Gigan ex machina #monsterdon

This Godzilla's got a spring in his step. He's very bouncy. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

@apLundell Of the many problems that rust solves, people rarely mention that it also avoids conservation of mass leaks.

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I hope the first alien species we come across has a mouth like Megalon, and a love of Jazz

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So there's some service that just lets you check out kaiju from some kaiju library? Is it Universe-M Archive.org? #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

Conjecture: WWE is just an extension of old kaiju movies. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon What if you had a Kaiju fight and nobody came?

I appreciate the subtitle writer for writing [laughing] so we know that's what these monsters are doing

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Turns out Godzilla really doesn't like bullies.
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When Kaiju team up is it like the kids in captain planet?

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The director seems to prefer a "human in a suit" style since even Godzilla's getting in on that action.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

roku-chan: GODZILLA!!!
godzilla: I'm busy rn kid, go away.
#monsterdon

Godzilla's bringing some real "Dad stepped on a hot wheels" energy to this throwdown #monsterdon

The real lesson is that kaiju really hate the petrochemical industry #monsterdon

Nice try, fucker! You're not flying away from the giant bug jamboree, you shiny clown

#Monsterdon

Jet Jaguar probably should have programmed himself to be small again at some point

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Time to play Jet Jaguar volleyball!

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IIRC correctly this is one of the most chatty Godzilla depictions.

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Kaiju high five!

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Gojira taking his sweet ass time to save Jet Jaguar cuz he couldn't do it before his morning constitutional at-sea.

#GodzillaMegalon #Monsterdon

Godzilla can canonically fly, but he just really didn't want to be in this film, so he's just swimming. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

You sure you want to laugh at the robot? Jet might have friends #monsterdon

Megalon and Gigan:

"Monster BFFs 4-Evah!"

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did Megalon forget he can shoot lethal hand-drawn rays from his helmet? #monsterdon

Is it a dance off?

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Drill and Buzzsaw, friends FOREVER.

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On the other hand, it's nice to see two kaiju who are clearly drift compatible like this. #Monsterdon

Raise that roof Godzilla.

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#Monsterdon Time to shrink, machine man.

Are the kaiju doing Fortnite dances???

#Monsterdon

Dance off!

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The ole' Robot Rope-a-dope #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

@diazona Kaiju Well WhatEver

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So, there are 2 giant bugs doing interpretive dance now.
Is Godzilla still swimming?
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon

Tonight on Kaiju WWE...

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Gigan's all "Upper management was disappointed with your performance so I'm here to pick up the slack" #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

They're saying something ...

#monsterdon

Monster laughs are the worst.

#Monsterdon

Jet Jaguar and Gigan have *really* similar noises.

Anyway, let's get this tag-team cage match started. Where you at, Goji?

#Monsterdon

An entire scene of monsters communicating like coaches in a baseball dugout. #monsterdon

"He just programmed himself in some way to increase his own size!" Yeah. Yeah, that...makes sense. Sure. #monsterdon

@blogdiva Do cockroaches make noise?

#Monsterdon

Megalon, you wise guy #monsterdon

I made a typo in some CSS code that made a thing grow gigantic once so I suppose the Big Bot thing makes sense I dunno #Monsterdon

okay, for real tho, every time JJ turns around, i get the urge to look behind me, that dude need to program himself a neck. #monsterdon

Jet Jaguar believes in Bitcoin to $100k #monsterdon

Ah I see. As an American I would have just gone to a local gun store if I wanted to screw up a guy’s face. Good plan #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon Wait ... how do they know who Gigan is?

Wasn't Godzilla fallowing Jet Jaguar?

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#GodzillaVsMegalon

@starkraving666 i think maybe the dancing Seatopians were gals. Like, 2 of them? #Monsterdon
@neia

Ah, humans expositioning the plot from the sidelines. Classic. #Monsterdon

#godzillavsmegalon
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@Taweret he's a coder

#monsterdon

@strangefour this is an incredible screenshot out of context

or in context

whatever

#Monsterdon

Jeff jaguar loves to wrestle.
This robot boy was raised on Ultraman.
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I really don't like to see Jet jaguar's face #monsterdon

"You shouldn't go. It could be dangerous. But bringing the kid doesn't bother me." #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

jaguar's just trying to help that poor kaiju climb out of that hole, guys, come on! #monsterdon

nice slow clap, kid, real nice.

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DON'T GRAB THE DRILL, ARE YOU STUPID #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon What is with this music for Godzilla's scene? And why is Godzilla loping in all slow like some kind of second-rate, comic-relief sidekick?

Jet Jaguar's so smart he learned how to violate conservation of mass #monsterdon

My screen cap privileges are back. I must use them wisely.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon Gigan: Dammit I was trying to sleep!

So, I guess it's cannon that Jet Jaguar has an inner ear, huh

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Godzilla, you missed the fight, buddy. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon jet jaguar does the spin, and apparently gets dizzy as a result?
Mecha moves in a Kaiju movie. Yeah, baby.

Oh, know it's straight Jiu Jitsu.

Oh, he just programmed himself to increase in size. We should have thought of that!

Megalon has an inner ear. #Monsterdon

He just programmed himself somehow in some way

#monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegalon

Forget cloud computing and GPUs, apparently all you really need if you want a more powerful machine is determination

#Monsterdon

Yes here’s the wrestling action we were promised #Monsterdon

@wohali I was wondering what that sound was. Thank you!
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Ah yes, he just programmed himself with the ability to get bigger. Why didn't I think of that? It's even easier than downloading more RAM!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Really unclear how a toy F-86 is going to help here #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Godzilla, running slow: "I should have had more beans"

#Monsterdon Kaiju Discus looks fun

Jet Jaguar used bitch slap! It was mildly effective! #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

That was *the lamest explanation of all time.* Seriously, I'm impressed. #Monsterdon

I hate it when my SteamDeck programs itself to be giant.

#Monsterdon

He is worried with the robot enought to bring his little brother on a danger zone. neat

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Big Jet Jaguar doesn't seem very smart.

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When they fly Megalon around in circles, is the actor still in there? Maybe it’s relaxing after those jumps.

#GodzillaVsMegalon #monsterdon

jet jaguar hacked his own governor module #MONSTERDON #murderbot

Fairly certain that's not how physics work, but okay
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Everything under control. Dont even need Godzilla.

@tuckerm I think I heard a 5 year old say that once. #Monsterdon

Woah, size control! And a drill bit!#Monsterdon

Jet Jaguar became dizzy! It hurt itself in its confusion! #Monsterdon

at 6:59 PDT on September 9th, Jet Jaguar became self-aware. And apparently it didn't matter. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

"help me"
"WHAT!?"
"wanna kick some monster ass?"
"FUCK YEAH I DO!"
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Megalon is old-school "fly by wires"

#monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegalon

I really appreciate the craftiness of all this. Sure, it looks fake, but it doesn't look lazy. It looks like a lot of work went into this. #monsterdon

Good of the inventor to replicate the complex structure of the inner ear so that Jet Jaguar can get dizzy. #monsterdon

Megalomaniac just cold cocked the lantern fly. #Monsterdon

Why is the spinning sound the sound of my cat on my Hammond Organ?

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OF COURSE you'd design your robot so it could get dizzy from spinning around. #Monsterdon

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Jet Jaguar, the only robot with a built-in lazy susan in his ankles. #Monsterdon

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I dare you to call me Ultraman! I double-dog dare you! #Monsterdon