Oh shit the suit caught fire 🔥

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

I did not think Godzilla would get a ride with Jet Jaguar flying robot guy, but he did.
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon

I was wondering if Godzilla was waiting for Jet Jaguar to tag out. But then he hit Gigan with the breath. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

OH JESUS i forgot about the seatopians and got jumpscared by a hairy white guy in a toga TWICE in the SAME MOVIE #Monsterdon

"Oh fuck. Close all the exit hatches. Hurry!!"
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

At this point a bunch of the soundtrack keep randomly sounding like square/line dancing music to me. Is that weird?

#Monsterdon

Look at them doing the happy dance!

#Monsterdon

This Godzilla has access to radioactive breath without having to charge up his back spines first #monsterdon

#Monsterdon aw, they're trapped together, maybe they'll fall in love

Also, a note for the future, Godzilla: you can lead with the atomic breath. Might make things easier against future kaiju, just sayin’. #monsterdon

@srol I trust you didn't expect tooting about it to help that situation in any way 😂

#Monsterdon

Dance for your supper! Dance!

#Monsterdon

Toga man jumpscare got dam #monsterdon

...Gigan and Megalon's little dance there, I think this might count as intra-community violence #Monsterdon

Fly, you fools! #monsterdon

Hurry! Retreat! Close them!
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon You're the dancing bugs now!

I've never seen someone taunted with patty cake before. I think canonically though Godzilla has a temper and is easy to bait

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

i wonder if that silly kaiju will remember he can fly

oh! he did!

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon Jet: Hold on, I can fly!

my partner just compared godzilla running in this movie to the teletubbies

where’s the lie

#MONSTERDON

Guys #monsterdon is crashing my instance

What does rubbing Jet Jaguar’s crotch on the edge of the precipice power up? Asking for a friend #monsterdon

Megalon and Gigan have a grand old time just being mean mofos!

#Monsterdon

Wow, Godzilla is on fire, and not in a good way
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Doesn't G have freezing breath, or did I dream that?

I wish they'd cut out about half this fight. It's dragging too much. Or if they interspersed it with something else, maybe?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

isn't godzilla like a living nuclear reactor? why is he scared of fire?

#monsterdon

I'm pretty sure the choreography was "boss we can't move in these suits" and the response was "just brawl as best you can. make it look good"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

They fell in to a burnin' ring of fire. #monsterdon

Rule #1: Don't stand in the fire #monsterdon

Godzilla CC: Where's the damn reboot power? #Monsterdon

this is the godzilla that would front for party cannon

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon #CookieMonsterMetal

How does this flute in the background work for you guys?

#GodzillaVsMegalon
#Monsterdon

Their love was like a burning flame....

....but was more like a burning flame...were the burning flames...

#monsterdon

We have a hostage situation!

#Monsterdon

[Meta] every week there are 2-3 people I end up muting forever because their 20 toots from an hour ago suddenly flood the feed all at once. And every time it's a software developer or something from a tech focused instance. Every time. It's amazing #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

Godzilla got really emotionally attached to Jet Jaguar really fast, tbh. Like, Godzilla, he’s a robot, he can be repaired, it’s gonna be alright. #monsterdon

Megalon and Gigan cackling as Godzilla and Jet Jaguar are caught in a burning ring of fire.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Leave my robot buddy alone!
#monsterdon

And where the hell did the exploding loogies come from? #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

You think the bug with the drill hands would spend more time drilling and less time using the drills to pistol whip Godzilla

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I hope those suits are well padded I think JJ just went ankle deep in Megalon with that one kick

C'mon guys, use your beam weapons. You don't have to show off your martial arts skillz #monsterdon

Jet Jaguar is a liability. Just leave him.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this extended kaiju fight sequence is great so far

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon What the hell was he doing to Jet Jaguar? JJ is going to have serious PTSD, no doubt.

