Jet Jaguar super-growth powers, activate! [punches bug in face]

#Monsterdon

"can't argue with a daddy," says Jinkawa-san, who knows about these things. #monsterdon

A robot that gets dizzy? How useless is that?
#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Duh! Since he gained free will. He no longer has to obey rules and laws. Like the laws of physics or the laws of conservation of mass/energy. #monsterdon

"You sure you wanna go? It could be damned dangerous."

"Yeah, but it's the last rest stop for 75 miles."

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Wait. The robot grew to monster size? Oh, and now his background music is playing.
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon

Housemate giving me a rundown as to why this isn't Ultraman , and why Jet Jaguar exists.

#monsterdon

This music when Jet Jaguar increases in size and starts wailing on the bug creature! #Monsterdon

@north he just had to download more RAM

#Monsterdon

@apLundell That lab looks like a casin... nuthin! #Monsterdon

Oh man, bug-on-robot action this is just *wrong* #Monsterdon

Jet Jaguar's perma-grin is an analogy for me watching this movie

#monsterdon

You forgot the three laws tech bro. #Monsterdon

That shot approaching Megalon felt like they were gonna kiss.

#Monsterdon

Ah! Years for walking, hours for flying, and another couple hours to become a brand new form of sapient life. Then mere seconds to increase in size by 25x. Technology is amazing. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this is getting to 'home alone' levels of silliness

Jet Jaguar has developed free will? Oh wow and he hit puberty! #monsterdon

Spinning in circles -- my one weakness!

#Monsterdon

Jet Jaguar ate a Mario World super star, apparently.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon He's a Power ranger now?

@Louisa in the dubbed version, the scientist said he gave JJ the ability to reprogram himself!

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe they've always wanted a son. #monsterdon

Jet Jaguar now has a will of his own!

#Monsterdon

SUCKERPUNCH! #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

whaaaaaaa

#Monsterdon

jat jackure
jeg giorduar
jim jaffigan
#monsterdon

I need to rob your model plane shop. It’s a matter of national security #monsterdon

WAIT SINCE WHEN CAN HE DO *THAT*? #Monsterdon

I think I'm going to start introducing myself as "Star Hunter M. Universe".

I'll get cards printed.

#Monsterdon

Uhoh the Gay White Guys have called up reinforcements they are just too fabulous to lose TBH #Monsterdon

"He's programmed himself for survival."
He is a learning computer.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon F-86 scale model to the FACE

@starkraving666@jorts.horse There were women in the pervy photos in that truck, does that count? /s

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

I'm so amused by the sailor tats on poseidon there #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

david v goliath, the way it was supposed to be. #monsterdon

Jet Jaguar/Terminator crossover, when?

#monsterdon

Jet Jaguar is creepy. Is he good guy or bad guy?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

Jet Jaguar has gained sentience. #Monsterdon

👀👀👀
#Monsterdon

"That was Monsters R Us customer service on the phone. They've upgraded our space monster order to same day shipping." #monsterdon

"He's programmed himself for survival!"

...Oh, so he heard your orders and fucked off, like a sane robot would. #Monsterdon

He programmed himself to grow like that.

#Monsterdon

Jet Jaguar is going to end up being the beginning of Skynet, right?

#monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon Gigan's rates are 7,500 sheltars per hour, minimum 16 hours - travel time is billed as hours. Not responsible for planetary or solar destructions. Feeding and rest locations are the responsibility of the leasee. Acceptance of this transmission creates a contractually binding agreement.

Survival supersedes programming! #monsterdon #startrek

Uh oh, he's seizing. "Leave him, let's go!" #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

👍😎 #monsterdon

Jet Jaguar says "lol no"

#Monsterdon

no, but really, Megalon: what's the deal with your hands?

#monsterdon

Jet-Jaguar's all "I guess I have to freaking do everything now." #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

...Cheeky-ass robot #Monsterdon

Have you ever been hit by a kid on a swing? Looks like it hurts. #monsterdon

AI tech bro doing AI tech bro things. Lets see how that backfires.

