Godzilla got really emotionally attached to Jet Jaguar really fast, tbh. Like, Godzilla, heβs a robot, he can be repaired, itβs gonna be alright. #monsterdon
Megalon and Gigan cackling as Godzilla and Jet Jaguar are caught in a burning ring of fire.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon
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Leave my robot buddy alone!
#monsterdon
And where the hell did the exploding loogies come from? #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon
You think the bug with the drill hands would spend more time drilling and less time using the drills to pistol whip Godzilla
#monsterdon I hope those suits are well padded I think JJ just went ankle deep in Megalon with that one kick
C'mon guys, use your beam weapons. You don't have to show off your martial arts skillz #monsterdon
Jet Jaguar is a liability. Just leave him.
#Monsterdon this extended kaiju fight sequence is great so far
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon What the hell was he doing to Jet Jaguar? JJ is going to have serious PTSD, no doubt.
I think this may be the most slapstick Godzilla movie I've ever seen. And I've seen Destroy All Monsters. #Monsterdon
Did the military just nope right out of there? We havenβt seen them in this half of the movie. The only three humans weβve seen in the last 20 minutes are the two dads and their son. #Monsterdon
Like the Kaiju Battle Royale action the soundtrack of this #Monsterdon is...all over the place
sucker punched godzilla
He no leave his buddy
#Monsterdon
Oh yeah right, there are some humans watching this or something, very important, thanks for that cut
"shoot the hostage"
#monsterdon #WrongMovie
@sean None that I can think of. I stopped reading because none of it made sense anyway.
EDIT: I'm very much enjoying this. Didn't mean to imply I wasn't.
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon
don't worry about that blood, godzilla bladed himself #monsterdon
Godzilla is a tool user?! This changes everything!
Megalon brought drills to a fist fight. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon
#Monsterdon More dance off? KWhy isn't it heat breath and lightning at 50 paces?
Serious ?: do kaiju movies take their cues from pro-wrestling, or vice-versa? (or is it a a circular feedback loop?) Because all we're missing here is a folding metal chair...
I don't think subtitles were really needed with this one ... was there any relevant dialogue?
"Oh, damn, we have this leftover building miniature that didn't make it onto the big demo scene. What should we do with it?"
[scratching chin and staring at empty set for kaiju battle finale] "I have an idea"
I think the jew's harp was an interesting choice for soundtrack. Not a good one, but interesting #monsterdon
Did they have enough budget for Big G's breath weapon? We'll see! #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon
dut dut dutdut dut dut SEE YA SUCKERS
The wrestling match needs a giant El Santo. #Monsterdon
Toho sold a figurine set to commemorate the moment where Jet Jaguar and Godzilla shook hands: https://godzilla.com/products/toho-reaction-figures-godzilla-jet-jaguar-shaking-hands-2-pack?
And Godzilla uses some gentle kicks to check for consciousness.
Only to be stunned by the Xmas topper slice.
He's gonna have to go thermonuclear to win this!
Godzilla is here to save the day (eventually)
they sure had alot of time to beat on jet Jaguar
ah yes, i too karate chop bugs whenever i see them. (Β¬_Β¬ ) #monsterdon
Big monster showdown in the desert
#Monsterdon
I think the real question of the night is whether this version of Godzilla has a prehensile tail. It sort of, but not quite, looks that way.
@Crazypedia I mean TBH that was really all it took, one second there was no Gigan and then the next second Gigan was on his way
the sound effects are competing with each other and I kinda hate it #monsterdon
Godzilla: Hey, you guys started without me? #monsterdon
yeah this really is the big G's cookie monster era isn't it
This movie is a million times weirder now that I've seen the first Godzilla film. >_> #Monsterdon
You think the Atlanteans are surprised that the surface also has Kaiju?
It seems like they thought Megalon was special.
Oh no! Stock footage blood spray!
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon
Who was on this camera? Michael Bay?
#monsterdon
Godzilla is now a boxing champion? What about the lasers? What about the tail?
"It's a pleasure to meet you, sir! I've always been a fan!"
"Bro they are RIGHT BEHIND YOU" #monsterdon
My job here is done.
hey are you guys done already? are you guys OW YOU FUCKER
Jet Jaguar off in the background doing The Worm... #Monsterdon
This fight has got to be the most straight up WWE tag match we've seen so far. Just one pro-wrestling move after another. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon
Why is Godzilla celebrating BEFORE the fight? #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon
I do believe Goji is trying Megalon to "Make like a tree and leave".
"...eat root, Megalon!"
THE TRIPLE MONSTER FIGHT SCENE
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon
I need Gene Okerlund announcing this like a tag team match. #monsterdon
Godzilla, on the other hand took his GD time to get here. #Monsterdon
I love how everyone immediately posted an opinion about the mouth harp. That's what #monsterdon is all about.
Godzilla got them crazy eyes #monsterdon
#Monsterdon such a gentleman handshake
Gojira has watched more than a few of Muhammad Ali's fights. look at that arm and footwork. they're the true mark of a true gentleman and sports scholar.
@yatsu Oh man, now I super want Godzilla to turn to the camera and do an 'Allo 'Allo-style opening monologue :D "In me you see a man with *many troubles*..." #Monsterdon
OMG they did high five and then played vollyball with his body
the shaky cam adds realism
@cheribaker Everybody do the Monsterdance!
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon Godzilla's all like "Come and get some!"
Jet Jaguar could just make himself tiny, and then tell them to pick on someone their own size, and they would be ashamed. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon
What is this weird line dance theyβre doing? #Monsterdon
What is with the mouth harp in this scene???? Why is ganging up on Jet Jaguar sound like a scene form Deliverance?
@Ranjit π΅ I before E, except after C πΆ
Heβs here. Itβs Godzilla! #Monsterdon
Robot shaking Gojira's hand
What next
#monsterdon
Godzilla! Finally the title of this movie makes at least a modicum of sense now.
But WTF that entry music?
Wah Wah...boing boing twang!?
#Monsterdon Dude, you couldn't grow and give me a ride?
Gigan has entered the chat #monsterdon
oh not Jet Jaguar has programmed himself to lie helplessly on the ground
"Now take some goddamn notes, kid!" - Godzilla, probably
Is this a... dance off? #Monsterdon
someone's gonna try at shoot godzilla, but it's gonna turn out he was wearing part of a coal stove as a bullet proof vest (at least judging by the soundtrack) #monsterdon
I'm coming Beenie Boy!
There's been a lot of this soundtrack I've enjoyed, but that mouth harp boing has GOT to stop #monsterdon
@apLundell@octodon.social He learned Shaolin kung fu since the last movie.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon
The kaiju in this movie have so much swagger and I am LOVING it.
"...don't try to hit me. HIT ME!"
I like the mouth-harp boings to let you know this kaiju fight is serious, yet whimsical
Boing boing boing. #monsterdon
Godzilla-fu!
I love how Godzilla arrives doing some heating movements! It's likea boxer abou tto enter the ring.
#monsterdon
The humans did pratfalls ansd so do the monsters #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon DANCE OFF
I'm sorry but this looks like baby Godzilla.
Why is Godzilla holding his arms like that? #monsterdon
That twangy mouth harp is quite the choice there for the soundtrack. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon
What is this weirdo cowboy mouthharp music?
#Monsterdon I like that Godzilla looks perpetually surprised to be there
"...who let the Gigan out, whomp whomp whomp!"
Maybe the real Godzilla is the friends we made along the way?
Oh, wait, no. Big G has arrived!
Raise the roof, motherfuckers Godzilla in the house! #Monsterdon
*tense springing noises* #monsterdon
He's dancing to the party!
#Monsterdon