@yatsu goddammit

xD

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Did the military just nope right out of there? We haven’t seen them in this half of the movie. The only three humans we’ve seen in the last 20 minutes are the two dads and their son. #Monsterdon

Like the Kaiju Battle Royale action the soundtrack of this #Monsterdon is...all over the place

sucker punched godzilla

#MONSTERDON

He no leave his buddy
#Monsterdon

Oh yeah right, there are some humans watching this or something, very important, thanks for that cut

#monsterdon

"shoot the hostage"
#monsterdon #WrongMovie

@sean None that I can think of. I stopped reading because none of it made sense anyway.
EDIT: I'm very much enjoying this. Didn't mean to imply I wasn't.
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon

don't worry about that blood, godzilla bladed himself #monsterdon

Megalon brought drills to a fist fight. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Godzilla is a tool user?! This changes everything!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

#Monsterdon More dance off? KWhy isn't it heat breath and lightning at 50 paces?

Serious ?: do kaiju movies take their cues from pro-wrestling, or vice-versa? (or is it a a circular feedback loop?) Because all we're missing here is a folding metal chair...

#Monsterdon

"Oh, damn, we have this leftover building miniature that didn't make it onto the big demo scene. What should we do with it?"

[scratching chin and staring at empty set for kaiju battle finale] "I have an idea"

#Monsterdon

I don't think subtitles were really needed with this one ... was there any relevant dialogue?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

I think the jew's harp was an interesting choice for soundtrack. Not a good one, but interesting #monsterdon

Did they have enough budget for Big G's breath weapon? We'll see! #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

dut dut dutdut dut dut SEE YA SUCKERS

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Toho sold a figurine set to commemorate the moment where Jet Jaguar and Godzilla shook hands: https://godzilla.com/products/toho-reaction-figures-godzilla-jet-jaguar-shaking-hands-2-pack?

#Monsterdon

The wrestling match needs a giant El Santo. #Monsterdon

And Godzilla uses some gentle kicks to check for consciousness.

Only to be stunned by the Xmas topper slice.

He's gonna have to go thermonuclear to win this!

#monsterdon

Godzilla is here to save the day (eventually)
they sure had alot of time to beat on jet Jaguar

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

ah yes, i too karate chop bugs whenever i see them. (¬_¬ ) #monsterdon

Big monster showdown in the desert
#Monsterdon

I think the real question of the night is whether this version of Godzilla has a prehensile tail. It sort of, but not quite, looks that way.

#Monsterdon

@Crazypedia I mean TBH that was really all it took, one second there was no Gigan and then the next second Gigan was on his way

#Monsterdon

the sound effects are competing with each other and I kinda hate it #monsterdon

Godzilla: Hey, you guys started without me? #monsterdon

yeah this really is the big G's cookie monster era isn't it

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

You think the Atlanteans are surprised that the surface also has Kaiju?

It seems like they thought Megalon was special.

#monsterdon

Oh no! Stock footage blood spray!
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Who was on this camera? Michael Bay?
#monsterdon

Godzilla is now a boxing champion? What about the lasers? What about the tail?

#Monsterdon

My job here is done.

#monsterdon

hey are you guys done already? are you guys OW YOU FUCKER

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Jet Jaguar off in the background doing The Worm... #Monsterdon

This fight has got to be the most straight up WWE tag match we've seen so far. Just one pro-wrestling move after another. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Why is Godzilla celebrating BEFORE the fight? #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

I do believe Goji is trying Megalon to "Make like a tree and leave".

#monsterdon

"...eat root, Megalon!"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

THE TRIPLE MONSTER FIGHT SCENE
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon

I need Gene Okerlund announcing this like a tag team match. #monsterdon

Godzilla, on the other hand took his GD time to get here. #Monsterdon

I love how everyone immediately posted an opinion about the mouth harp. That's what #monsterdon is all about.

Godzilla got them crazy eyes #monsterdon

#Monsterdon such a gentleman handshake

@yatsu Oh man, now I super want Godzilla to turn to the camera and do an 'Allo 'Allo-style opening monologue :D "In me you see a man with *many troubles*..." #Monsterdon

OMG they did high five and then played vollyball with his body

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

the shaky cam adds realism

#monsterdon

@cheribaker Everybody do the Monsterdance!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon Godzilla's all like "Come and get some!"

Hmmm, use the atomic breath?

Nawwww, I'll just thump 'em!

#Monsterdon

Jet Jaguar could just make himself tiny, and then tell them to pick on someone their own size, and they would be ashamed. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon