Wow Battra gets an epic transformation effect

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Planes got masers now?

Then where's the TURBO button?

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#monsterdon my home server went down almost exactly at 9:00 lmao

I wonder if all this maser pew-pew time is just making use of the kaiju moment for field training

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Oooohhhhh, Mothra's *sparkly*! #Monsterdon

Just maybe... we can get him to fuck back off into the sea! #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

Two kinds of masers. Country and Western. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

@paco Yeah although let's not think about how much air pressure is under those wings

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@cheribaker That's a significant time skew definitely #monsterdon

Hey no fair! How come Battra gets to defy the cycle of nature like that? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh, Godzilla swims through water AND lava. I… I… ok, it’s magic, I give up.

OH SHIT #monsterdon

Batra's evolved. Super Pissed Off Spiky as Hell Moth. Check! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

brb starting a religion around Mothra. Gonna co-opt the whole "born again" thing
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see when a bat larva is at the end of its larval stage it doesn't need a coccoon, just lightning. that's nature's way

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Oooohhhhhh, _that's_ why they call it Battra.

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That which never lived can never die! #battra #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

Godzilla can swim through a river of molten shit and come out clean.
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@Zerofactorial It's probably too early for anyone to be done yet

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(me laying half crushed under a building)
All is forgiven Mothra!!

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After maybe her most unpleasant grub form, this is a lovely Mothra. Also looks nice and soft. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

I wonder if Toho and Mattel have ever teamed up to make a set of Mothra Fairy Barbies.

They should.

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the billions of yen it's gonna take to clean off the Diet Building, let's just scrap the thing. #monsterdon

So maybe I'm just a weirdo, but does anyone else get major Twin Peaks vibes whenever the Cosmos twins start singing?

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They must have had a great budget for miniatures. All the city sets are great. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

She looks so soft. 😭 #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

😍​ #monsterdon

#monsterdon that godzilla theme getting in my head- three steps down, three steps down, three steps down down back again🎶

So I'm curious, how many are just about at the end of the movie? I've got 42 minutes left to go here and am nonplussed by a whole bunch of the #monsterdon toots

oo! mothra's so pretty in this one! #monsterdon

Important update! Mothra's glitter farts cause immediate and painful cancer! Do NOT BREATHE MOTHRA GLITTER FARTS. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

It's nice that both the monsters got their own wrestling-style intro sequence. Godzilla got firework shooters, Mothra got glitter dust and spotlights. And a theme song! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Godzilla, beings a better tactician than the army, waits for his true foe, Mothra, to go dormant before attacking.

i wish i could find a really good mothra plush

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BY GAWD THAT'S GODZILLA MUSIC! HE IS BACK IN THIS MOVIE AND HE IS GOING TO BREAK A BUG IN HALF!
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(Farting noises) #monsterdon #godzillavsmothra

This just in: Mothra farts glitter! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

Mothra looks good in this one. so fluffy and cute

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"Looks like Godzilla's headed to Tokyo."

Holy Cats! If only we could have anticipated!

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So Mothra starts out with a golden shower, okay #monsterdon

#monsterdong

Mothra
Mothra
*banging table*
Mothra
Mothra
*tearing out own hair*
moTHRA MOTHRA

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"Hello! It's Godzilla!"
<covers the mouth piece> "Sir, I have Godzilla on the phone."

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@yatsu Seems to be a theme with this movie, monsters using their softest parts to batter bits of the landscape. #Monsterdon

"What a creature." #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

Come on, just let larva-Mothra hatch as a pretty, giant moth, grab the Earth Cosmos singers, and fly away -- it'll be glad to leave Japan! #Monsterdon

@diazona That'd be cool, though it would confuse 99.5% of the onlookers #monsterdon

"Godziller is back!" #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

@aburka@hachyderm.io So the person in charge can always have the best view, no matter where he sits
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1500 degrees...PAH! That's just luke warm to Godzilla #Monsterdon

That person has a camera! Got another two #monsterdonbingo across the top and down the left side #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yeah, Mt. Fuji has it in for you, personally, with the fires of molten magma. Kind of like I feel about this movie’s dialogue.

ouch, power lines to the groin, be careful there, Godzilla-san. #monsterdon

"I dunno, what do I look like, a geologist?" #Monsterdon

Pending Godzilla attack theme! #Monsterdon

Power lines! Definitely hitting all the classics #Monsterdon

Why is the ENTIRE CONFERENCE TABLE on a lazy susan?! #monsterdon

Heh, that was a lot of high technology just to zoom in on a guy in a suit :P #Monsterdon

yes, more shots of The Man, yes! #monsterdon

@neia It's because all the actors in this scene are actually Gerry and Sylvia Anderson puppets #monsterdon

"Open the screen!"

Yeah, who closed it in the first place? Why is that even a thing you can do to the screen?

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kick-ass computer graphics #monsterdon

Wow. Godzilla has a shit tonne of pyro for his second entrance tonight. This is going to be his Wrestlemania moment.
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@jonny I wasn't expecting Godzilla vs Mothra to be horny, but I guess I was wrong... #Monsterdon

Oh my god the whole table and the chairs rotate! That's so unnecessary. Seriously, why? But still kind of cool.
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#Monsterdon Godzilla upped his entrance game with sparklers, flashing lights, and a smoke machine.

"...the console needs to rotate"
"What? Why?"
"Just make it rotate!"

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@WhiskeySailor I think for real silkworms the silk doesn't come out of that end #monsterdon

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE ROUND TABLE TURNING. IT'S FUCKING ROUND. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

"simon says get the fuck up!" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Mothra’s cocoon means the movie’s over, right?

“Evacuate? In the moment of our triumph?” #WrongMovie

ah, putting that nice control center to work. #approve #monsterdon

Fire! Sparklers! Lightning! Lava! What an entrance for the big G.

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Ooooh Glow in the Dark Mothra coccon! #Monsterdon

D'oh. Guess the volcano didn't get 'em. #monsterdon

Pointless spinning table Weeee! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

They stole this from the Space Needle rotating restaurant #monsterdon

Godzilla: "Honey, I'm hooooome!"

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MF Doom

Every. single. time.

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@Zerofactorial I really hope some real parade somewhere has featured a Mothra float

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Spouting uh...strings of silk, huh? Well that imagery is... certainly something. I didn't expect this movie to be horny... #Monsterdon

let me know if the carpet answers, sir. #monsterdon

Somehow I doubt Mount Fuji would erupt out the sides and not out the top

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Kill him, corporate underling. Kill him, and devour his moustache. #Monsterdon

Oh just leave the kid. #Monsterdon

Sorry, got distracted looking up silk process
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Meanwhile, in Rodan's movie thirty years ago... #Monsterdon

Boy that businessman sure was a naive fool for thinking that a pair of 1/6th scale twins found on an abandoned island are magical.

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thousands of people are lying under piles of rubble right now but yeah, you're suffering more than anyone else

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Mothra is going on a Diet. HAH!
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Diet_Building

hokusai's lost view of mt fuji #Monsterdon

"...are you okay?"
"Oh sure, just taking a nap by this big fire"

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#Monsterdon “No, not the Capitol building!” I wonder if we could get a Kaiju to come up the Chesapeake. They did just have a typhoon…

#Monsterdon Squint-Eye

At 1h 10m, look for Godzilla's length, height and weight on the computer display.

It will show "Height: 328.084 ft (100 m)."

BUT, previous movies had Godzilla being described as 150 m tall (984.252 ft).

@Louisa The subtitles say Cosmos

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*pokemon evolution music intensifies* #monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo Look, a reptile is a kind of snake, it's all perfectly scientific. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

@diazona you'd figure Japanese building codes would mandate some sort of Kaiju accessibility measures by now #Monsterdon

"Cosmos in a Baskit" from the people who brought you "Chikn' in a Biscuit" #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

Uhh...

#nsfw

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In Japanese does “Battra” sound like something other than “bat”? Because a moth is not a bat. #Monsterdon
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