Sometimes a family is two dads, their son, and Mecha Jimmy Carter.
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The OG Godzilla would never do this scampering and tail surfing thing. They're leaning hard into the buffoonish direction here #monsterdon

And everyone is happy to have the family robot home once again
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Fin.

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"What's happened to him?"

Your robot son has developed wanderlust. #Monsterdon

"You guys play too rough I'm going home! "

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Thank you anyway my lorge son. Who never listens to dad. #monsterdon

Fight’s over, but the credits haven’t started yet? This is a remarkable amount of denouement for a #monsterdon movie.

Punch, punch, punch!

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okay, they seem to have fully given up, good thing my listening skills turn out to have gotten a little better without me noticing...?
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"Seal all fissures!" I cry, applying superglue to my asscrack
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Jet Jaguar: I am the Eschaton. I am not your God. #monsterdon

I still can't get over the giant shit-eating grin on jetjagular #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @yatsu me too

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now that's some campy #monsterdon action, on the antishark-bat-spray level

Got that answered: who can fly now? Everyone.

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Kangaroo Kick! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Good job, Tin Man. Now go do the dishes.

Screw you, kid #Monsterdon

oh my GOD godzilla have some self respect

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We now return you to Gigan vs The Harlem Globetrotters #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

(i think the subtitles just gave up for a minute)
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Oh yes the iconic flyingtail kick I love it

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All the problems of a radioactive monster and an giant robot don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world, Jet Jaguar.

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It's the godzilla love song theme. #monsterdon

"...hey Jet, where are the cheeseburgers?"

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#Monsterdon KISS KISS KISS

@blogdiva I got the feeling it was supposed to be a (ridiculous) flying kick, and the tail was just dragging on the ground, but I could be wrong. #monsterdon

@amyfou Still full of seamen

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The look in Godzilla's eyes when Jeff Jagular shook his hand instead of hugging him... it rent my heart.

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#Monsterdon it's a good thing i'm on drugs, cause i think the filmmakers were too

I love while they're just skipping along the top of the mountain to see what's going on, we randomly hear the cats jumping on the Hammond Organ again.

#CatsRidingALeslie

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We have now entered the WWF tag-team wrestling portion of the show, complete with . . . banjo music?

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#Monsterdon Godzilla: Well, you're not bad for a human thing. See ya 'round.

@amyfou I'm assuming they're going to fuck off while remaining in the sea #monsterdon

gotchaMON, gotchaMON

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Damn thought they were gonna hug for a sec. maybe just a lil' kiss on the cheek goodbye? Please? #monsterdon

And thus a solemn friendship is born. Apparently? #Monsterdon

THEY'RE GONNA HU -- aw, no, they just shook hands.

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oh, sure, Jet Jaguar gets all the credit.

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Aw, man, Godzilla's just fucking off, not even into the sea! And without kissing Jet Jaguar!

what a rip-off

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KISSSSS #monsterdon

Head-butted like the expert soccer player you are Godzilla

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Bros for life.
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"So, we've just watched twenty full minutes of intense monster violence... AS A FAMILY." #Monsterdon

The gay underlord is just uttering nonsense at this point. #Monsterdon

now kiss

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now kiss!
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And it's Godzilla with the folding chair!!! #monsterdon

Toho stole this ring of fire thing from Wagner, only substituting random synth beeps for the orchestra #monsterdon

OK wow they need to nerf Godzilla before the next movie, this fullscreen slide kick is ridiculous and then he has what looks like an unblockable grab now, too.

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"Back to Monster Island. See you in a few months!"

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I too want to collapse into a fissure as the weekend ends.

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And now the giant roach is mercilously mocked in the funniest ways a giant radioactive dinosaur can imaging.
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Tail that can support the entire monster (with the tail on the ground) seems a little off biologically?

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I'm more than a little disappointed that they cut away just as Godzilla started to put the smackdown

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The Godzilla and Jet Jaguar bromance just keeps getting stronger. They’re going to kiss before it’s all over. I just know it! #Monsterdon

Gigan and Megalon have the "heel" role energy fr

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It appears the monster choreography was informed by WWE pro wrestling styles.
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#godzillavsmegalon

"...first you must tenderize the Megalon"

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So they had some budget for godzilla breath weapons, but saved money by only doing 4 frames per second #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

Y'know, some Godzilla movies have tried to rehabilitate the weirdass drop kick from this film... But it's always weird. I don't care how you explain it, scale rockets, teleporation, whatever, it's *weird* to have a forty ton animal rocket across the battlefield feet-first. #Monsterdon

Kiss Cam!

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Oh, Godzilla pulling the ol’ “Puny God” on Megalon! That’s gotta hurt! #monsterdon

God, walking backwards in that suit must be unnerving, unless that's really good forward walking played in reverse.

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now the big G's just rubbing it in

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The way Godzilla moves in this movie is so cute. Everytime he runs around he's like saying "hustle! hustle! hustle!" under his breath. #monsterdon

FINISH HIM!

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Oh there he goes. Yeah just Jaguar is a f****** liability, damn idiot

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How is this fight both ridiculous and unrelentingly brutal at the same time?

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gigan looks a little like crow (mst3k) #MONSTERDON

ok now muted banjo!?

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There goes the last 1/3rd of the continent.

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Oh those body slams... Word fail. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Oh no they're surrounded by fire. Hey wait, Jet jaguar, can't you fly?

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Did Jet Jaguar *arrest* Gigan? (not that it quite works that way for kaiju)

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Godzilla yells ... "Cannonballllllll!"

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Godzilla hyping up Jet Jaguar while the Amen Break goes nuts in the background. No notes, perfection.

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"You're next bug boy."
"Oooooooh noooo."
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Did Godzilla just throw the peace sign?

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TWO times!

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Excuse me what was that combo move godzilla #monsterdon

Godzilla fires at the Kaiju clay pigeon!

#GodzillaVsMegalon
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YES THE TAILGLIDE TAKEDOWN

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Jet is acting like a cop with the perp walk and physical abuse #monsterdon

Gigan is not an impressive kaiju, gotta say. Maybe it was all Seatopia could afford #monsterdon

That monster is firing mouth turds. Now you know. #Monsterdon

lmao that shuffle #monsterdon

Now it's butt whooping party time!
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Gigan's all "Peace OUT!" #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Gigan gets his shit wrecked. His wrestling career is over.
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now THAT'S teamwork ⭐
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How many times have we heard the Godzilla roar during this battle? #Monsterdon

the beanbag from the mouth! I cackled out loud. Hilarious.

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Oh no! Megalon hotboxed his own supply!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

I thought Gigan was getting arrested by Jet Jaguar

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Okay, I think I'm back online. Got the elephant smashing the keyboard error message a few times. #monsterdon

Only a technology as bad as #fediverse can crash someone's instance with 1400 #monsterdon posts.

I'm so sorry @srol 😞

#monsterdon Next time my spouse calls me Godzilla Breath in the morning, I will take it as a compliment.

Finally! #monsterdon