#Monsterdon

The film is now Gigan-tic

#Monsterdon

I just realized there hasn't been a single woman in this film except maybe the grandma doing the kid's voice lmao #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

Space Monster Gigan has entered the chat.

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @RobynGoodfellow Kaijumon, gotta catch 'em all!

#Monsterdon

is megalon back in japan? i thought they sent him to easter island?

#monsterdon

The child has learned a valuable lesson. WEAPONIZE YOUR HOBBIES. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

GIGAN HAS JOINED THE BATTLE!

#Monsterdon

what the hell are we looking at here, two-strip technicolour? where'd they even source footage that old in Japan?!

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

I looked away for a second and now some interdimensional aliens are sending Gigan?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

Is it a Bechdel pass if there's NO WOMEN AT ALL? #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

@RobynGoodfellow Put Gigan on my tab #Monsterdon

I may not understand the senpai/kohai relationship between an electrical engineer and a race car driver. These things seem unrelated.

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

So what was the whole point of attacking that underground alien mofo?

#Monsterdon

WHOA Sasuke just showed up #monsterdon

@SnoopJ where can I take a KSL (Kaiju Sign Language) course? #Monsterdon

The kid swinging at 0.5 ft per minute into the bad guy was my biggest laugh of the movie so far

#monsterdon

"...Hello, M Space Hunter Omega, if that's your real name..."

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Space monster Gigan needs a better agent, he could have had title credit too! #monsterdon

And i came in like a wrecking cube....

#monsterdon

the toy plane did more damage than the gun #monsterdon

@thatdawnperson especially if the helmet was white and had a busted red light?! #OldGuyTryinToKeepUp #Monsterdon

"We're sending you the monster Gigan" Please tip your driver. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

bring the boy to do the job. This is child labor!
#monsterdon

Alas, poor bad guy, crushed by a styrofoam boulder. #monsterdon

Space monster? This situation is really escalating!
#monsterdon

ah it was a Chekhov's pointy cube hanging diagonally from the ceiling in the entryway of the house #monsterdon

"Let's just put a bunch of cubes on chains. We can put some images on them too, doesn't really matter what. The point is the whole time people are going to be like 'WHAT'S WITH THE CUBES' but we won't tell. We'll never tell." #monsterdon

#monsterdon These Caucasian actors... Straight outta central casting

That minion's have a really bad day. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Another bites the dust!
Another one falls, and another one falls,
Another bites the dust!
#Monsterdon

They flew that model plane (I didn't realise that was Checkov's model plane) into this guy's face so bad he's bleeding from his eyes, and then they STILL have to kick his ass with some non-kung-fu? #monsterdon

"Sir, we only got one explosion out of that take."

"Don't worry, just reverse it a bunch of times; they won't notice."

#Monsterdon

@ricci Seems like an ideal life, honestly. #Monsterdon

oscar wilde! nooo!

#monsterdon

Okay. So, I was wrong. The dangling metal cubes were the Chekhov’s gun. #Monsterdon

Yeeaahhh, they always go for the docks! Fuel depots next!

#monsterdon

Head injuries are treated lightly in this film
#monsterdon

Did anyone have swinging into the rescue on their bingo card?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

If the villain had been wearing a helmet he might have won. #monsterdon

I totally thought that said "Mobil loli" lmao #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

@Taweret it's OK they gave him a helmet he'll be fine #Monsterdon

"Your ...home decor....lacks taste!"

"Are you....kidding!? My photo cubes....are timeless!"

[struggling throughout]

#monsterdon

"A message has come in from Space Hunter Nebula X"

I thought I blocked him?

#monsterdon

Bad Guy^3

#GodzillaVsMegalon
#monsterdon

#monsterdon
Kid knew about kamikaze drones long before Ukraine.

So that's what those hanging cubes are for!

#monsterdon