogue.
ouch, power lines to the groin, be careful there, Godzilla-san. #monsterdon
"I dunno, what do I look like, a geologist?" #Monsterdon
Pending Godzilla attack theme! #Monsterdon
Power lines! Definitely hitting all the classics #Monsterdon
Why is the ENTIRE CONFERENCE TABLE on a lazy susan?! #monsterdon
Heh, that was a lot of high technology just to zoom in on a guy in a suit :P #Monsterdon
yes, more shots of The Man, yes! #monsterdon
@neia It's because all the actors in this scene are actually Gerry and Sylvia Anderson puppets #monsterdon
"Open the screen!"
Yeah, who closed it in the first place? Why is that even a thing you can do to the screen?
kick-ass computer graphics #monsterdon
Wow. Godzilla has a shit tonne of pyro for his second entrance tonight. This is going to be his Wrestlemania moment.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra
@jonny I wasn't expecting Godzilla vs Mothra to be horny, but I guess I was wrong... #Monsterdon
Oh my god the whole table and the chairs rotate! That's so unnecessary. Seriously, why? But still kind of cool.
#Monsterdon #Battra
#Monsterdon Godzilla upped his entrance game with sparklers, flashing lights, and a smoke machine.
"...the console needs to rotate"
"What? Why?"
"Just make it rotate!"
@WhiskeySailor I think for real silkworms the silk doesn't come out of that end #monsterdon
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE ROUND TABLE TURNING. IT'S FUCKING ROUND. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
"simon says get the fuck up!" #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Mothraβs cocoon means the movieβs over, right?
βEvacuate? In the moment of our triumph?β #WrongMovie
ah, putting that nice control center to work. #approve #monsterdon
Fire! Sparklers! Lightning! Lava! What an entrance for the big G.
Ooooh Glow in the Dark Mothra coccon! #Monsterdon
D'oh. Guess the volcano didn't get 'em. #monsterdon
Pointless spinning table Weeee! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
They stole this from the Space Needle rotating restaurant #monsterdon
Godzilla: "Honey, I'm hooooome!"
@Zerofactorial I really hope some real parade somewhere has featured a Mothra float
Spouting uh...strings of silk, huh? Well that imagery is... certainly something. I didn't expect this movie to be horny... #Monsterdon
let me know if the carpet answers, sir. #monsterdon
Somehow I doubt Mount Fuji would erupt out the sides and not out the top
Kill him, corporate underling. Kill him, and devour his moustache. #Monsterdon
Oh just leave the kid. #Monsterdon
Sorry, got distracted looking up silk process
#Monsterdon
Meanwhile, in Rodan's movie thirty years ago... #Monsterdon
Boy that businessman sure was a naive fool for thinking that a pair of 1/6th scale twins found on an abandoned island are magical.
thousands of people are lying under piles of rubble right now but yeah, you're suffering more than anyone else
Mothra is going on a Diet. HAH!
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Diet_Building
hokusai's lost view of mt fuji #Monsterdon
"...are you okay?"
"Oh sure, just taking a nap by this big fire"
#Monsterdon βNo, not the Capitol building!β I wonder if we could get a Kaiju to come up the Chesapeake. They did just have a typhoonβ¦
#Monsterdon Squint-Eye
At 1h 10m, look for Godzilla's length, height and weight on the computer display.
It will show "Height: 328.084 ft (100 m)."
BUT, previous movies had Godzilla being described as 150 m tall (984.252 ft).
@Louisa The subtitles say Cosmos
*pokemon evolution music intensifies* #monsterdon
@DinosaurRobo Look, a reptile is a kind of snake, it's all perfectly scientific. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra
@diazona you'd figure Japanese building codes would mandate some sort of Kaiju accessibility measures by now #Monsterdon
"Cosmos in a Baskit" from the people who brought you "Chikn' in a Biscuit" #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
In Japanese does βBattraβ sound like something other than βbatβ? Because a moth is not a bat. #Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra