Toho stole this ring of fire thing from Wagner, only substituting random synth beeps for the orchestra #monsterdon

OK wow they need to nerf Godzilla before the next movie, this fullscreen slide kick is ridiculous and then he has what looks like an unblockable grab now, too.

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"Back to Monster Island. See you in a few months!"

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#monsterdon banjo music to coincide with tail based thermonuclear wedgie and swirly attack. Check and check.

I too want to collapse into a fissure as the weekend ends.

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So Jet Jaguar is basically a machine god capable of breaking physics, but let's hope he's cool with those powers

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And now the giant roach is mercilously mocked in the funniest ways a giant radioactive dinosaur can imaging.
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Tail that can support the entire monster (with the tail on the ground) seems a little off biologically?

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I'm more than a little disappointed that they cut away just as Godzilla started to put the smackdown

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The Godzilla and Jet Jaguar bromance just keeps getting stronger. They’re going to kiss before it’s all over. I just know it! #Monsterdon

Gigan and Megalon have the "heel" role energy fr

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It appears the monster choreography was informed by WWE pro wrestling styles.
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"...first you must tenderize the Megalon"

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So they had some budget for godzilla breath weapons, but saved money by only doing 4 frames per second #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

Y'know, some Godzilla movies have tried to rehabilitate the weirdass drop kick from this film... But it's always weird. I don't care how you explain it, scale rockets, teleporation, whatever, it's *weird* to have a forty ton animal rocket across the battlefield feet-first. #Monsterdon

Kiss Cam!

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Oh, Godzilla pulling the ol’ “Puny God” on Megalon! That’s gotta hurt! #monsterdon

The way Godzilla moves in this movie is so cute. Everytime he runs around he's like saying "hustle! hustle! hustle!" under his breath. #monsterdon

FINISH HIM!

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God, walking backwards in that suit must be unnerving, unless that's really good forward walking played in reverse.

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now the big G's just rubbing it in

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Oh there he goes. Yeah just Jaguar is a f****** liability, damn idiot

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How is this fight both ridiculous and unrelentingly brutal at the same time?

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gigan looks a little like crow (mst3k) #MONSTERDON

ok now muted banjo!?

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This just chaos, who is puking energy weapon what at who, who can still fly and who can't, we've got the universal toddler sign for hand washing, this is great

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There goes the last 1/3rd of the continent.

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Oh those body slams... Word fail. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Oh no they're surrounded by fire. Hey wait, Jet jaguar, can't you fly?

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The runway tail-slide!
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Did Jet Jaguar *arrest* Gigan? (not that it quite works that way for kaiju)

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Godzilla yells ... "Cannonballllllll!"

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Godzilla hyping up Jet Jaguar while the Amen Break goes nuts in the background. No notes, perfection.

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"You're next bug boy."
"Oooooooh noooo."
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Did Godzilla just throw the peace sign?

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TWO times!

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Excuse me what was that combo move godzilla #monsterdon

Godzilla fires at the Kaiju clay pigeon!

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Jet is acting like a cop with the perp walk and physical abuse #monsterdon

YES THE TAILGLIDE TAKEDOWN

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the way those knees are landing I hope there's nobody in that suit when Godzilla is doing his moves on Megalon

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Gigan is not an impressive kaiju, gotta say. Maybe it was all Seatopia could afford #monsterdon

That monster is firing mouth turds. Now you know. #Monsterdon

lmao that shuffle #monsterdon

Now it's butt whooping party time!
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Gigan's all "Peace OUT!" #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Gigan gets his shit wrecked. His wrestling career is over.
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now THAT'S teamwork ⭐
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After the mouth harp, we have the ring of fire.

Thermonuclear Godzilla blasts commence.

We're hoping our modern family with two dads and an expert drone pilot has somehow survived.

Godzilla tries the gentle kicks again.

