Ah yes, he just programmed himself with the ability to get bigger. Why didn't I think of that? It's even easier than downloading more RAM!
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon
@wohali I was wondering what that sound was. Thank you!
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon
#Monsterdon Godzilla, running slow: "I should have had more beans"
Really unclear how a toy F-86 is going to help here #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Kaiju Discus looks fun
Jet Jaguar used bitch slap! It was mildly effective! #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon
That was *the lamest explanation of all time.* Seriously, I'm impressed. #Monsterdon
I hate it when my SteamDeck programs itself to be giant.
He is worried with the robot enought to bring his little brother on a danger zone. neat
Big Jet Jaguar doesn't seem very smart.
When they fly Megalon around in circles, is the actor still in there? Maybe it’s relaxing after those jumps.
jet jaguar hacked his own governor module #MONSTERDON #murderbot
Fairly certain that's not how physics work, but okay
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon Everything under control. Dont even need Godzilla.
@tuckerm I think I heard a 5 year old say that once. #Monsterdon
Woah, size control! And a drill bit!#Monsterdon
Jet Jaguar became dizzy! It hurt itself in its confusion! #Monsterdon
at 6:59 PDT on September 9th, Jet Jaguar became self-aware. And apparently it didn't matter. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon
"help me"
"WHAT!?"
"wanna kick some monster ass?"
"FUCK YEAH I DO!"
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon
Megalon is old-school "fly by wires"
I really appreciate the craftiness of all this. Sure, it looks fake, but it doesn't look lazy. It looks like a lot of work went into this. #monsterdon
Good of the inventor to replicate the complex structure of the inner ear so that Jet Jaguar can get dizzy. #monsterdon
Megalomaniac just cold cocked the lantern fly. #Monsterdon
Why is the spinning sound the sound of my cat on my Hammond Organ?
OF COURSE you'd design your robot so it could get dizzy from spinning around. #Monsterdon
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I dare you to call me Ultraman! I double-dog dare you! #Monsterdon
Jet Jaguar super-growth powers, activate! [punches bug in face]
"can't argue with a daddy," says Jinkawa-san, who knows about these things. #monsterdon
A robot that gets dizzy? How useless is that?
#Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe Duh! Since he gained free will. He no longer has to obey rules and laws. Like the laws of physics or the laws of conservation of mass/energy. #monsterdon
Wait. The robot grew to monster size? Oh, and now his background music is playing.
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon
Housemate giving me a rundown as to why this isn't Ultraman , and why Jet Jaguar exists.
This music when Jet Jaguar increases in size and starts wailing on the bug creature! #Monsterdon
@north he just had to download more RAM
@apLundell That lab looks like a casin... nuthin! #Monsterdon
Oh man, bug-on-robot action this is just *wrong* #Monsterdon
Jet Jaguar's perma-grin is an analogy for me watching this movie
You forgot the three laws tech bro. #Monsterdon
That shot approaching Megalon felt like they were gonna kiss.
Ah! Years for walking, hours for flying, and another couple hours to become a brand new form of sapient life. Then mere seconds to increase in size by 25x. Technology is amazing. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon this is getting to 'home alone' levels of silliness
Jet Jaguar has developed free will? Oh wow and he hit puberty! #monsterdon
Spinning in circles -- my one weakness!
Jet Jaguar ate a Mario World super star, apparently.
#Monsterdon He's a Power ranger now?
@Louisa in the dubbed version, the scientist said he gave JJ the ability to reprogram himself!
@CactuarJoe they've always wanted a son. #monsterdon
Jet Jaguar now has a will of his own!
SUCKERPUNCH! #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon
whaaaaaaa
jat jackure
jeg giorduar
jim jaffigan
#monsterdon
I need to rob your model plane shop. It’s a matter of national security #monsterdon
WAIT SINCE WHEN CAN HE DO *THAT*? #Monsterdon
I think I'm going to start introducing myself as "Star Hunter M. Universe".
I'll get cards printed.
Uhoh the Gay White Guys have called up reinforcements they are just too fabulous to lose TBH #Monsterdon
"He's programmed himself for survival."
He is a learning computer.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon
#Monsterdon F-86 scale model to the FACE
@starkraving666@jorts.horse There were women in the pervy photos in that truck, does that count? /s
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon
I'm so amused by the sailor tats on poseidon there #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon
david v goliath, the way it was supposed to be. #monsterdon
Jet Jaguar/Terminator crossover, when?
Jet Jaguar is creepy. Is he good guy or bad guy?
Jet Jaguar has gained sentience. #Monsterdon
👀👀👀
#Monsterdon
"That was Monsters R Us customer service on the phone. They've upgraded our space monster order to same day shipping." #monsterdon
"He's programmed himself for survival!"
...Oh, so he heard your orders and fucked off, like a sane robot would. #Monsterdon
Jet Jaguar is going to end up being the beginning of Skynet, right?
He programmed himself to grow like that.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon Gigan's rates are 7,500 sheltars per hour, minimum 16 hours - travel time is billed as hours. Not responsible for planetary or solar destructions. Feeding and rest locations are the responsibility of the leasee. Acceptance of this transmission creates a contractually binding agreement.
Survival supersedes programming! #monsterdon #startrek
Uh oh, he's seizing. "Leave him, let's go!" #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon
👍😎 #monsterdon
Jet Jaguar says "lol no"
no, but really, Megalon: what's the deal with your hands?
Jet-Jaguar's all "I guess I have to freaking do everything now." #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon
...Cheeky-ass robot #Monsterdon
Have you ever been hit by a kid on a swing? Looks like it hurts. #monsterdon
AI tech bro doing AI tech bro things. Lets see how that backfires.
The film is now Gigan-tic
I just realized there hasn't been a single woman in this film except maybe the grandma doing the kid's voice lmao #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon
Space Monster Gigan has entered the chat.
@CactuarJoe @RobynGoodfellow Kaijumon, gotta catch 'em all!
is megalon back in japan? i thought they sent him to easter island?
The child has learned a valuable lesson. WEAPONIZE YOUR HOBBIES. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon
GIGAN HAS JOINED THE BATTLE!
what the hell are we looking at here, two-strip technicolour? where'd they even source footage that old in Japan?!
I looked away for a second and now some interdimensional aliens are sending Gigan?
Is it a Bechdel pass if there's NO WOMEN AT ALL? #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon
@RobynGoodfellow Put Gigan on my tab #Monsterdon
I may not understand the senpai/kohai relationship between an electrical engineer and a race car driver. These things seem unrelated.
So what was the whole point of attacking that underground alien mofo?
@SnoopJ where can I take a KSL (Kaiju Sign Language) course? #Monsterdon
WHOA Sasuke just showed up #monsterdon
The kid swinging at 0.5 ft per minute into the bad guy was my biggest laugh of the movie so far
"...Hello, M Space Hunter Omega, if that's your real name..."
Space monster Gigan needs a better agent, he could have had title credit too! #monsterdon
And i came in like a wrecking cube....