I love how they capped all that with a “we’d better warn the scientists”.

#GodzillaVsMegalon #monsterdon

but godzilla says "eh, good 'nuff, you know where to find me" and fucks back off _towards_ the sea and jet jaguar gets small and goes home with the gay dads and their 80-year-old-voiced son.

oh and jet has a robowedgie most of the film

that about sum it up?

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

I think there have been WWII movies set entirely on the front lines with more women in them than this

#Monsterdon

"Once you go jira you'll always be queerer"

-- Jet Jaguar, apparently

#Monsterdon

@PacificNic Fortunately "smart" and #Monsterdon do not pair together particularly well

(to be clear this is meant to be a self-deprecating joke about how silly the films often are, not an insult)

I was going to say something snarky about the movie but then that song.

That… GLORIOUS song!

#Monsterdon

There comes a time in every family's life when the two dads and their small child have to say goodbye to their autonomous weapon robot son after an epic battle with the monsters of Monster Island. #monsterdon

@srol it was one of the Godzilla movies of all time #monsterdon

Thanks @Taweret for hosting #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero make like a tree and leaf? #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

[song ends]

Yes, subtitles, that it did

Great movie, would watch again

#monsterdon

Punch, punch, punch! Meanwhile Godzilla fucks off at least towards the sea #Monsterdon

That was more coherent than most #Monsterdon flicks. Godzilla is cool! Who knew? 😂
Thank you @Taweret for hosting! It's always a blast!

I wasn't following the whole story line there, did Jaguar get his ass beat trying to fly solo and decided he better follow orders instead?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

The handshake was Godzilla's signal that it was time to eff off into the sea. He's not into commitment #monsterdon

But they didn't. It was store brand. And Jet Jaguar knew it. So he left. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

Godzilla never disappoints, a fine #Monsterdon it was. Masers! Tanks! Melting tanks! Pro wrestling!

Have a nice week y'all

So lemmie think.

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Jet Jaguar! Come home with us! We've got Kraft Macaroni And Cheese! #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

I just noticed the kid is wearing a sweatshirt with Snoopy from Peanuts on it. 😂

#Monsterdon

OK everyone - thanks so much for a craaaaaaayze #monsterdon !

Be sure to vote when @Taweret 's poll shows up tomorrow!

❤️

What a stinker! Nice job, #monsterdon

Well, that was silly. And nonsensical. But short! #monsterdon

good thing their son likes the dog they <strike>invented</strike> brought home. #monsterdon

Ok, but for real, what's the AI robot giant's energy source? #monsterdon

And Godzilla fucks off into the fucking off place. I got nothing. #Monsterdon

Punch, punch, punch ♪ #Monsterdon

Wish the subtitles had the translated song!

#monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegalon

Oh, it's done. Huh. #Monsterdon

Time to once again freak it sensitive style #monsterdon

And that's it for Basically Nothing Happens!

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#monsterdon Some of Jet Jaguar's earlier work:

And so ends another #Monsterdon. As always, our thanks to all the posters and lurkers, and most of all, to @Taweret for hosting. And remember #Monsterdoners: Punch! Punch! Punch!

Jet Jaguar looks a little sad, don’t you think? He’s sad that Godzilla left him alone. #Monsterdon

They just... stopped subtitling the movie for the last 5 minutes #monsterdon

I want Leonard Nimoy singing the Jet Jaguar song!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!! #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Why doesn't Godzilla get subtitles?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

#monsterdon That's it? That the entire movie? That's all?

Yet, no one repaired his terminal wedgie.

#monsterdon

punch. punch. punch.
#monsterdon

my movie gave up on the subtitles #Monsterdon

Godzilla and Jet Jaguar setting up a coffee date for later. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

HOLY SHIT HE HAS A THEME SONG #monsterdon

"...with this movie concluded, we've all reverted into mindless robots"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

jet jaguar learned the zip and unzip algorithm

#monsterdon

Sometimes a family is two dads, their son, and Mecha Jimmy Carter.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

The OG Godzilla would never do this scampering and tail surfing thing. They're leaning hard into the buffoonish direction here #monsterdon

And everyone is happy to have the family robot home once again
#Monsterdon

Fin.

#Monsterdon

"What's happened to him?"

Your robot son has developed wanderlust. #Monsterdon

"You guys play too rough I'm going home! "

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

Thank you anyway my lorge son. Who never listens to dad. #monsterdon

"PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!"

they sang of their new machine god

#monsterdon

Fight’s over, but the credits haven’t started yet? This is a remarkable amount of denouement for a #monsterdon movie.

Punch, punch, punch!

#Monsterdon

okay, they seem to have fully given up, good thing my listening skills turn out to have gotten a little better without me noticing...?
#monsterdon

"Seal all fissures!" I cry, applying superglue to my asscrack
#monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

Jet Jaguar: I am the Eschaton. I am not your God. #monsterdon

I still can't get over the giant shit-eating grin on jetjagular #monsterdon

I wouldn't want that thing in my house
#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @yatsu me too

#Monsterdon

now that's some campy #monsterdon action, on the antishark-bat-spray level

Got that answered: who can fly now? Everyone.

#monsterdon

Kangaroo Kick! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Good job, Tin Man. Now go do the dishes.

Screw you, kid #Monsterdon

oh my GOD godzilla have some self respect

#MONSTERDON

We now return you to Gigan vs The Harlem Globetrotters #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

Oh yes the iconic flyingtail kick I love it

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

(i think the subtitles just gave up for a minute)
#monsterdon

All the problems of a radioactive monster and an giant robot don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world, Jet Jaguar.

#monsterdon

It's the godzilla love song theme. #monsterdon

"...hey Jet, where are the cheeseburgers?"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon KISS KISS KISS

@blogdiva I got the feeling it was supposed to be a (ridiculous) flying kick, and the tail was just dragging on the ground, but I could be wrong. #monsterdon

@amyfou Still full of seamen

#Monsterdon

The look in Godzilla's eyes when Jeff Jagular shook his hand instead of hugging him... it rent my heart.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon it's a good thing i'm on drugs, cause i think the filmmakers were too

YES! HE DID THE THING! HE DID THE TAIL THING!

#monsterdon

I love while they're just skipping along the top of the mountain to see what's going on, we randomly hear the cats jumping on the Hammond Organ again.

#CatsRidingALeslie

#monsterdon

We have now entered the WWF tag-team wrestling portion of the show, complete with . . . banjo music?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Godzilla: Well, you're not bad for a human thing. See ya 'round.

@amyfou I'm assuming they're going to fuck off while remaining in the sea #monsterdon

gotchaMON, gotchaMON

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Damn thought they were gonna hug for a sec. maybe just a lil' kiss on the cheek goodbye? Please? #monsterdon

And thus a solemn friendship is born. Apparently? #Monsterdon

They're gonna kiss
#monsterdon

oh, sure, Jet Jaguar gets all the credit.

#Monsterdon

THEY'RE GONNA HU -- aw, no, they just shook hands.

#Monsterdon

Aw, man, Godzilla's just fucking off, not even into the sea! And without kissing Jet Jaguar!

what a rip-off

#Monsterdon

KISSSSS #monsterdon

Head-butted like the expert soccer player you are Godzilla

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

Bros for life.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

"So, we've just watched twenty full minutes of intense monster violence... AS A FAMILY." #Monsterdon

The gay underlord is just uttering nonsense at this point. #Monsterdon

now kiss

#Monsterdon

now kiss!
#monsterdon

And it's Godzilla with the folding chair!!! #monsterdon