How many times have we heard the Godzilla roar during this battle? #Monsterdon

the beanbag from the mouth! I cackled out loud. Hilarious.

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Oh no! Megalon hotboxed his own supply!

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I thought Gigan was getting arrested by Jet Jaguar

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Okay, I think I'm back online. Got the elephant smashing the keyboard error message a few times. #monsterdon

Only a technology as bad as #fediverse can crash someone's instance with 1400 #monsterdon posts.

I'm so sorry @srol 😞

#monsterdon Next time my spouse calls me Godzilla Breath in the morning, I will take it as a compliment.

Finally! #monsterdon

Oh shit the suit caught fire 🔥

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I did not think Godzilla would get a ride with Jet Jaguar flying robot guy, but he did.
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LMAO Gojira runs like me when i have to go to the bathroom really badly

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I was wondering if Godzilla was waiting for Jet Jaguar to tag out. But then he hit Gigan with the breath. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

OH JESUS i forgot about the seatopians and got jumpscared by a hairy white guy in a toga TWICE in the SAME MOVIE #Monsterdon

"Oh fuck. Close all the exit hatches. Hurry!!"
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At this point a bunch of the soundtrack keep randomly sounding like square/line dancing music to me. Is that weird?

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Look at them doing the happy dance!

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This Godzilla has access to radioactive breath without having to charge up his back spines first #monsterdon

#Monsterdon aw, they're trapped together, maybe they'll fall in love

Also, a note for the future, Godzilla: you can lead with the atomic breath. Might make things easier against future kaiju, just sayin’. #monsterdon

@srol I trust you didn't expect tooting about it to help that situation in any way 😂

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Dance for your supper! Dance!

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Toga man jumpscare got dam #monsterdon

...Gigan and Megalon's little dance there, I think this might count as intra-community violence #Monsterdon

Fly, you fools! #monsterdon

Hurry! Retreat! Close them!
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Flute music starting up. That means something big’s about to go down. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon You're the dancing bugs now!

there's a theremin, a flute and trumpets in this ring of hellish fire scene. the music director was totally shroomed out of his mind.

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I've never seen someone taunted with patty cake before. I think canonically though Godzilla has a temper and is easy to bait

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i wonder if that silly kaiju will remember he can fly

oh! he did!

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#Monsterdon Jet: Hold on, I can fly!

"WTF!? They can fly out of our fiery death trap?"
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my partner just compared godzilla running in this movie to the teletubbies

where’s the lie

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Guys #monsterdon is crashing my instance

What does rubbing Jet Jaguar’s crotch on the edge of the precipice power up? Asking for a friend #monsterdon

Megalon and Gigan have a grand old time just being mean mofos!

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Wow, Godzilla is on fire, and not in a good way
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#Monsterdon Doesn't G have freezing breath, or did I dream that?

I wish they'd cut out about half this fight. It's dragging too much. Or if they interspersed it with something else, maybe?

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Is anyone gonna mention that JJ and Godzilla are developing a real bromance on screen here? I expect a dozen yaoi fics by morning. #Monsterdon

isn't godzilla like a living nuclear reactor? why is he scared of fire?

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I'm pretty sure the choreography was "boss we can't move in these suits" and the response was "just brawl as best you can. make it look good"

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They fell in to a burnin' ring of fire. #monsterdon

Rule #1: Don't stand in the fire #monsterdon

Godzilla CC: Where's the damn reboot power? #Monsterdon

this is the godzilla that would front for party cannon

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@ramsey The robot decided to turn big because it wanted to and the military decided to go prepare for the Terminator uprising.

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How does this flute in the background work for you guys?

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Their love was like a burning flame....

....but was more like a burning flame...were the burning flames...

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[Meta] every week there are 2-3 people I end up muting forever because their 20 toots from an hour ago suddenly flood the feed all at once. And every time it's a software developer or something from a tech focused instance. Every time. It's amazing #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

We have a hostage situation!

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