Jesus, Baby Mothra's kind of a badass in this one. Correctly using cover, going directly for the eyeballs, workin' the gut... #Monsterdon

Godzilla looking all smug like when your cat bats something fragile off a shelf and then makes eye contact with you
#Monsterdon #Battra

mothra is using string shot and it's super effective, maybe the military should take note #monsterdon

get it? an egg move

#monsterdon

A THIRD MONSTER HAS HIT THE MOVIE. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

#monsterdon

"EY! Fairies! Keep your kid in line, got it?!" - Godzilla, probably #monsterdon

No worries, Godzilla. My wife feels the same way when I spray "webbing" in her eyes. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

Ooo, String Shot right to the eyes. That hurts, there's flammable solvent in those. #Monsterdon

poor godzilla, his allergies act up every time. you think he'd find some zyrtec or something to bring along just in case. #monsterdon

Not the silly string! #monsterdon

Awww cute baby giant moth

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ @diazona ok if godzilla movies are real that's queued up for some post #monsterdon wikipedia time.

Mothra uses Silly String it's not very effective. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

I don't understand Battra's motivation. Was Japan threatening to do some climate control or something? #monsterdon

"Don't you bite my tail young lady! Now you get over here and let's go wreck Tokyo like a good girl." #Monsterdon

Excellent work integrating the people and model work in this week's #Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

"It's big. Something big's approaching."
Now in an American movie about divorce that would be a set up for a mother-in-law joke.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

#Monsterdon Godzilla, oh thank goodness. So far the most believable thing in this movie.

monster bites monster means second bingo ^_^ #monsterdon

"Get the ship out of here, quick"
thanks, captain, hadn't thought of that before.
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mothra has BITE from level one. it's an egg move

#monsterdon

Awwww, someone woke up a little grumpy. Does Godzilla need a snack? #Monsterdon

Godzilla like, "THEY WANT ME TO FIGHT *A BABY*? WELL, A PAYCHECK'S A PAYCHECK." #Monsterdon

Monstrous Trivia
When asked why characters have muted reactions to appearance of Mothra et al, Director Takao Okawara responded, "It's a monster movie, so of course it has monsters in it."

#Monsterdon

I love Battra. Despite being a guy walking on his knees as a pointy bug, he feels more menacing to me than Destroyah did.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

Aaaw, she's offering Godzilla an engagement ring! #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 man's been working out #monsterdon

"...we can't see, lift our box higher!"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

@jonny FWIW: microwave lasers

#Monsterdon

Godzilla is buffer than I remember. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

farewell, dreams of eating the biggest omlette, you were great while you lasted. #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz Drink! #Monsterdon

"All it was was one meteor! How could it cause so many problems!"

said professor T-Rex.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay we're about to find out how fresh this egg is by whether it floats or not?

@SnoopJ https://youtu.be/UPw-3e_pzqU?si=c4vm-wAiE2sjMsgk #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Where’s he going to go now?” I dunno, UNDERGROUND??

aaaand teeth makes bingo! #monsterdon

Salaryman on tomb robber action! So hawt! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

#Monsterdon I have reached the masers and discovered that microwave radiation is blue. Good to know.

M A S E R T A N K S ! !
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

Look at his sharp Teef! Look at them! Those pearly chompers. GO GET EM GODZILLA!! #Monsterdon

godzilla's awake and it's OMELETTE TIME #monsterdon

#monsterdon Batra too??!!!

GODZILLA DETECTION

#monsterdon

Do you think Godzilla has the same kind of "ugh, THIS again" reaction that the Godzilla Office people had to him stirring up?

#Monsterdon

So the dentition on this monster looks a little, uh... (it's not just me, right?) #Monsterdon

oh boy we get godzilla with very expressive eyes this time #monsterdon

@ItsTheManOnTheMoon Must be like a kaiku otaku #monsterdon

GODZILLA DETECTION #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ground burrowing critter has tusks why? Just asking for a biologist.

what is this guy's accent?! #monsterdon

MOTHER-FLIPPIN' PLASMA GUNS!!!

#Monsterdon

HEY! there he is! "Godzilla Detection"
#monsterdon

Also: Cat Ears Suit! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

Big G knows how to make an entrance in this one. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

Battra's favorite video game? Castle Crashers.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

tbh i have no idea what MASERs are but i just know to check off my bingo card when everybody gets excited about them #monsterdon

The military officer's surprised their weapons don't harm the kaiju. smh #monsterdon

MAZERS! Take a drink! #Monsterdon

@trixter The reviews are in! #Monsterdon

Okay, time to un-maximize the video to reduce flashing.
#Monsterdon #Battra

Keep your eye on that Bingo card, people! Now's the time!

But watch the movie! Look at what's happening! Hey did you see my last post? Don't miss it in the constant stream!

#Monsterdon

Behold! A pointier caterpillar!
#Monsterdon #Godzilla #Battra

i'm not sure why they even bother roling out the traditional tanks #monsterdon

#Monsterdon But wait, isn’t Battra part of nature? Should we be bombing it? /s

Maser time!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

By SDF standards, this really barely counts as a military failure, but I'll let it stand because MASERS! #monsterdon

Absolutely primo toy tank obliteration. Top Marks. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

time to try some conventional weapons. #monsterdon

You know it's starting to get real when they roll out the tanks and the future-tanks

#Monsterdon

Only half an hour in and we have mass evacuation! #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

how does *that* guy know about battra? #monsterdon

Giant *walking* caterpillar attacks city!

#Monsterdon

@neia no, it's a sun bear #monsterdon

so now we have tiny pixie like women... "we are the Cosmos, my friend."

am sorry little beckies, but there's only one Cosmos in *my* universe

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMothra

Battra larva's sideways mouth clearly started life as a hair clip. Good work, practical FX designers. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

Oh my gosh it's so obvious that Battra's just a guy in a suit! They didn't even put it on wheels to disguise the movements. It's charming
#Monsterdon #Battra

Ah yes, the well-known bipedal locomotion of the CATERPILLAR >_> #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe The term is "frotting" sir #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

I love the concept of "Mothra except it's super pissed off and cranky looking" #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

and evacuation scenes. another shot, guys. (^_^) #monsterdon

Are we gonna have some worm-on-worm action here? #Monsterdon

oh no they're transporting the giant egg on the ever given #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Imagine the chicken!

"Would you look at that! It's huge, isn't it. That egg's pretty big too!" #monsterdon

found it. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Just propelling oneself through the water like the hoff in the spongebob movie, as one does.

#Monsterdon Oooh, this guy has VERY important gold-rimmed glasses.

Oh wait they're just shooting it

#Monsterdon

"It's huge, isn't it?" "Why thank you young man, I... oh." #monsterdon #Monsterdong

I want a job gluing fireworks to the underside of a camera for POV plane-shooting-missiles shots. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth

If you want to take the egg, do it. Also we'll stay with you. But we'll need a large bed. And a bathroom to ourselves. Do have Bugles? You know, the crunchy snacks.

#Monsterdon

Yes let's send airplanes to study the underwater disturbance

#Monsterdon

@aburka Do they each have names? Otherwise it doesn't count #monsterdon

It's... A Tetsucabra? #Monsterdon #MonsterHunter

#Monsterdon Oh, for the love of Pete, do you need to pound the “Nature good, Man ruins everything” theme in with a 50-pound jackhammer? It’s supposed to be SUBtext.

Those pilots must have gotten weapons training from Stormtrooper School.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMothra

They barely showed the monster and they're already bringing in the bombers? Pacing!

#Monsterdon #Battra

"We want to exploit the island." Ten minutes later, same guy, after being dunked in the river, camping overnight, and hearing little women in orange speaking as "The Earth Cosmos" talk about the Earth being destroyed once before? "My company has destroyed a forest. I feel very guilty." I'm here for this climate change disaster movie! #Monsterdon (Godzilla versus Monthra: The Battle for Earth)